MAD Magazine #442 
Editorial
- Editor: John Ficarra
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "What's Pete Rose betting on this month?", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to helping other", "Things overheard outside the Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room", "Monkeys are always funny", "William Hung's glorious music career - a look ahead", "Video Game Review: Fileder's Choice '04", "Yankees shock sox again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head", "Superheroes when their mothers are around", "Pe
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Russ Cooper Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Irving Schild Author: Gary Hallgreen Author: Scott Bricher Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Mike Snider Author: Johnny Styne Author: Brian Frazer
Page: 6
Yao Ming's Chinese - English Phrasebook
Department: The Translate Show
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Jonathan Bresman Writer: Scott Sonneborn
Page: 16
If corporate "Mission Statements" told the truth
Department: Creed it and weep
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 28
Star Shrek
Department: Space: The final affront here
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 31
Monroe and... The Zoo
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 34
MAD ranks the Top Celebrity Prisons
Department: Jail, Jail the Gang's all here
Artist: Liz Lomax Writer: Doug Lansky
Page: 38
Tell-Tale signs your Parents have hired you the Wrong Tutor
Department: Coming to a teaching halt
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 40
Similarities between the Middle East and the U.S.A.
Department: Cultures Clubbed
Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Nathan Fox
Page: 47
There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless
Department: Dos and Donates
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 52
