MAD Magazine #344

MAD Magazine (USA)
Updated:
MAD Magazine #344 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
Country:
USA
Edition:
1st Edition - New York
Company:
E.C. Publications, Inc.
Published:
April 1st, 1996
Cover:
Move over Oscar - It's The Alfie!
Sale price:
$2.50
Format:
Magazine

Editorial

Cover Variations

Image of MAD Magazine #22
Greece
Image of MAD Magazine #347
South Africa

Featured characters

Image of Whoopi Goldberg
Whoopi Goldberg (Actor)
Image of Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen (Actor)
Image of George Kennedy
George Kennedy (Actor)
Image of Sheryl Crow
Sheryl Crow (Musician)
Image of Burt Reynolds
Burt Reynolds (Actor)
Image of Billy Crystal
Billy Crystal (Actor)
Image of Priscilla Presley
Priscilla Presley (Actor)

Table of Contents

Why Kill Yourself?

Department: Subscription Advertisement

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Don Edwing

Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #159

Contents Page

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Photographer: Leonard Brenner

Advertisement for Super Special March 1996 - Big Bad Mad #2

Mad Factoids

Department: Various places around the magazine

Writer: Mike Snider

The Alfie Awards - Mad Salutes the Movies

Department: Oscar Mired

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Comic Strip Classics in Their Full Strip Form

Department: Putting Our Thirty Two Cents In

Writer: Al Jaffee Artist: Walt F. Rosenberg

Opening Lines to Unhappy Stories

Department: It's All Downhill from Here

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Greg Eckler

Spy Vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: David Manak

The Malling of America

Department: An Embarrassment of Richard's

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Staake

Cybernerd Magazine

Department: Of Mouse and Men

Artist: George Woodbridge Artist: Robert Dale Artist: Phil Franke Writer: Mike Snider

Mad's Academy Awards Seating Chart

Department: Oscar Mired Hams

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman

Strange But True...

Department: The Fright Stuff

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Geary

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Mad's Colossal, Stupendous, Absolutely Fantabulous Plan to Liven Up The Academy Awards

Department: Oscar Mired Balony

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Barry Liebmann

Paparazzi Shots That Press Agents Try to Suppress

Department: Prints Harming

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Practical School Prayers for Today's Students

Department: A Few Good Amens

Writer: Pastor Dan Lozer Artist: Dennis Langdon, Jr.

A Mad Look at Nudity

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Police Squad: O.J. on the Rocks

Department: Glove Story

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The Pernicious Plaything Payoff

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What's the new hot sports fan collectible?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Dink Clod's Rock, Roll and Remember

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: David Shayne