MAD Magazine #440

MAD Magazine #440 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
April 1st, 2004
American Idol Outtakes
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Table of Contents

Contents Page

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Chia Head of State

Department: Weapons of Grass Destruction

Writer: Charlie Kadau Sculptor: Liz Lomax Artist: Timothy Shamey

Page: 5

The Fundalini Pages

  • List of all contributors

    Author: Tom Bunk Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgren Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Mike Snider Author: Tom Nick Cocotos Author: Carolyn Abram

    Page: 8

  • Mad's Exclusive Transcript of Britney Spears' and Toggle cover for large/small viewsMad #440 Jason Alexander's Wedding Vows

  • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Television

  • Classified Ads

  • Monkeys Are Always Funny - Hindenburg disaster

  • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Simon Cowell

  • Videogame Corner - Things You Won't Overhear at the Next Videogame Convention

  • Going to the Caldwell Once Too Often - proper brass pole technique

  • Graphic Novel Review - Te-Di-Um! Legendary Legend of the Legend by Secun-Rate Hak

  • The Godfrey Report

  • What's Pete Rose Betting On This Month?

  • The Martha Stewart Trial - The Case For & Against

  • Best Sellers Cut Down to Size - Bill O'Reilly - Who's Looking Out For You?

  • Vey To Go - bedside visitors

  • Bitterman - wouldn't be caught dead at a place like Disneyworld

Bored of the Rings: Rehash of the Thing (lord of the Rings: Return of the King Parody)

Department: Kicking the Hobbit

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 12

Is your Mom's new boyfriend a Keeper... or a Loser?

Department: Choose your daddy

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 18

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 21

Survivor World Leaders

Department: MAD Poster

Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Sam Sisco

Page: 24

A MAD Look at Exams

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 26

MAD's trumped-up scenes from The Apprentice

Department: Donald Yuck

Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 30

Duke Bissell's Tales of Undiputed Interest

Department: The Wizard of Odd

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 32

MAD's Suggestions for improving American Idol

Department: Don't have a Cowell

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Greg Leitman

Page: 34

Monroe and... Survivor Jr. Part 3

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 36

MAD's Etiquette Guide to Spring Break

Department: March Manners

Writer: Butch D'Ambrosio Artist: Amanda Conner

Page: 39

MAD's simply dreadful outtakes from American Idol

Department: MAD Cowell Disease

Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 42

Joan of Archaic (Joan of Arcadia Parody)

Department: Hollywood and Divine

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Josh Gordon

Page: 44

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What competition will all eyes soon be focused on?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee