MAD Magazine #306

Cover: Alfred Among the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Contributors:

Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special February 1992 (Collector's Series #2) / Mad Super Special March 1992 (Wrestling)

Table of Contents

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Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department:

Letters and Tomatoes

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Teen Rage Moolah Nitwit Turtles II - The Secret Is To Snooze

Department:

Cowa-Bunglers

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Mort Drucker

The Jaundiced Jury's Judgement

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Future Quayle Quotes We Can Expect To Hear

Department:

Veep Throat

Making Games More Dangerous

Department:

Fatal Distractions

Contributors:

Tom Cheney

The Startling Similarities Between Ancient Mythology & Modern Rock

Department:

Parallel Barbs

Contributors:

Desmond Devlin, Rick Tulka

The Chilling Chopper Chapter

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

Only When You're Sure No One Is Watching...

Department:

Out Of Sight, Out Of Line

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Mike Snider

Why Sports Life Is Harder Than Real Life

Department:

Jocks Trapped

Contributors:

Jack Davis, Desmond Devlin

Salesmen's Claims and Come-Ons That Should Set You Running

Department:

An Embarrassment of Richard's

Contributors:

Tom Bunk, Dick DeBartolo

MAD's Create-Your-Own Vanilla Ice Biography

Department:

Ripping Van Winkle

Contributors:

Sam Viviano, Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola

Spy Vs. Spy (Cannon Hat)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

Un-Learning Adult Education Courses

Department:

Applying For a Scholar-Snip

Contributors:

Harry North, Tom Koch

Cause Or Coincidence

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A Massive Chart Attack

Contributors:

George Woodbridge, Dan Birtcher

The Lighter Side Of...

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Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

I Sent a Letter In The Mail...

Department:

Frank On a Roll

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs

Other Uses For Satellite Dishes

Department:

Antennas, Anyone?

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

The Ingenious Indian Incursion

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Contributors:

Don Edwing

MAD's Merchandiser Of The Year

Department:

Getting An Exploit Opinion

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Stan Hart

Once Upon a Time...

Department:

Past, Present and Futile, The

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés, Tom Koch

MAD's Soap Opera Update

Department:

Slaying The Plot Machines

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Rick Tulka

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: The Tyrannical Overbearing Dictator That Was Recently Cut To Size

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad ad "How To Spot a Mutt Life Representative"

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola