MAD Magazine #442

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages: "What's Pete Rose betting on this month?", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to helping other", "Things overheard outside the Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room", "Monkeys are always funny", "William Hung's glorious music career - a look ahead", "Video Game Review: Fileder's Choice '04", "Yankees shock sox again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head", "Superheroes when their mothers are around", "Pe

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Russ Cooper Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Irving Schild Author: Gary Hallgreen Author: Scott Bricher Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Mike Snider Author: Johnny Styne Author: Brian Frazer

Page: 6

The OD (The O.C. Parody)

Department: Californicators

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Dennis Snee

Page: 10

Yao Ming's Chinese - English Phrasebook

Department: The Translate Show

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Jonathan Bresman Writer: Scott Sonneborn

Page: 16

MAD's monstrously Ogre-rated Shrek 2 outtakes

Department: The green smile

Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 20

A MAD Look at Braces

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 22

Our Letter on behalf of Martha Stewart

Department: It's a good zing

Writer: Dave Croatto

Page: 25

If corporate "Mission Statements" told the truth

Department: Creed it and weep

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 28

Star Shrek

Department: Space: The final affront here

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 31

Monroe and... The Zoo

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 34

MAD ranks the Top Celebrity Prisons

Department: Jail, Jail the Gang's all here

Artist: Liz Lomax Writer: Doug Lansky

Page: 38

Tell-Tale signs your Parents have hired you the Wrong Tutor

Department: Coming to a teaching halt

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 40

The prize is slight

Department: Corn on the Bob

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 42

Similarities between the Middle East and the U.S.A.

Department: Cultures Clubbed

Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Nathan Fox

Page: 47

Harry Potter and the outtakes of Azkaban

Department: Hogwarts and all

Writer: Greg Leitman

Page: 48

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 50

There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless

Department: Dos and Donates

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 52

MAD Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 53