MAD Magazine #328 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
- Cover Artist: Mike Snider
Cover Variations
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Cover: Alfred's 3 Dates On "Love Connection"
Artist: Mort Drucker Idea: Mike Snider
Real ad Mad Super Special Mid-Summer 1994 (Gross-Outs 2)
Table of Contents
Random Sampling of Reader Mail
Department: Letters and Tomatoes
Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself?
Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions Special Killers & Victims Episodes
Department: All Jaffee
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
New Time-Life Books We Never Want To See
Department: Turning Down The Volumes
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Chris Hart
Mini-Golf For The '90's (The Back Nine)
Department: Stupid Putt Tricks
Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: James Warhola
MAD's International Signs For The World Of Rock
Department: Drumming The Symbols
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Sam Viviano
Loren Bobbitt's "Ok, You've Cut It Off! Now What Do You Do With It?"
Department: Dismembers Only
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: The Single Goal That Has Brought Agreement and Unity Among Vastly Different Groups
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Postcards From Inside The Body
Artist: James Warhola Writer: Charlie Kadau
