MAD Magazine #264 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
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Table of Contents
THe High Risks of Front Row Center
Department: The Ducats of Hazzard
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
THe Reagan White House Garage Sale
Department: Ron For the Money
Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Lou Silverstone
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At A Health Spa
Department: DICK DePARTMENT
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Al Jaffee
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #14 • US MAD Magazine #14
When the Rambo Influence Spreads Everywhere
Department: Getting Blood From Stallone
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Lou Silverstone Writer: John Prete
Why 999 Shoppers Out Of 1,000 Never Collect Those Manufacturers' Rebates
Department: Goof of Purchase
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Tom Koch
Rocky V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI or, the Italian Scallion vs. the Great Hollywood Villians
Department: May the Foes Be With You
Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman
One Grim Afternoon Over the Mediterranean
Department: Don Martin
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin
When the Coke/Pepsi Rivalry Gets Out Of Hand
Department: A Hard Act To Swallow
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Angelo Torres
Mad's Wrestling Promoter of the Year
Department: Huckstermania
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Lou Silverstone
Back Cover Inside: What's the Biggest Financial Drain On the Federal Government?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
