MAD Magazine #306

MAD Magazine #306 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
October 1st, 1991
In this issue we mock Ninja Turtles
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Table of Contents

Cover: Alfred Among the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special February 1992 (Collector's Series #2) / Mad Super Special March 1992 (Wrestling)

Table of Contents

Subscriptions Advertisement with Mad Pin Collection Bonus

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for 'Totally Mad!' Paperback

Teen Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles II - The Secret Is To Snooze

Department: Cowa-Bunglers

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #15

The Jaundiced Jury's Judgement

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Future Quayle Quotes We Can Expect To Hear

Department: Veep Throat

Making Games More Dangerous

Department: Fatal Distractions

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #21

The Startling Similarities Between Ancient Mythology & Modern Rock

Department: Parallel Barbs

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

The Chilling Chopper Chapter

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Only When You're Sure No One Is Watching...

Department: Out Of Sight, Out Of Line

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

Why Sports Life Is Harder Than Real Life

Department: Jocks Trapped

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Desmond Devlin

Salesmen's Claims and Come-Ons That Should Set You Running

Department: An Embarrassment of Richard's

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

MAD's Create-Your-Own Vanilla Ice Biography

Department: Ripping Van Winkle

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

Spy Vs. Spy (Cannon Hat)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Un-Learning Adult Education Courses

Department: Applying For a Scholar-Snip

Artist: Harry North Writer: Tom Koch

Cause Or Coincidence

Department: A Massive Chart Attack

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Dan Birtcher

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

I Sent a Letter In The Mail...

Department: Frank On a Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs

Other Uses For Satellite Dishes

Department: Antennas, Anyone?

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

The Ingenious Indian Incursion

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

MAD's Merchandiser Of The Year

Department: Getting An Exploit Opinion

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Stan Hart

Once Upon a Time...

Department: Past, Present and Futile, The

Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Tom Koch

Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #17

MAD's Soap Opera Update

Department: Slaying The Plot Machines

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Rick Tulka

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Tyrannical Overbearing Dictator That Was Recently Cut To Size

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad ad "How To Spot a Mutt Life Representative"

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola