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MAD Magazine • USA • New York
MAD Magazine #430June 2003
- Coming Soon to Animal Planet: “The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show” (Writer, Artist)
Department: Dog Day Afternoon Programming
MAD Magazine #434October 2003
- The telltale signs of a white trash wedding (Artist, Writer)
Department: A marriage made in 7-11
MAD Magazine #442June 2008
- There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless (Artist, Writer)
Department: Dos and Donates
MAD Magazine #444August 2004
- From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist (Writer, Artist)
Department: It's 'splaining cats and dogs
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
- The Obesity Olympics (Artist, Writer)
Department: Let the Games be thin
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH (Author with Patrick Merrel, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Joe Raiola, Hermann Mejia, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Carolyn Abram, Scott Bricher, David Shayne, Tom Bunk)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #451March 2005
- Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable (Artist, Writer)
Department: Courtship of Fools
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
- 12 ways to make divorce easier on kids (Artist, Writer)
Department: Split happens - What's in your living will? (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Instant coma's gonna get you
MAD Magazine #460December 2005
- From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist (Artist, Writer)
Department: It's 'Splaining cats and dogs
MAD Magazine #465May 2006
- The Strip Club: Unmedicated Eddie A.D.D. boy (Artist, Writer)
Department: Pen and Stink
MAD Magazine #466June 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People", "Biiterman", "Saddam Sez", "The DaVinci Cold", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Confusing Road Signs", "First draft excerpts from james Frey's "A million little pieces" that even his publisher thought were too loopy to print", "Stuff about The DaVinci Code that christians should be protesting", "Undeniable proof that President Bush was lying when he said (Author with Brian McConnachie, John Caldwell, Jacob Lambert, Sam Sisco, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Paul Tinelli, Scott Bricher, Rick Tulka, Irving Schild, Michael Gallagher)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - America's least favorite Prom Themes (Artist, Writer)
Department: Dance, dance devolution
MAD Magazine #467July 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney" (Author with David Shayne, Charlie Kadau, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Doug Bratton)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MADs guide to amusement park fun (Artist, Writer)
Department: Derides and Attractions
MAD Magazine #469September 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month " (Author with Frank Jacobs, Matthew A. Cohen, Charles Akins, Jonathan Edwards, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Jack Davis, Scott Bricher, Tom Cheney, Jacob Lambert, Darren Johnson, Rick Tulka, Bob Staake)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #470October 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M (Author with Rich Powell, P.C. Vey, Patrick Merrel, Adam Zyglis, Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Ryan, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Kiernan P. Schmitt)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 10 things not to say during a hospital visit (Writer, Artist)
Department: The sick sense - Childrens holiday characters from round the world (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Breaking the lore
MAD Magazine #472December 2006
- From the files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychiatrist (Artist, Writer)
Department: Its splaining cats and dogs
MAD Magazine #473January 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman" (Author with Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV, Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 3. The Cheney Hunting Accident - Shoot happens (Idea with Mark Stutzman)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
MAD Magazine #475March 2007
- Stankee Candle Spring Catalog (Writer with Scott Bricher, Irving Schild)
- What I gotta do for my allowance! (Artist, Writer)
Department: Rich man, Chore man
MAD Magazine #477May 2007
- The unknown hardships of professional mascots (Writer, Artist)
Department: Sports Character Assassination
MAD Magazine #479July 2007
- MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip (Artist, Writer)
Department: See what all the bus is about
MAD Magazine #480August 2007
- Things to consider before accepting a summer job (Artist, Writer)
Department: Hire Education
MAD Magazine #483November 2007
- What school bus are doing while you are in class! (Writer, Artist)
Department: The wheel world
MAD Magazine #484December 2007
- Ways to keep voters interested until Election day (Artist, Writer)
Department: The case odf Ballor Fatigue
MAD Magazine #488April 2008
- Great Monkeys in American History (Writer with Tom Fowler)
Department: Tall Tails - eHarmonkey (Artist, Writer)
Department: A MAD Ad-Parody
MAD Magazine #491July 2008
- The Pros and Cons of Working at Home! (Writer, Artist)
Department: Domicile Maniacs
MAD Magazine #494October 2008
- Mad looks at A crappy Parent's Baby Book (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: And a child shall read them
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
- 4. The pregnant man: What not to expect when you're expecting (Artist with Charles Akins)
Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
- Tell-tale signs that you've got a really bad psychic (Writer, Artist)
Department: Seer Suckers
MAD Magazine #500June 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: Teresa's Pieces (Artist, Writer)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD issues 401-500 "Beginnings" (Author with Mort Drucker, P.C. Vey, Joe Raiola, Irving Schild, Anthony Barbieri, Arnie Kogen, Hermann Mejia, Drew Friedman, Peter Bagge, Mike Snider, Bill Wray, Paul Coker, Jr., Kenny Byerly, Desmond Devlin, Rick Tulka, Charlie Kadau, Mark Fredrickson, Scott Maiko, 3/Design Studios, Sam Sisco, Scott Bricher, Arie Kaplan, Peter Kuper, Richard Williams, Tom Bunk, Josh Malinow, Dick DeBartolo, Sean Farrelly, Marc Hempel, Dave Croatto, Jeff Kruse, Scott Sonneborn, Jack Syracuse, Roberto Parada, Stan Sinberg, Tom Richmond, Al Jaffee, Angelo Torres, Sergio Aragonés, Timothy Shamey, John Caldwell, Ray Alma, Russ Cooper, Brian Farrelly)
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
- The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild West (Writer, Artist)
Department: All fat and no cowboy
MAD Magazine #548December 2017
- A Walk in the Parkhurst (Artist)
Department: The Fundalini Pages - Tips For a Long-Lasting Relationship With Your Latex Girlfriend (Writer, Artist)
MAD Magazine #550April 2018
- The Life and Times of Jerry the Pound Sign (Artist, Writer)
Department: Hashtag, You're it! - A Walk in the Parkhurst - old timey colonoscopies (Writer, Artist)
MAD Magazine • USA • California
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Mythos
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Panini
MAD Especial (Record) • Brasil • Mythos
MAD Especial (Panini) • Brasil • Panini
Various MAD Books • Brasil
MAD Magazine • Germany • Dino/Panini
MAD Magazine • Mexico • Mina