MAD Magazine #386 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: James Warhola
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Settling the Microsoft Monopoly Lawsuit on Judge Judy
Department: Trials and Trivializations
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Keith Seidel
Livin' to Feed Al Roker (sung to the tune of 'Livin' La Vida Loca')
Department: Behind the Ate Ball
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Rick Tulka
Mad-sterpiece Theater: "The Pokémon Playhouse"
Department: From Fad to Worse
Writer: Michael Gallagher Artist: Amanda Conner
Mr. Movie™ Surround Sound Home Theater System Operating Instructions
Department: A Man's Ohm in his Hassle
Writer: Darren Johnson Artist: Timothy Shamey Artist: Dennis Wunderlin
Mad's Stuck-In-Traffic, Second-By-Second Timetable
Department: Cars and Effect
Writer: Dave Croatto Artist: Bob Staake
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at the Making of Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me
Department: Yecch Baby!
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Ray Alma
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jay Leno
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Back Cover Inside: What ongoing danger in America threatens our students' futures?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Dr. Kevorkian's Children's Book Club
Writer: Frank Santopadre Writer: Michael Patrick Dobkins Artist: Robert Tanenbaum
