MAD Magazine #344 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: C.F. Payne
Cover Variations
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Table of Contents
Why Kill Yourself?
Department: Subscription Advertisement
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Don Edwing
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #159
The Alfie Awards - Mad Salutes the Movies
Department: Oscar Mired
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart
Comic Strip Classics in Their Full Strip Form
Department: Putting Our Thirty Two Cents In
Writer: Al Jaffee Artist: Walt F. Rosenberg
Opening Lines to Unhappy Stories
Department: It's All Downhill from Here
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Greg Eckler
The Malling of America
Department: An Embarrassment of Richard's
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Bob Staake
Cybernerd Magazine
Department: Of Mouse and Men
Artist: George Woodbridge Artist: Robert Dale Artist: Phil Franke Writer: Mike Snider
Mad's Academy Awards Seating Chart
Department: Oscar Mired Hams
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Drew Friedman
Mad's Colossal, Stupendous, Absolutely Fantabulous Plan to Liven Up The Academy Awards
Department: Oscar Mired Balony
Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Barry Liebmann
Paparazzi Shots That Press Agents Try to Suppress
Department: Prints Harming
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
Practical School Prayers for Today's Students
Department: A Few Good Amens
Writer: Pastor Dan Lozer Artist: Dennis Langdon, Jr.
