Editorial
- Cover Writer: Don Edwing
- Cover Artist: C.F. Payne
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Table of Contents
You're Really Not Much of a Terrorist If...
Department: Bombing and Clod
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
When Other Old-Timers Try to Relive Their Greatest Day
Department: The World According to AARP
Writer: Stan Hart Artist: Keith Seidel
Job Hunting with the Single Career Girl in the Big City
Department: In Hire Straits
Writer: Peggy Doody Artist: Shary Flenniken
Melvin & Jenkins Guide to Fine Dining
Department: The Schmucks Stop Here
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope
A Typical Religious Fanatic Tract
Department: Pros and Converts
Writer: Eric Perlin Artist: George Woodbridge
Mad's Do-It-Yourself Complete Clinton Scandal Guide
Department: The Blight House
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Charlie Kadau
Monroe &... the Summer Camp Job (Part 2)
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Quotes We're Afraid We'll Hear if Bill Clinton's Secret Service Agents Testify
Department: The Excerpt Files
Writer: John Caldwell Artist: Grey Blackwell
The Stalking of Pamela Lee (update of Edgar Allen Poe's Annabel Lee)
Department: Frank on a Roll
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Hermann Mejia
Everybody Loathes Raymud
Department: The Fall of the Romano Empire
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres
The Official Titanic Oriented Artifacts & Stuff Catalog
Department: When the Ship Hits the Scam
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Timothy Shamey
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jerry Springer
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Back Cover Inside: What form of brutality is on the rise at sporting events?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Toyzuki: Trouble on the road
Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne Artist: James Kirkland