Editorial
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
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Teen Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles II - The Secret Is To Snooze
Department: Cowa-Bunglers
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #15
The Startling Similarities Between Ancient Mythology & Modern Rock
Department: Parallel Barbs
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka
The Chilling Chopper Chapter
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
Only When You're Sure No One Is Watching...
Department: Out Of Sight, Out Of Line
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider
Why Sports Life Is Harder Than Real Life
Department: Jocks Trapped
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Desmond Devlin
Salesmen's Claims and Come-Ons That Should Set You Running
Department: An Embarrassment of Richard's
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo
MAD's Create-Your-Own Vanilla Ice Biography
Department: Ripping Van Winkle
Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola
Un-Learning Adult Education Courses
Department: Applying For a Scholar-Snip
Artist: Harry North Writer: Tom Koch
Cause Or Coincidence
Department: A Massive Chart Attack
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Dan Birtcher
MAD's Merchandiser Of The Year
Department: Getting An Exploit Opinion
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart
Once Upon a Time...
Department: Past, Present and Futile, The
Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Tom Koch
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #17
MAD's Soap Opera Update
Department: Slaying The Plot Machines
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Rick Tulka
Back Cover Inside: The Tyrannical Overbearing Dictator That Was Recently Cut To Size
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Mad ad "How To Spot a Mutt Life Representative"
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola