Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "Saddam on Trial", "Things you'll never hear on ESPA", "Melvin & Jenkin's guide to technology", "Mama-Mafia", "Same Sex Weddings", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Michael Moore", "New Reality Shows currently in development at Fox TV", "The puzzle nook", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "Pull my cheney", "Bitterman", Video game Newsticker"
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: David Shayne Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Tom Cheney Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Josh Eiserike
Page: 8
Spider-Sham too (Spiderman 2 Parody)
Department: The Web Zinger
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 12
Five degrees of Bacon
Department: Kevin can wait
Photographer: Irving Schild Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos Writer: Michael Rodman
Page: 24
George W. Bush's 10-point plan for Fighting Terrorism
Department: Between Iraq and Jihad place
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Barry Liebmann
Page: 27
The Bush campaign's TV commercial if he was running against Jesus
Department: The Bashin' of the Christ
Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Don Vaughan Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 32
Without a trace of interest (Without a Trace Parody)
Department: The not ready for crime time players
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Arnie Kogen Tonal Rendering: David Rodriguez
Page: 33
Your candidate and My candidate
Department: Bias Beware
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Peter Kuper
Page: 40
Monroe and... Europe Part Tres
Department: Anster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 42