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MAD Magazine #253March 1985
- The Mad 1984 Quiz (Writer with Irving Schild)
Department: Orwell That Ends Well
MAD Magazine #254April 1985
- The Exploitation of a Rock Death (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Grave Reviews
MAD Magazine #257September 1985
- The Mad Stress Chart (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Pressure Points
MAD Magazine #262April 1986
- Badly Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums (Writer)
Department: Disc-Claimers
MAD Magazine #264July 1986
- Mad's Sure Signs of Insanity (Writer with Jack Davis)
Department: Heavy Mental
MAD Magazine #267December 1986
- Mad's Practical Joke Catalogue For Courtrooms (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: ...And Jest Is For All
MAD Magazine #270April 1987
- More Badly-Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums (Writer)
Department: Disc-Claimers
MAD Magazine #281September 1988
- A Look At Mad's Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: And The Beat Goes On... Display
MAD Magazine #294April 1990
- MAD's Rock Quiz (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Guitar, Bass And Conundrums
MAD Magazine #296July 1990
- Making Baseball Card Collections Complete (Writer with John Pound)
Department: From Topps To Bottom
MAD Magazine #302April 1991
- MAD’s Lifetime Chart of Wasted Time (Writer with Harry North)
Department: As the Clock Schticks Away
MAD Magazine #304July 1991
- Rotten Places Where Waldo Really Would Have To Hide (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Unseen We'd Like To See
MAD Magazine #305September 1991
- Any Doofus / Bozo / Idiot / Schmuck / Moron / Schmendrick / Pinhead / Fool / Cretin / Boob / Ignoramus / Jerk (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Sleazing The Opportunity
MAD Magazine #306October 1991
- The Startling Similarities Between Ancient Mythology & Modern Rock (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Parallel Barbs - Why Sports Life Is Harder Than Real Life (Writer with Jack Davis)
Department: Jocks Trapped
MAD Magazine #311June 1992
- Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums (Writer)
Department: Disc-Claimers
MAD Magazine #313September 1992
- MAD's Cross-Sections Of State Lottery Winners (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: The Schmuck Of The Draw - The ABC's Of Rock (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Letters Entertain You
MAD Magazine #318April 1993
- The MAD Treasury Of Truly Unexplained Phenomena (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: Bang The Conundrum Slowly
MAD Magazine #321September 1993
- Spin Doctors For The Rest Of Us (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Let's Twist and Make Up - Baseball Card Wars (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Packs To The Future
MAD Magazine #323December 1993
- You're Getting To Old To Rock If... (Writer with Thomas Hachtman)
Department: Mock Of Ages
MAD Magazine #324January 1994
- Welcome To The Jungle (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: 'Tis Better To Give Than To Perceive - A Sports Fan / Sports Fanatic (Writer with Jack Davis)
Department: The Obsessed Is Yet To Come - Back Cover: Haiku For Our Polluted Planet (Writer with George Woodbridge)
MAD Magazine #325February 1994
- Cover Artist (with Sam Viviano)
- Cover: Beavis Clinton and Butt-Head Gore (Idea with Sam Viviano)
- When The Beavis & Butt-Head Phenomenon Spreads Into Politics (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: Twin Geeks - Every Single New Year's Eve (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: At The Joke Of Midnight
MAD Magazine #326March 1994
- When The Smithsonian Opens An Advertising Wing (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: They're The Disease and We're The Curator - It's a Recession, It's a Depression (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: A Penny Craved Is a Penny Yearned
MAD Magazine #327May 1994
- The Future Occupations For Today's Top Wrestlers (Writer with Kyle Baker)
Department: Help Hogan - Even More Badly Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums (Writer with Irving Schild)
Department: Disc-Claimers
MAD Magazine #328June 1994
- Cinema Vs. Movies (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: Hollywood Devined - MAD's International Signs For The World Of Rock (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: Drumming The Symbols
MAD Magazine #330September 1994
- A Comprehensive Sociological Study Of The Distinguishing Characteristics Of Major League Baseball Fans (Writer with Monte Wolverton)
Department: Tease a Crowd
MAD Magazine #331October 1994
- Mad Equations (Writer)
Department: Various places around the magazine - The Upside Of Terrorism (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Violence Is Golden - Rap TV Shows Of The Very Near Future (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Wack In The Box
MAD Magazine #333January 1995
- Some Statistics the NBA isn't Especially Proud of (Writer with Jack Davis)
Department: Slam Junk - The Dysfunctional Family Circus (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Abuser Friendly - Mad's Parental Guide for Safe TV Viewing (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Lookey Tuning
MAD Magazine #334March 1995
- Would It Kill Your Pet...? (Writer with Bob Jones)
- The 11 Rarest Animation Cels on the Market (Writer with Sam Viviano)
- Why Do We Believe... (Writer with George Woodbridge)
- Real-Life Superheroes at Comic Book Conventions (Writer with Al Jaffee)
MAD Magazine #336June 1995
- So What's the Problem? (Writer)
Department: Various places around the magazine - When Beavis & Butt-Head Grow Old! (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: Humor in a Varicose Vein - Other Interesting Infinity Combinations (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Dim Sums - Mad Looks at the World of Rap (Writer with Kyle Baker)
Department: Phat Liners
MAD Magazine #337July 1995
- Only a Wrestling Fan Could Ever... (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Gullibles' Travels - Goofus and Gallant's Guide to Sex & Dating (Writer with David Manak)
Department: Boys 'N' The Wood
MAD Magazine #338August 1995
- Rock & Roll Closeups (questions) (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: Magnifying Crass - Breaking Down the MTV Generation (Writer with Leslie Sternbergh)
Department: Sample-Minded - You're a Winner and a Loser (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Two Sides of the Con - Rock & Roll Closeups - the correct answers (Writer with Sam Viviano)
MAD Magazine #339October 1995
- Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Dis-Claimers
MAD Magazine #340November 1995
- The Untold Story of Rap Music Through History (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Going Whack in Time - Superhero High (Writer with Joe Staton)
Department: The Fantastic Four Years
MAD Magazine #341December 1995
- Mad's Parental Guide for Safe MTV Viewing (Writer with Ray Burns, Leslie Sternbergh)
Department: Do the Rate Thing - Rarely Noticed Gaps (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Aches and Banes
MAD Magazine #342January 1996
- When "Sweeps Weeks" Come to PBS (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: A High-Crass Operation
MAD Magazine #343March 1996
- Points to Ponder (Writer)
Department: Various places around the magazine - The Bob Dole Guide to Instant Disagreement (Writer with Thomas Fluharty)
Department: Do the Right Wing - The All-Time Pantheon of Oddball Music Fans (Writer with Kyle Baker)
Department: Lollapalosers
MAD Magazine #344April 1996
- Mad's Academy Awards Seating Chart (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Oscar Mired Hams - Strange But True... (Writer with Rick Geary)
Department: The Fright Stuff
MAD Magazine #346June 1996
- Now That It's All Over (Writer)
Department: Various places around the magazine - More Chilling Thoughts (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: The Fright Stuff - Are You a "Type A" Personality? (Writer with Bob Clarke)
Department: Stressed to Kill
MAD Magazine #347July 1996
- Mad Visits This Year's Blahblahpaloser (Writer with Ray Alma)
Department: Generation Ecch - The Wonderful, Wonderful World of Computers (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: DOS Entertainment
MAD Magazine #348August 1996
- The Hidden Drawbacks of Rock Superstardom (Writer with Kyle Baker)
Department: High Life's a Bitch - The Worst MTV Contests of All Time (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Do you want Prize with that? - You're a Crook / You're a Businessman (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Two Sides of the Con - The Extremely Ultimate Fights (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Slay-Per View - Back Cover: Mad's Remotely Funny Fake-Out Cable Label (Writer with Sergio Aragonés)
MAD Magazine #350October 1996
- You’re Their Biggest Fan… But You Just Might Be a Stalker if… (Writer with Terry LaBan)
Department: Whistle While You Lurk - Consumer Product Factoids (Writer)
Department: Commodi-Tease (Various places around the magazine)
MAD Magazine #351November 1996
- It's a Moot Point (Writer)
Department: Various places around the magazine - Troubleshooting Guide for this Issue (Writer)
- Mad Salutes Baseball Then and Now (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: The Pot Shot Heard 'Round the World
MAD Magazine #352December 1996
- The Real Reasons Why Your Favorite Rock Band Just Split Up (Writer with Lisa Haney)
Department: When the Quit hits the Fan - In the Mind of a TV Executive (Writer with Rick Geary)
Department: Networking Stiffs
MAD Magazine #354February 1997
- Even More Chilling Thoughts (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: The Fright Stuff - Beavis and Butt-Head Go Hollywood (Writer with David Manak)
Department: Behine the Animate Ball (You Said "Ball" Heh-Heh Heh-Heh) - Truly Unbelievable Plot Twists in Action Movies (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Cliché it ain't so
MAD Magazine #355March 1997
- Even Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums (Writer with Maple Communications, Inc. )
Department: Disc-Claimers - Mad in the Year 2038 - Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: Future Shlock - Mad in the Year 2038 - The Mad Nasty File, Vol. 53 (Writer with Gerry Gersten)
Department: Future Shlock - Mad in the Year 2038 - You May Have Been a Test-Tube Baby If... (Writer with Don Edwing)
Department: Future Shlock - Mad in the Year 2038 - A Mad Look at Alzheimer's (Writer with Sergio Aragonés)
Department: Future Shlock - Mad in the Year 2038 - A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at Michael Jordan's Funeral (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Future Shlock - Mad in the Year 2038 - Spy vs. Spy (Writer with David Manak)
Department: Future Shlock - Mad in the Year 2038 - The Lighter Side of... (Writer with Dave Berg)
Department: Future Shlock - When the Dilbert Cast Invades Other Comic Strips (Writer with Steve Smallwood)
Department: Adams Ribbed
MAD Magazine #356April 1997
- Hooked on Ebonics! (Writer with R.J. Matson)
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Personal Fitness (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
MAD Magazine #357May 1997
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to World Travel (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here - America Onhold (Writer with Charles Akins)
Department: Information Superhighway Robbery
MAD Magazine #358June 1997
- Disney-fied Versions of Adult Films (Writer with Sam Viviano, Frank Jacobs)
Department: Behind the Animate Ball
MAD Magazine #359July 1997
- Letters (Shown on photo with Al Jaffee, Charlie Kadau, Annie Gaines, Sam Viviano, David Shayne, John Ficarra, Nick Meglin, Sergio Aragonés, Joe Raiola)
Department: Letters and Tomatoes - Behind the Scenes at MTV (Writer with Kyle Baker)
Department: Leave it to Beavis - Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Pet Ownership (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
MAD Magazine #360August 1997
- Rosie O'Donnell Grills Some Non-Showbiz Guests (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Compulsive Rambler - Truly Unbelievable Plot Twists in Action Movies 2 (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Cliché It Ain't So
MAD Magazine #361September 1997
- Get a New Psychiatrist If... (Writer with Butch D'Ambrosio, Al Jaffee)
Department: Shrink Wrapped - Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Higher Education (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
MAD Magazine #362October 1997
- Mad Goes on the Set of the Next "Jerky Chan" Movie (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
Department: The Little Ninja That Could - Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Death (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
MAD Magazine #364December 1997
- Still Even More Chilling Thoughts (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: The Fright Stuff
MAD Magazine #365January 1998
- James Bond Villains' Pet Peeves (Writer with Drew Friedman)
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Sportsmanship (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks stop here - Fearless Predictions for 1998 (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Future Schlock - Badly Needed CD Warning Labels - The Hip-Hop Edition (Writer)
Department: Disc-Claimers
MAD Magazine #366February 1998
- Pro Wrestling by the Numbers (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: The Stat in the Mat
MAD Magazine #367March 1998
- Badly-Needed Constitutional Amendments??? (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Our Floundering Fathers - The Story of Creation Re-Told in a Chat Room (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: The Microsoft Word of God
MAD Magazine #369May 1998
- Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Party Going (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here - Mad Pop-Off Video (excerpts from Pop-Off Video Special) (Writer with David P. Levin)
Department: VH-Dumb
MAD Magazine #370June 1998
- Pop-Off Video - Madonna "Frozen" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb - Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Amusement Parks (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here - Pop-Off Video - Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb
MAD Magazine #371July 1998
- Cover Writer
- South Park Toys and Products Coming to a Toy Shelf Near You! (Writer with Scott Bricher)
Department: Oh my God! They sold Kenny! - Melvin and Jenkins' Guide to Saving the Planet (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks stop Here
MAD Magazine #372August 1998
- Pop-Off Video - Usher "Nice and Slow" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb - Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Fine Dining (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here - Pop-Off Video - Ben Folds Five "Brick" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb
MAD Magazine #373September 1998
- Pop-Off Video - Marcy Playground "Sex & Candy" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb - Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Summer Camp (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here - Mad Investigates the Psychic Hotline Business (Writer with Rick Geary)
Department: Seers and Mo' Bucks - Pop-Off Video - Natalie Imbruglia "Torn" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb
MAD Magazine #374October 1998
- Pop-Off Video - Hanson "Weird" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb - Pop-Off Video - Backstreet Boys "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb
MAD Magazine #375November 1998
- Melvin & Jenkins Guide to the Rules of the Road (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
MAD Magazine #376December 1998
- The Wizard of Oz in a Chat Room (Writer with James Warhola)
Department: Are you a good GIF or a bad GIF? - Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Money (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
MAD Magazine #377January 1999
- The Incredible Hanson Story, From Start to Finish! (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
Department: The Three Little Prigs - Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Music Appreciation (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here - 5. The Flag Burning Amendment That Won't Die - "Your Congressmen Explain Their Stance on the Flag-Burning Amendment" (Writer with Tom Bunk)
- 9. Rodman & Malone's Pro Wrestling Sideshow - "A Peek Behind the Scenes at WCW's Bash at the Beach" (Writer with Grey Blackwell)
- 15. The Sultan of So-What - "Mark McGwire Timeline to History" (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
MAD Magazine #378February 1999
- Slam's End - The Catalog of Pro Wrestling Merchandise (Writer with Angelo Torres)
Department: New World Order Form - Abbott & Costello Organize the MTV Videotape Library (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Who's On Mirth - Pop-Off Video - Alanis Morissette "Thank You" (Writer)
Department: VH-Dumb - Pro Wrestling Haiku (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: Whacks Poetic - Upcoming Movies Based on Comic Books (Writer with Amanda Conner)
Department: The Multipley-Men - Back Cover: Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers (Writer with Jeff Kruse)
MAD Magazine #379March 1999
- Mad's TV Expert Quiz (Writer with Rick Geary)
- The Home Schlocking Network's "Beanie Baby Hour" (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Mad-sterpiece Theater Presents - Even Yet Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums (Writer)
- The Special Prosecutor's Official Report on Mister Rogers (Writer with Drew Friedman)
MAD Magazine #380April 1999
- How Monica Lewinski Changed the World (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: An Intern for the Worse - Mad's Parental Guide to Internet Websites (Writer with Charles Akins)
Department: Two Thumbs Download
MAD Magazine #381May 1999
- Diary of a Tomb Raider Fanatic (Writer with Scott Bricher)
Department: Star Croft Lovers - How the NBA Plans to Win Back the Love of Their Former Fans (Writer with Keith Seidel)
Department: Hoop Schemes - MAD’s Science Fiction Primer (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Plan It Hollywood
MAD Magazine #383July 1999
- The Jesse Venturification of U.S. Politics (Writer with Ray Alma)
Department: 1600 Wrestlemania Avenue
MAD Magazine #385September 1999
- Detroit Rock Sissies (Writer with Ray Alma)
Department: Mad Movie Satire
MAD Magazine #429May 2003
- MAD Deconstructs TV Talk Shows – This Month: Jerry Springer (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: The Chat ’n’ Stat - MAD’s 2003 Spring Break Course Selections (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: Binge Thinking
MAD Magazine #430June 2003
- Movie satire: “$-Men 2” (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: X Marks the Flop - Deconstructs TV Talk Shows – This Mont: The View (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: The Chat ’n’ the Stat
MAD Magazine #431July 2003
- MAD Deconstructs TV Talk Shows – This Month: Late Night with Conan O’Brien (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: The Chat ’n the Stat - Hulk-A-Rama! (Writer with Mike Snider, Tom Richmond)
Department: Green Achers
MAD Magazine #433September 2003
- The Differences Between Hogwarts and Your School (Writer with Wildstorm, Amanda Conner, Bill Wray)
Department: A Classroom in a View
MAD Magazine #434October 2003
- MAD's Deck of Least Wanted Americans (Writer with Drew Friedman, Hermann Mejia, Mort Drucker, Sam Viviano, Frank Jacobs)
Department: 52 Schtick-Up - Using Kiddie TV to explain the War on Terror (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Tots Entertainment
MAD Magazine #436December 2003
- 2-Letter Video Labels MTV should use (Writer)
Department: Description for disaster
MAD Magazine #438February 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne (Author with Butch D'Ambrosio, John Caldwell, Garth Gerhart, Drew Friedman, Mike Snider, Scott Bricher, Josh Malinow, Scott Maiko, Joe Raiola, Arie Kaplan, Johnny Styne, Kevin Pope, Tom Bunk, Charlie Kadau, Evan Dorkin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne (Author with Tom Bunk, Evan Dorkin, Charlie Kadau, Butch D'Ambrosio, John Caldwell, Garth Gerhart, Drew Friedman, Scott Bricher, Mike Snider, Josh Malinow, Scott Maiko, Joe Raiola, Arie Kaplan, Johnny Styne, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD's Handy Glossary to the War on Terror (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Lexicon-Job - 2003: The year in film (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
Department: Title Wave - An open letter from Michael Jackson (Writer with Chas D'Eau)
MAD Magazine #439March 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "9 questions we'd like to ask Saddam Hussein", "The cover we didn't use", "Bitterman", Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Jessica Simpson", "VideoGame Corner", "The Godfrey Report", Monkey are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to winter frolic", "Oscar by the numbers", "The fast 5 - The 5 darkest secrets dicovered in Rush Limbaugh's medical records", "Gangsta Rapper (Author with Kevin Pope, Bill Wray, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Arie Kaplan, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Evan Dorkin, Ray Alma, Tom Nick Cocotos)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #440April 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "MAD's exclusive Transcript of Britney Spears' and Jason Alexander's Wedding Vows", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Television", Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Simon Cowell", "Videogame Corner", "The godfrey Report", Going to the Caldwell once too often", "Graphic Novel Review: Te-Di-Um!", "What's Pete Rose Betting on this month?", "The Martha S (Author with Mike Snider, Kevin Pope, Paul Coker, Jr., Scott Maiko, Jack Syracuse, Evan Dorkin, John Caldwell, Carolyn Abram, Tom Bunk, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, Barry Liebmann, Tom Nick Cocotos, P.C. Vey, Dick DeBartolo, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Bored of the Rings: Rehash of the Thing (lord of the Rings: Return of the King Parody) (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Kicking the Hobbit
MAD Magazine #441May 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: Ashton Kutcher", "Betssellers cut down to size: Pete Rose", "Puppy Placers", "The Godfrey Report", "Bitterman", "New socially acceptable stereotypes", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to culture", "What Alex Rodriguez is thinking since he joined the Yankees", "Pull my Cheney", The Cover we didn't use", The Puzzle Nook", "Graphic Novel Review: The (Author with Tom Nick Cocotos, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Ray Alma, Don Vaughan, Patrick Merrel, Charles Akins, Tom Bunk, Al Jaffee, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Irving Schild, Mike Snider, Amanda Conner, Kevin Pope, Drew Friedman, Garth Gerhart, Jack Syracuse, Arie Kaplan)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows This month: Howard Stern on E (Writer with Nathan Fox)
Department: The chat'n the stat - Barbie's "Dear John" letter to Ken (Writer)
Department: Byes and Dolls - A day in the Life of... David Letterman's Baby (Writer with Jack Syracuse)
Department: Top Ten-Month-Old
MAD Magazine #442June 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "What's Pete Rose betting on this month?", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to helping other", "Things overheard outside the Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room", "Monkeys are always funny", "William Hung's glorious music career - a look ahead", "Video Game Review: Fileder's Choice '04", "Yankees shock sox again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head", "Superheroes when their mothers are around", "Pe (Author with Mike Snider, Paul Coker, Jr., Ray Alma, Gary Hallgreen, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Evan Dorkin, Irving Schild, Charles Akins, Brian Frazer, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Styne, Russ Cooper, Jack Syracuse, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Scott Maiko)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Star Shrek (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Space: The final affront here
MAD Magazine #443July 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Move over Oprah! It's Condoleezza Rice's Book Reviews!", "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: The Olsen Twins", "What people earn", "California Court gives blessing to controversial bout", "Freakshow Face-Off", Pull my Cheney", The Puzzle Nook", Bitterman", "Video Game News Ticker", Graphic Novel Review: Furry Funland", American Idol rejected theme weeks", "Mama-Mafia" (Author with Charlie Kadau, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Joe Raiola, Charles Akins, Sam Sisco, Patrick Merrel)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Harry Plodder and the pre-teen nerds are actin' bad (Harry Potter Parody) (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: They're off to be the Wizards
MAD Magazine #444August 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Initial steps by the US Government to improve conditions at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison", "If Peter Parker had been bitten by other radioactive creatures", "Personal ad of the month", "Bitterman", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Paris Hilton", "Graphic Novel Review: The Incredi-man", "New Technology culled from downed alie (Author with Scott Maiko, Tom Cheney, Tom Bunk, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Patrick Merrel, Don Edwing, Gary Hallgreen, P.C. Vey, Steve Rosso, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "If the political convention was produced by MTV", "Dreamworks SKG", "The fast 5 fun facts about J.Lo's marriage to Marc Anthony", "Monkeys are always funny", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tony Hawk", "The Cover we didn't use", "Rejected Applicants from ABC's Extreme Makeover", "Climaxes to really Lame Urban Legends", "Bitterman", "Fun with John Paul & George", "Geor (Author with Leonardo Rodriguez, Steve Rosso, Evan Dorkin, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Sam Sisco, Nathan Fox, Jack Syracuse, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Mike Snider)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #446October 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Saddam on Trial", "Things you'll never hear on ESPA", "Melvin & Jenkin's guide to technology", "Mama-Mafia", "Same Sex Weddings", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Michael Moore", "New Reality Shows currently in development at Fox TV", "The puzzle nook", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "Pull my cheney", "Bitterman", Video game Newsticker" (Author with Mike Snider, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Tom Cheney, Jack Syracuse, Josh Eiserike, David Shayne, Charlie Kadau, Garth Gerhart, Patrick Merrel, Kevin Pope, Don Edwing, Jeff Kruse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #447November 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini Foto News: Lance Armstrong wins 6th Tour de France", "Pope Fiction", "Save $50 on a set of four BF Goodyear Tires", "Conventional wisdom says... When in Fact..", "Internet Banner ads you shouldn't click on", "Titles George Lucas considered for the next Star Wars Movie", "Bonus DVD features we'd like to see: Fahrenheit 9/11", "Celebrity cause-of.death betting odds: T (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Charlie Kadau, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart, Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Dennis Wunderlin, Matthew A. Cohen, Patrick Merrel, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Mike Snider)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The strange similarities between the Bush administration and the world of Dr.Seuss (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Oh, the undisclosed locations you'll go!
MAD Magazine #448December 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "The cover we didn't use", "The Godfrey Report", Bitterman", "Learning about Homeland Security threat levels has never been easier...or more delicious!, "Highly specialized Hallmark cards for niche Markets", "Suggested Phrases for the new talking Donald Trump Doll", "This year's 25 worst selling holiday gifts", "The magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", (Author with Charles Akins, Michael Gallagher, Jerry Ordway, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Patrick Merrel, Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: "The cover we didn't use", "The Godfrey Report", Bitterman", "Learning about Homeland Security threat levels has never been easier...or more delicious!, "Highly specialized Hallmark cards for niche Markets", "Suggested Phrases for the new talking Donald Trump Doll", "This year's 25 worst selling holiday gifts", "The magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", (Author with Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Charles Akins, Michael Gallagher, Jerry Ordway, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Dick DeBartolo, Patrick Merrel)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Michael Eisner's Powerpoint presentation for saving Disney (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: This old mouse
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH (Author with Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Joe Raiola, Patrick Merrel, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Scott Bricher, Tom Bunk, David Shayne, Garth Gerhart, Irving Schild, Carolyn Abram, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 1. Abu Ghraib Jailhouse Rock (Writer with Richard Williams)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004 - 3. Dean's Cream (Writer with James Warhola)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004 - Kobe Bryant's Apology Double Drivel (Writer with Liz Lomax)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
MAD Magazine #450February 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Terrel Owens", "Bitterman", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", "Pull my cheney", Patent of the month", "Fundalini Foto News: Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction", "Celebrity new year's resolutions that have already been broken", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to hospital visits", "Little know (Author with Mike Snider, Charles Akins, Garth Gerhart, Tom Cheney, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Dick DeBartolo, Evan Dorkin, Ray Alma, Patrick Merrel, Kevin Pope, Barry Liebmann, Al Jaffee)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Viewing guide to super bowl halftime counterprogramming (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Broadcast Boos - Which Simpsons Character is gay? (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Homersexuals
MAD Magazine #451March 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "New Druf warning labels we'd like to see", "Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap", "Bitterman", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to ecology", "Pull my Cheney", "The cover we didn't use", "Contable Angus Saucington", "The Godfrey Report", "Important Information for all users of Windows XP", "Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Graphic Novel Revi (Author with Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Dick DeBartolo, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Mike Snider, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Don Edwing, Tom Cheney, Gary Hallgreen, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Patrick Merrel)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Constant-theme (Constantine Parody) (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: "Whoa" be gone - A sneak peek at the ESPN3 programming lineup (Writer with Peter Bagge)
Department: Any Sport in a storm
MAD Magazine #452April 2005
- Limited Thickwit's A series of Uneventful Misfortunes (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Slight of Handler - A MAD peek behind the scenes at Celebrity Poker Showdown (Artist with David Shayne, John Caldwell, Tom Richmond, Steve Rosso)
Department: All bets are awful - Dan Rather's final News Broadcast (Writer with Tom Nick Cocotos)
Department: Anchor away
MAD Magazine #453May 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Studpid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Bitterman", "Punchlines in search of a joke", "The Kitchen sink: The lowest-rated Top100 Countdown TV shows", "Highlights from Michael Jackson's latest video message to the world", "Graphic Novel Review: The Custodians", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to partygoing", "Fundalini Foto News: The 2005 Grammy Awards", Baseball Steroid (Author with Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Jerry Ordway, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Greg Laub)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #455July 2005
- Battyman, begone! (Batman begins Parody) (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: You've got Bale
MAD Magazine #456August 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "What I'm watching", "The progress of electronic communication in America", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Mr. Britney Spears", "Animal Housed", "The Clint Howard collection", "Winners at the 2005 Video game Awards", "The Godfrey Report", "Signs that your teammate may be on steroids", "The cover we didn't use", "The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight", "Britney and Kevin: The (Author with Gary Hallgreen, Jeff Kruse, Dennis Snee, Scott Mendenhall, Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Darren Johnson, Timothy Shamey, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Paul Coker, Jr., Alan Roberts, Drew Friedman)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #459November 2005
- MAD's inside scoop in this year's Stupidest Holiday Movies (Artist with Scott Maiko, Tom Richmond)
Department: Coming detractions
MAD Magazine #460December 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "The world's crappiest Freakshow!", "Vey to go!", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to cell phones", "George Lucas director of Star Wars", "The fast 5 things overheard at the wedding of Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher", "If the next Harry Potter movie was directed by:", "The hardcore gamer's psalm", "Stupid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Fundalini Foto News: MTV goes south for (Author with Mark Cantrell, Ross Garmil, Ray Alma, P.C. Vey, Grey Blackwell, Huw Evans, Don Edwing, Leonardo Rodriguez, Rich Powell, Tom Nick Cocotos, Timothy Shamey, Kevin Pope, Matthew A. Cohen)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Harry Plodder has gotta retire (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: They're off to be the wizards
MAD Magazine #461January 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to our animal friends", "Pull my cheney!", "An ad we'd like to see", "The Godfrey report", "3 quick and easy things King Kong could do to improve his image", "The fast 5 PBS' news conservative direction", "Monkeys are always funny", "Scary threats...scrarier realities", "Myspace by the Numbers", Yoga for smokers", "New on DVD", "Graphic Novel Review: Th (Author with Gary Hallgreen, Rick Tulka, Darren Johnson, Grey Blackwell, Michael Lore, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Barry Liebmann, Megan Ganz, Mike Capozzola, Jacob Lambert, John Caldwell, Tom Fowler, Tom Cheney, Carolyn Abram)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 2. Tom Cruise: From pretty boy to "Hoo Boy!" (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005! - 12. Michael Jackson's touching tale (Writer)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005! - 15. Saddam photographed in jail (Writer)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
MAD Magazine #462February 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to charity work", "12 ways to know you're flying on a bankrupt airline", "The fast 5 phrases you'll never hear on an infomercial", "King Klutz", "Biiterman", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Vey to go!", "How the Bush Administration would handle an attack by King Kong", "The Anne Geddes 2006 Dick Cheney Calendar", "Coming in 2046 - The 12,465th chapter of R. Kelly' (Author with Jack Syracuse, Paul Gilligan, Jeff Kruse, Brian McConnachie, Kevin Pope, Nate Fakes, P.C. Vey, Emily Flake, Tamara Federici, Dick DeBartolo, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Jim Mahfood, Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #463March 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Unexpected Entries in the presidential line of succession", "The Godfrey Report", "iPod thoughts", Titles Hollywood is considering for a King Kong sequel", "Duck Droppings", Spoiled Bratton", "Tabloid celebrity combo names yet to come", "Grammar Roundup", "Pull my Cheney", "Melvin & jenkins guide to a day at the zoo", "Key prosecution exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial" (Author with Jeff Katz, Dick DeBartolo, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Doug Bratton, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #464April 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Saddam sez", "Pull my Cheney!", "iPod Products that never caught on", "Bitterman", "5 disturbing signs that your parents don't love you anymore", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "New in Bookstores: Flat Stan Lee", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to personal health", "What's on Osama Bin Laden's Bookshelf?", "The scarlet Letter as told by Paris Hilton", Forms of Torture still allowed under the Ge (Author with Bob Staake, Tom Cheney, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Megan Ganz, Sam Sisco, Jacob Lambert, Arie Kaplan, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Brian McConnachie, John Caldwell)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #465May 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Breaking News from the World of Sports", "Fundalini Health & Healings Ads", "Take your daughter to work day in Iraq", "The Godfrey Report", "Now Playing: The Blog", "Bitterman", "The Cover we didn't use", "Graphic Novel Review: The exhaustively uncondensed Hagar the Horrible 1973-2006", "Saddam sez", Vey to go!" (Author with Darren Johnson, Joe Raiola, Jim Mahfood, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Angelo Torres, Josh Eiserike, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Simon Rich, Irving Schild, Steve Smallwood)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #466June 2006
- You can write the next American Idol single! (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: Slinging a different tune
MAD Magazine #467July 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney" (Author with Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Tom Cheney, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Doug Bratton, Charlie Kadau, David Shayne, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: The Chat'n the stat
MAD Magazine #468August 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Declining standards of the U.S.Army", "Monkeys are always funny", "The fast 5 worst selling Victorias Secret lingerie", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to medical marijuana", "DVD Special features that only a complete moron would cklick on", "Wakipedia", "Preliminary findings from George Mitchells probe of major league baseball...", "The Godfrey Report", "Vey to go!", "Create your ve (Author with Adam Rust, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey, Stan Sinberg, Kit Lively, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #469September 2006
- MAD celebrates 25 years of MTV (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Crappy Anniversary
MAD Magazine #471November 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Problems that arise every Halloween", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to online music", "Good News coming out of Iraq which the media is not covering...", "Le Lievre and let die", "The Godfrey Report", "The fast 5 least popular brochures at your doctors office", "Bitterman", "Have you considered a career as a chronic complainer?", "Paint like the Masters: Norman Rockwell (First in a (Author with Jeff Kruse, Frank Santopadre, Hermann Mejia, Steve Smallwood, Garth Gerhart, Angelo Torres, Glen LeLievre, Kevin Pope, Scott Maiko, John Caldwell, Adam Rust)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #472December 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re (Author with Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Matthew A. Cohen, Jacob Lambert, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Angelo Torres, Tom Cheney, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Darren Johnson, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #473January 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman" (Author with Paul Coker, Jr., Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV, Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 16. Congressman Mark Foley - The louse of Representatives (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
MAD Magazine #474February 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Worst Skee-Ball Ticket prizes ever", "Fundalini Celebrity Portrait Series #1: The KKKramer", "The Godfrey report", "The 5 fast 5s", "Vey to go!", "Monkeys are always funny", "Rush Limbaughs thoughts on other celebrities who are suffering", "Paint like the masters: Andy Warhol", Graphic Novel Review" (Author with Benjamin Schultz, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Todd Eisner, P.C. Vey, Glen LeLievre, Dick DeBartolo, Rick Tulka, Adam Rust)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #475March 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Saddam sez", "Duck Droppings", The Cover we did not use", "Letter of recommendation for a forgettable student", "Fun animal Facts", "Math roundup", "Paint like the masters: Pablo Picasso", "When sexual content is added to all video games", "Bitterman" (Author with Don Edwing, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Francis Mao, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Paul Coker, Jr., Ray Alma, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: The chat and the stat
MAD Magazine #476April 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Barack Obama", "Cover we did not use", "Thoughts going through Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffes Mind during his nude scene in Equus", "Barrel O Harrell", "The fast 5 things the democrats accomplishes in their first 100 hours", "Secrets of advertising icons revealed!", "Pull my Cheney", "Fundalini goes to the golden globes" (Author with Jeff Kruse, Todd Eisner, Tom Cheney, Paul Coker, Jr., John Caldwell, Sarah Dyer, Rob Harrell, Jack Syracuse, Evan Dorkin, Benjamin Schultz)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 13 fascinating music factoids (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: That is infotainment
MAD Magazine #478June 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Spider-Man 3 Mechandise to avois!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton", "How Newspapers can regain readership", "The godfrey report", "Lelievre and let live", "The Yungbluth & The Restless", "Selected Highlights from Al Gores Testimony in front of congress", "Kentucky Fried Taco Hut", " Melvin & Jenkins", "Products inspired by current events", "Comic Book (Author with Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Jason Yungbluth, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Darren Johnson, Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #479July 2007
- The Fundalini Pages (Author with Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Ty Templeton, Jeff Kruse, Matthew A. Cohen, Dick DeBartolo, Sam Sisco, Rick Tulka, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Russ Cooper, Charles Akins, Noel Rappin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #481September 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Where your IPhone $$$$ goes", "Duck Droppings", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a punchline", "Fundalini asks What if...", "The godfrey report", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Paint like the Masters", "Castro comments", "Tierra del Feggo", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: John Edwards", "Other bad animal employment opportunities", "Little green Army men theatre" (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Laura Howell, Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Feggo, Don Edwing, Eric Scott, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 1300! (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: The greek Squad
MAD Magazine #482October 2007
- The Fundalini Pages: "The fast 5 signs that there's definitely something shady with NBA officiating...", "Fundalini asks "What if...?"", "Sock Puppet Theater - The trapeze tragedy", "An ad we'll soon be seeing", "The kitchen sink - TV shows rumored to be in the works", "Other secrets revealed by the D.C. Madam", "Vey to go!, "Graphic Novel Review - The complete Chris Ware pain-thology", "Quimby th (Author with P.C. Vey, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Hermann Mejia, Steve Smallwood, Jeff Kruse, Paul Coker, Jr., Irving Schild, Paul Gilligan)
Department: RANDOM ACTS OF MINDLESS - "America's Next Top Mobster" (A MAD TV Mash-up of America's Next Top Model) (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: Wise Guise - Harry Plodder and the Torture of the Fanbase (A MAD Movie Satire) (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: Pop goes the Evil
MAD Magazine #484December 2007
- MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows - This month: The Colbert Show (Writer with Sam Viviano)
Department: The chat and the stat
MAD Magazine #485January 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "What if the British Royal Family Ran a Carnival?", "Diary of a Wii Owner", "The fast 5 things overheard after Henry Hager proposed to Jenna Bush", "Le Lievre and let die!", "Tips to avoid identity theft: A Fundalini consumer fraud feature", "The Godfrey Report", "MAD's sketchy comedy outtakes from 3orock", "Graphic Novel Review: The amazing Spider-Man: Irreversible terminal d (Author with Hermann Mejia, Don Vaughan, Glen LeLievre, Todd Nauck, Dick DeBartolo, Bob Staake, Harrison Greenbaum)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 2. Bush breaks presidential record for time off (Writer with Mark Stutzman)
Department: The MAD 20 The Dumbest, People, Events, and Things of 2007!
MAD Magazine #486February 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Things you don't want to hear from a High School Guidance Counselor", "Better Endings to Fairy Tales than Happily ever after", The 3 biggest lies in Video Games", Least E-Mailed Articles", "Only a Hardcore cable news junkie...", "Modern Heart Pendants", "Meet the '08 presidential candidates: Dennis Kucinich", "Vey to go!", "Fundalini goes to the white house", The Godfrey Repo (Author with Sumukh Torgalkar, Jack Syracuse, Paul Coker, Jr., John Caldwell, Darren Johnson, Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Tom Bunk, Jeff Kruse, Peter Bagge, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #487March 2008
- Zeroes (Heroes Parody) (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: The Yecch-Men
MAD Magazine #488April 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "False Ape-Spectations", "Chuckles & Jo-Jo's guide to communication", "Other Magazines already taken over by Monkeys", "Pull my Cheney", "Top Weekend Movie Box Office", "Bittermonkey", "Graphic Novel Review: The Opposable Baboonsbury" (Author with Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Tom Cheney, Gary Hallgreen, Jacob Chabot, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #489May 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Castro comments", "Less popular conspiracy Theories", "Fundalini asks: What if Barack Obama were a Zombie", "Least-listed items on the average american's "Bucket List", "Defenses to use then you're sued by the Music Industry for illegal downloading", "Highlights from the Pope's visit to Yankee Satium", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Pet Care", "The fast 5 easter candies still le (Author with Hermann Mejia, Garth Gerhart, Tom Bunk, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Peter Bagge, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - An AT&T Commercial We'd like to See (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Cell Phones
MAD Magazine #490July 2008
- Embryonic Jones and the Temple of Womb (A MAD Poster) (Writer with Richard Williams)
Department: Fetal Attraction
MAD Magazine #491July 2008
- MAD's helpful Guide to The Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: B.S. Lewis
MAD Magazine #492August 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: 'Are you a celebrity or are you a celebutard?', ' Things Hillary Clinton supporters can be happy about', 'The Godfrey Report', 'Solution to last month's "Mini-Mytery"', 'Fundalini presents excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups A clueless, anal-retentive guide to cinema', 'The fast 5 ways that you can protest China's human rights violations', 'Melvin & Jenkins' guide to ballpark', 'Le (Author with Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Barry Liebmann, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Scott Nickel, Dave Hanson, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Darren Johnson)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD's international preview of the Beijing Olympics (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Let the games be grim - Ironic, Man (Iron Man Parody) (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: Downey Syndrome
MAD Magazine #495November 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Questions you may hear during the vice presidential debates", "Fundalini Voter Guide to third party candidates", "The real reasons Harry Potter and the half blood prince was delayed", "Least popular halloween costumes of 2008", "Biiterman", "Pull my Cheney", "Advantages and disadvantages of High Def TV", "Outtakes from John Edward's Nightline Interview" (Author with Scott Bricher, Sam Sisco, Garth Gerhart, Dick DeBartolo, Jeff Kruse, Tom Bunk, Tom Cheney)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The dork knight (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: Don't wayne on my parade - MAD's updated Glossary to the War on terror (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Lexicon-Job - MAD Deconstructs TV Talkshows (Writer with Peter Kuper)
Department: The Chat'n the stat
MAD Magazine #496December 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Sign your Dad loves football more than your family", "When the going gets duff", "Control-Alt-Delete scenes from the Seinfeld Mircrosoft ads", "Least E-Mailed Articles", "Before and after Grocery Products", "The fast 5 wacky american laws", "Sutton for punishment", Solution to last month's Mini-Mystery", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Holiday Shopping", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death (Author with Ward Sutton, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Darren Johnson, Charles Akins, J.C. Duffy, Jeff Kruse, Dick DeBartolo, Tom Richmond, Greg Benson, Rick Tulka)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The rise and fall of a Rap Star (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Hip Hop Artist
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
- 1. Sarah Palin: Drowning in veep waters (Writer with Richard Williams, Scott Bricher)
Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: "Positives Aspects of the Economic Meltdown", "Punchlines in search of Jokes!", Lelievre and let die", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tyra Banks", "Ways to make sure you don't lose your job in these tough times!", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to cold symptons", "The Godfrey report", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mystery'" "Rejected Comic Strips", "Covers we didn't use" (Author with Barry Liebmann, Ray Alma, Dave Crosland, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, John Caldwell, Glen LeLievre, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Darren Johnson, Gary Hallgreen, Tim Hamilton, Leonardo Rodriguez)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD exposes who's thinking what at the Obama inauguration (Writer with Jacob Lambert, Frank Santopadre, Jeff Kruse, Tom Richmond, Dennis Snee)
Department: Thought in the act
MAD Magazine #499April 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: "Eeerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama", "The Yungbluth and the Restless", "The fast 5 main duties of Obama's new chief technology officer", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to public transportation", "Stories reported by TMZ that were later retracted", "How George W. Bush will be perceived by various Americans", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mytery'", "The Su (Author with Ward Sutton, Garth Gerhart, Drew Friedman, Darren Johnson, Sarah Dyer, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope, Sam Sisco, Marc Hempel, Jason Yungbluth)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Botchmen (Watchmen Parody) (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: Moore's code - President Obama: The promise vs. The reality (Writer with Leonardo Rodriguez, Kevin Pope)
Department: Going Barack on his word
MAD Magazine #500June 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: Melvin & Jenkins guide to sexual health (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The dead celebrity apprentice (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: You're expired! - MAD issues 201-300 "Snatched glory and bruised knuckles" (Author with Gerry Gersten, Harvey Kurtzman, Antonio Prohias, Jack Rickard, Bob Clarke, Richard Williams, Russ Cooper, Stan Hart, Rick Tulka, Bill Elder, Paul Coker, Jr., John Pound, Al Jaffee, Paul Peter Porges, Joe Raiola, Irving Schild, Sam Viviano, Larry Siegel, Dick DeBartolo, Don Edwing, Dave Berg, Phil Hahn, Carolyn Abram, Frank Jacobs, Thomas Hachtman, Charlie Kadau, Don Martin, Harry North, Angelo Torres, Greg Theakston, George Woodbridge, Jack Davis, Mort Drucker, Sergio Aragonés, Tom Koch, Arnie Kogen, John Ficarra)
Department: MAD issues 201-300 "Snatched glory and bruised knuckles" - MAD issues 301-400 "The rush to antietam" (Author with Jack Davis, Stan Hart, Rick Tulka, Mort Drucker, Arie Kaplan, Gerry Gersten, Bob Staake, Drew Friedman, Joe Raiola, Peter Kuper, Sean Farrelly, Mark Stutzman, James Warhola, James Bennett, Paul Coker, Jr., Kevin Pope, Jonathan Bresman, Sergio Aragonés, Tom Cheney, Mike Snider, Michael Gallagher, John Ficarra, Al Jaffee, Brian Farrelly, Arnie Kogen, Charlie Kadau, Bob Clarke, Sam Viviano, Tom Bunk, John Caldwell, Dick DeBartolo, Tom Koch, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Anthony Barbieri, Don Edwing, Frank Jacobs, Henry Clark, Frank Santopadre, Bill Wray, Irving Schild, Angelo Torres, Sean Eisenporth, Peter Sun, George Woodbridge, Dave Berg)
- Insanity Claws - An unhealthy obession with Wolverine (Writer)
Department: Just Hugh and I - MAD issues 401-500 "Beginnings" (Author with Angelo Torres, Dick DeBartolo, Arnie Kogen, Mike Snider, Ray Alma, Drew Friedman, 3/Design Studios, Kenny Byerly, Joe Raiola, Rick Tulka, Irving Schild, Scott Sonneborn, Scott Maiko, Hermann Mejia, Sergio Aragonés, Peter Bagge, Russ Cooper, Sam Sisco, Arie Kaplan, Bill Wray, Mort Drucker, Josh Malinow, Charlie Kadau, Mark Fredrickson, Sean Farrelly, Marc Hempel, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, Peter Kuper, Paul Coker, Jr., Teresa Burns Parkhurst, John Caldwell, Richard Williams, Stan Sinberg, Timothy Shamey, Dave Croatto, Jack Syracuse, Brian Farrelly, P.C. Vey, Roberto Parada, Tom Bunk, Anthony Barbieri, Tom Richmond, Al Jaffee)
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
- Harry Plodder is a hot-blooded putz (A MAD Movie Parody) (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Going over a Radcliffe
MAD Magazine #502January 2010
- The Fundalini Pages: Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to personal health (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #548December 2017
- Strangely Thin (Writer with Tom Richmond)
- Horrifying Cliche's Special Trump Edition (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
- It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown! 2017 Edition (Writer with Jacob Chabot)
MAD Magazine #549February 2018
- 19 NFL Blackballs Kaepernick Personnel Foul (Writer with Ward Sutton)
Department: The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2017










