MAD Magazine #362

Cover: If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Virtual Pet!

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, Mark Fredrickson

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Letters and Tomatoes Department

Mad Goes on the Set of the Next "Jerky Chan" Movie

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The Little Ninja That Could Dept.

Contributors:

Desmond Devlin, Timothy Shamey

What to Expect When Your Grandparents are Expecting

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Rubbing Salt in the Womb Dept.

Contributors:

John Caldwell

The Chelsea E-Mails

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www.whitehouse.com-edy Dept.

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Stan Hart

Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Death

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The Schmucks Stop Here Dept.

Contributors:

Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope

Cheap Foreign Ripoffs of American Cartoons

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Pillage Idiot's Dept.

Contributors:

Sam Viviano, Sean Eisenporth

The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XX "The Cabin of Doom!"

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Canuckleheads Dept.

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Truly Grueling Moder Day Labors of Hercules We'd Like to See

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Entertainment Greekly Dept.

Contributors:

Bill Wray, Stan Hart

The Mad People Watcher's Guide to a Typical U.S. Corporation

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One Downsize Fits All Dept.

Contributors:

Tom Bunk, Mike Snider

A Mad Look at Cross-Dressing

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Serge-in-General Dept.

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

The Lighter Side of...

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Berg's-Eye View Dept.

Contributors:

Dave Berg

The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXIV "The Precipice of Peril!"

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Canuckleheads Dept.

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Spy vs Spy

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Joke and Dagger Dept.

Contributors:

Peter Kuper, William Janocha

Mad Presents Restaurant Reviews for the Finicky Fly

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When Feast Meets Pest Dept.

Contributors:

George Woodbridge, Lori Kolman

The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXVII "Stumping Evil!"

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Canuckleheads Dept.

Contributors:

Don Edwing

The Downside of Various Dream Jobs

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A Kick in the Career End Dept.

Contributors:

Rick Tulka, Mike Snider

Monroe &... a Sunday Afternoon with Dad

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Angster's Paradise Dept.

Contributors:

Bill Wray, Anthony Barbieri

When Other TV Shows Finally Coome Out of the Closet

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Gaywatch Dept.

Contributors:

Russ Cooper, Drew Friedman

Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds

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Grieving Las Vegas Dept.

Contributors:

Mike Snider, Thomas Fluharty

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: What's the Hottest Sound in Rap Today?

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: The Totally Amazing Ab Terrorizer!!!

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Irving Schild