MAD Magazine #395

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Contents Page

"The problem with our economy is that our budget is balanced by people who aren't!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quote

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Letters

Errant Bra-on-Bitch

Department: Wild Wild Chest

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

Your Summer Camp Romance is Doomed if...

Department: For Every Fling There is a Season

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Driver's License Penalty Points We'd Like to See

Department: There Auto Be a Law

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio

Monroe &... The Doggy

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Peter Kuper

hypeline.con

Department: Ad Parody

Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne Artist: Hermann Mejia

A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes On the Set of Sports Night

Department: Throw another Dialog on the Fire

Artist: Ray Alma Writer: David Shayne

The 13 Levels of Fading Celebrity Hell

Department: The Theory of Devolution

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Darren Johnson

Of Human Bandage

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Novelizations of TV Shows as Written by Famous Authors

Department: Net-Works of Fiction

Writer: Charlie Richards Artist: Jon Weiman

Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Politics

Department: The Schmucks Stop Here

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope

Early One Morning in Midtown Manhattan

Department: The Gore of the Crowd

Writer: Michael Gallagher Artist: Chuck Frasier

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Upcoming TV Guide Multi-Covers: Great Newscasting Debacles

Department: Ploys 'R' Us

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman

Upcoming TV Guide Multi-Covers: TV Guide Salutes the Underpaid and Over-Abused Assistants to the Stars!

Department: Ploys 'R' Us

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka

Upcoming TV Guide Multi-Covers: William Shatner's TV Hairlines Collectors' Covers

Department: Ploys 'R' Us

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Upcoming TV Guide Multi-Covers: So What If My Material Blows? This Raised Eyebrow Will "Let You In" That I'm Too Damn Hip For My Own Good

Department: Ploys 'R' Us

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Keith Seidel

Upcoming TV Guide Multi-Covers: We Salute 25 Years of Cable TV!

Department: Ploys 'R' Us

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: John Caldwell

A Mad Look at Photography

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Sports Suction Catalog

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Timothy Shamey

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Hillary Rodham Clinton

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What form of highway pollution is sickening many Americans?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Maximum (Magazine Parody)

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: AP/Wide World Photos