MAD Magazine #467 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Featured characters
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney"
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Ray Alma Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Kevin Pope Author: David Shayne Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Glen LeLievre Author: Doug Bratton Author: Tom Cheney Author: Patrick Merrel
Page: 8
Rejected characters from Cars
Department: Return to fender
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 12
Comparing the war in Iraq to previous wars
Department: Prose and conflicts
Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 16
MADs guide to amusement park fun
Department: Derides and Attractions
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 18
Dont you hate when your parents...
Department: The folks on you
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Marc Hempel
Page: 20
Outrageously stupid cell phone and accessories
Department: Can you jeer me now?
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 24
The FDA's guide to the best & worst choices in fast food
Department: Why don't you go to health?
Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 26
Resolutions in congress you may not know about
Department: Jagged little bills
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 32
Modern hassles Superman would face if he really returned
Department: Truth, Justice and the american oy vey
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 34
The sights and sounds of the 2006 World Cup
Department: A-HOOOOOOOOLES!
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 44
How does Jack Bauer spend the rest of the month
Department: The weeks shall inherit the mirth
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Darren Johnson
Page: 46
Liitle known facts, rumors and total fabrications about Cars
Department: Take this, jobs and shove it
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 49
MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows
Department: The Chat'n the stat
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman
Page: 52
A message from The Naturally Oil American Gas Industry
Department: A MAD Ad Parody
Writer: Dick DeBartolo
Page: 56
