MAD Magazine #268 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Bill Elder
- Cover Artist: Harvey Kurtzman
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Artist: Bill Elder Artist, Colorist: Harvey Kurtzman
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Artist, Colorist: Don Martin
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Department: Table of contents
Creatures from a Hack Buffoon
Artist: Paul Peter Porges
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Looking for a Fuse Laughs?
Fearless Buller's Day Off
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Dennis Snee
New Clothing Care Symbols That Tell It Like It Is
Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Bob Clarke
If Society's Unwritten Rules of Behavior Were Actually Written Down
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider
One Balmy November Morning
Artist: Don Martin Writer: Stanley Swiersz
Typewri-Toons
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Smith Corona
The Mad Guide to Various High School Types
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider
A Mad Peek behind the Scenes at a Terrorist Training Camp
Artist: Sergio Aragonés Writer: Lou Silverstone
Famous Stories as Told by Famous People
Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Lou Silverstone
One Glorious December Morning
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin
The Karocky Kid, Part II
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres
More Logical Farewells to Replace the Dreaded Have a Nice Day! Have a Nice Day! Have a Nice Day! Have a...
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider
The Far-Out Ride of Edwin Meese
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Gerry Gersten
The Mad Richter Scale for Human Beings
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Al Jaffee
One Delightful January Morning
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin
Alienators
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Dick DeBartolo
Santa Claus as Seen by...
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: What Do Experts Agree Makes Students Confused and Out of Touch with Reality?
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions at Richard M. Nixon High
Artist, Colorist, Writer: Al Jaffee
