MAD Magazine #384

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"On their deathbed, no one ever wished they had spent more time at the office - or on their deathbed, for that matter!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Advertisement for Super Special August 1999 #139 - Ecch! Rated Mad

Letters with advertisement for Totally Mad CD-Roms

Mild Mild Mess

Department: Where There's a Will There's a Waste

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

MTV's Real Real World Casting Questionnaire

Department: Generation Yech

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Mike Snider

The Basic Differences Between Parents & Grandparents

Department: The Generation Crap

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Lost Poetry of Jewel

Department: A Not Read for Rhyme Time Player

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Yvonne Buchanan

A Mad Look at Veterinarians

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Bulging Man - The Magazine for the Man Who Wants to Bulge

Photographer: Irving Schild Photographer: Sean Kahlil Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Scott Maiko

Unspoken Rules of Double Dating

Department: Order in the Courtship

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Timothy Shamey

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

U.S.S. Desperation Singles Cruise

Department: The Schlub Boat

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Barry Liebmann

A TV Commercial We'd Like To See - MasterFraud - Part One

Department: Ads Nauseam

Writer: Frank Jacobs Photographer: Irving Schild

Monroe &... Goth

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

A TV Commercial We'd Like To See - MasterFraud - Part Two

Department: Ads Nauseam

Writer: Frank Jacobs Photographer: Irving Schild

The Faketrix

Department: Special Defects

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Will Smith

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

forgot milk?

Department: Ad Parody

Writer: John Prete

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What dire situation is law enforcement failing to control?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee