MAD Magazine #362 
Editorial
- Border Writer: Don Edwing
- Border Artist: Angelo Torres
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Cover Variations
Table of Contents
Cover: If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Virtual Pet!
Artist: Angelo Torres Artist, Colorist: Mark Fredrickson
Mad Goes on the Set of the Next "Jerky Chan" Movie
Department: The Little Ninja That Could
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Timothy Shamey
What to Expect When Your Grandparents are Expecting
Department: Rubbing Salt in the Womb
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Death
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope
Cheap Foreign Ripoffs of American Cartoons
Department: Pillage Idiot's
Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Sean Eisenporth
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XX "The Cabin of Doom!"
Department: Canuckleheads
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
The Mad People Watcher's Guide to a Typical U.S. Corporation
Department: One Downsize Fits All
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXIV "The Precipice of Peril!"
Department: Canuckleheads
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
Mad Presents Restaurant Reviews for the Finicky Fly
Department: When Feast Meets Pest
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Lori Kolman
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit Chapter XXVII "Stumping Evil!"
Department: Canuckleheads
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
The Downside of Various Dream Jobs
Department: A Kick in the Career End
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider
Monroe &... a Sunday Afternoon with Dad
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
When Other TV Shows Finally Coome Out of the Closet
Department: Gaywatch
Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Drew Friedman
Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Thomas Fluharty
Back Cover: The Totally Amazing Ab Terrorizer!!!
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist, Colorist: Irving Schild
