MAD Magazine #463 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Unexpected Entries in the presidential line of succession", "The Godfrey Report", "iPod thoughts", Titles Hollywood is considering for a King Kong sequel", "Duck Droppings", Spoiled Bratton", "Tabloid celebrity combo names yet to come", "Grammar Roundup", "Pull my Cheney", "Melvin & jenkins guide to a day at the zoo", "Key prosecution exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial"
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Doug Bratton Author: Tom Cheney Author: Jeff Katz
Page: 8
everybody berates chris (everybody hates chris Parody)
Department: Rock of ages ago
Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen
Page: 10
Ugly issues gay cowboys are forced to contend with
Department: Homo on the range
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 15
MAD's all-inclusive do-it-yourself George W.Bush Press Conference
Department: Q & A-Hole
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs
Page: 20
Monroe and... The right to die (Part One)
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 33
MAD's fearless breakdown of 500 free cell phone minutes
Department: Roaming wasn't billed in a day
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio
Page: 46
Barbie movie tie-ins that never were
Department: Guise and Dolls
Idea: Don Edwing Artist: Scott Bricher
Page: 50
7 periods closer to death: College fair 2day
Department: Rall you can eat
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 52
