Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
- Cover Writer: Ryan Pagelow
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Hollow-Scream - It's 2 Slow
Department: It's a Wonderful Knife
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Sam Viviano
Phrases You Never Want to See on a Restaurant Menu
Department: Swill of Fare
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Monroe &... The School Trip (Part 1)
Department: Angsters Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
The Wizard of Oz in a Chat Room
Department: Are you a good GIF or a bad GIF?
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: James Warhola
Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Money
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit - Chap. XLI - "The Mountains of Mayhem!"
Department: Canuckleheads
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit - Chapter XLIII - "The Lair of Doom!"
Department: Canuckleheads
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
The Masked Mountie and His Wonder Dog, Biscuit - Chapter LXV - "The Pit of Peril!"
Department: Canuckleheads
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
Where the $13 Million-Per-Episode E.R. Budget Goes
Department: Sick Cents
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Bill Gates
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Can you find the one turkey in this picture who will be lucky to survive Thanksgiving?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: If Norman Rockwell Depicted the 90's - "Monday Morning Pickup"
Artist: Richard Williams Writer: Scott Maiko