MAD Magazine #496 
Editorial
- Editor: John Ficarra
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Sign your Dad loves football more than your family", "When the going gets duff", "Control-Alt-Delete scenes from the Seinfeld Mircrosoft ads", "Least E-Mailed Articles", "Before and after Grocery Products", "The fast 5 wacky american laws", "Sutton for punishment", Solution to last month's Mini-Mystery", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Holiday Shopping", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Tom Richmond Author: Charles Akins Author: Kevin Pope Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Darren Johnson Author: Ward Sutton Author: Greg Benson Author: J.C. Duffy
Page: 6
The rise and fall of a Rap Star
Department: Hip Hop Artist
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 10
What the Deal or no Deal Models are thinking
Department: Ruminations with a view
Writer: Matthew A. Cohen Writer: Ross Garmil
Page: 14
The Horse that knew the way
Department: The beast and the brightest
Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Brian McConnachie
Page: 16
7 periods closer to death: New discipline policy
Department: Rall Tales
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 22
Monroe and... The Natural Disaster
Department: Angster's Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler Colorist: Carl Peterson
Page: 27
Comments you'll never hear no matter how long you live
Department: Don't phrase me, bro
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Darren Johnson
Page: 32
Using Kids' Books to expalin the awful Bush years
Department: And a child shall read them
Artist: Gary Hallgreen Writer: David Shayne
Page: 41
