Teresa Burns Parkhurst



Teresa Burns Parkhurst

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Department: Dog Day Afternoon Programming Department
Story: Coming Soon to Animal Planet: “The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show”
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #434 October 2003

Department: A marriage made in 7-11
Story: The telltale signs of a white trash wedding
Writer, Artist
Department: Dos and Donates
Story: There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #444 August 2004

Department: It's 'splaining cats and dogs
Story: From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #445 September 2004

Department: Let the Games be thin
Story: The Obesity Olympics
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #449 January 2005

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH
Author with Patrick Merrel, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Tom Cheney, Scott Bricher, David Shayne, Tom Bunk, Garth Gerhart, Irving Schild, Carolyn Abram, Kevin Pope, Joe Raiola
Department: Courtship of Fools
Story: Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #457 September 2005

Department: Split happens
Story: 12 ways to make divorce easier on kids
Artist, Writer
Department: Instant coma's gonna get you
Story: What's in your living will?
Writer with Tom Bunk

MAD Magazine #460 December 2005

Department: It's 'Splaining cats and dogs
Story: From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist
Artist, Writer
Department: Pen and Stink
Story: The Strip Club: Unmedicated Eddie A.D.D. boy
Artist, Writer
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People", "Biiterman", "Saddam Sez", "The DaVinci Cold", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Confusing Road Signs", "First draft excerpts from james Frey's "A million little pieces" that even his publisher thought were too loopy to print", "Stuff about The DaVinci Code that christians should be protesting", "Undeniable proof that President Bush was lying when he said
Author with Garth Gerhart, Paul Tinelli, Scott Bricher, Jacob Lambert, Rick Tulka, Michael Gallagher, Brian McConnachie, John Caldwell, Sam Sisco, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Irving Schild
Department: Dance, dance devolution
Story: America's least favorite Prom Themes
Artist, Writer
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney"
Author with Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert, Tom Cheney, Charlie Kadau, Jeff Kruse, Doug Bratton, Ray Alma, David Shayne, Glen LeLievre, Kevin Pope, Patrick Merrel
Department: Derides and Attractions
Story: MADs guide to amusement park fun
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #469 September 2006

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month "
Author with Jack Davis, Scott Bricher, Tom Cheney, Jacob Lambert, Darren Johnson, Rick Tulka, Bob Staake, Matthew A. Cohen, Frank Jacobs, Charles Akins, Jonathan Edwards, Kiernan P. Schmitt

MAD Magazine #470 October 2006

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M
Author with Adam Zyglis, Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Ryan, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Rich Powell, P.C. Vey, Patrick Merrel
Department: The sick sense
Story: 10 things not to say during a hospital visit
Artist, Writer
Department: Breaking the lore
Story: Childrens holiday characters from round the world
Writer with Hermann Mejia

MAD Magazine #472 December 2006

Department: Its splaining cats and dogs
Story: From the files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychiatrist
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #473 January 2007

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman"
Author with Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV, Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Paul Coker, Jr.
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Story: 3. The Cheney Hunting Accident - Shoot happens
Idea with Mark Stutzman
Story: Stankee Candle Spring Catalog
Writer with Scott Bricher, Irving Schild
Department: Rich man, Chore man
Story: What I gotta do for my allowance!
Artist, Writer
Department: Sports Character Assassination
Story: The unknown hardships of professional mascots
Writer, Artist
Department: See what all the bus is about
Story: MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #480 August 2007

Department: Hire Education
Story: Things to consider before accepting a summer job
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #483 November 2007

Department: The wheel world
Story: What school bus are doing while you are in class!
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #484 December 2007

Department: The case odf Ballor Fatigue
Story: Ways to keep voters interested until Election day
Artist, Writer
Department: Tall Tails
Story: Great Monkeys in American History
Writer with Tom Fowler
Department: A MAD Ad-Parody
Story: eHarmonkey
Artist, Writer
Department: Domicile Maniacs
Story: The Pros and Cons of Working at Home!
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #494 October 2008

Department: And a child shall read them
Story: Mad looks at A crappy Parent's Baby Book
Writer with Kevin Pope

MAD Magazine #497 January 2009

Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
Story: 4. The pregnant man: What not to expect when you're expecting
Artist with Charles Akins

MAD Magazine #498 February 2009

Department: Seer Suckers
Story: Tell-tale signs that you've got a really bad psychic
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #501 October 2009

Department: All fat and no cowboy
Story: The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild West
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #548 December 2017

Department: The Fundalini Pages
Story: A Walk in the Parkhurst
Artist
Story: Tips For a Long-Lasting Relationship With Your Latex Girlfriend
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #549 February 2018

Story: 10 Toons by Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Writer, Artist
Story: The Life and Times of Jerry the Pound Sign
Artist, Writer

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MAD Magazine #1 April 2018

Department: Het Hell Soon Dept.
Story: Make America Greet Again - New American Greetings by Donald Trump
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #7 June 2019

Department: Till Debt Do Us Part
Story: Let's Have Fun With Your Staggering Debt!
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #8 August 2019

Department: Write of Passage
Story: Honest Yearbook Messages
Artist, Writer

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MAD Magazine #45 November 2006

Story: 10 Coisas que NÃO se Deve Dizer Durante uma Visita de Hospital
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #46 December 2006

Story: Quando os Animais Resolvem Ir ao Psiquiatra
Writer, Artist

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MAD Magazine #4 June 2008

Department: Seção Mão-de-Obra Infantil:
Story: O que Eu Preciso Fazer pela Minha Mesada
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #7 September 2008

Department: Seção Vomitaram no Trem:
Story: Guia MAD Passo-a-Passo de uma Excursão Escolar
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #12 March 2009

Department: Seção Espírita
Story: Quando a Crise Chegar às Funerárias
Artist, Writer
Department: Seção Móbile de Latinha
Story: Livro de Retardações do Bebê
Writer with Kevin Pope
Department: Seção Dinada
Story: Os Sinais Óbvios de que Você Tem um Péssimo Vidente
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #17 August 2009

Department: Seção Maníaco em Domicílio
Story: Os Prós e os Contras de Trabalhar em Casa!
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #22 January 2010

Department: Seção Pança Loca do Velho Oeste
Story: A Dura Face da Obesidade Mórbida no Faroeste Americano
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #25 April 2010

Department: Seção Estrada da Vida
Story: O que os Motoristas de Ônibus Escolares Fazem Quando Você Tá na Aula?
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #30 September 2010

Department: Seção Progressão Continuada
Story: Os 9 Motivos para Você não Arrumar um Trampo
Writer with Kevin Pope

MAD Magazine #31 October 2010

Department: Seção Bate Coração
Story: 9 Sinais Inconfundíveis de que Você não Superou o Pé na Bunda
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #33 December 2010

Department: Seção Mas Eu não Era o Próximo?
Story: 9 Maneiras de Passar o Tempo na Sala de Espera do Médico
Artist, Writer
Department: Seção Cada Um no Seu Quadrado
Story: Sinais de que Você Divide o Aluguel com a Pessoa Errada
Writer, Artist
Department: Salada Mista
Story: Presentes Realmente Cretinos de Natal
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #43 December 2011

Department: Seção Chaminé
Story: 12 vantagens do Tabagismo
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #46 March 2012

Department: Salada Mista
Story: Você Tem Gatos Demais se…
Writer with Kevin Pope

MAD Magazine #54 December 2012

Department: Seção Manobras Invasivas
Story: Novas Leis em Estudo para Regulamentar os Corpos das Mulheres
Artist, Writer
Department: Seção Tesouro da Mamãe
Story: Você É uma Mãe de Diva Mirim Quando...
Artist, Writer

MAD Magazine #62 September 2013

Department: Seção Lá Vem Dona Encrenca
Story: Votos Nupciais Brutalmente Honestos
Writer with Leonardo Rodriguez

MAD Magazine #63 October 2013

Department: Seção Soltando os Cachorros
Story: Coisas que Irritam o Seu Bicho de Estimação
Writer, Artist

MAD Magazine #67 February 2014

Department: Salada Mista
Story: Três Coisas sobre a Ana Maria Brega que Não Seriam Muito Surpreendentes
Artist with Heitor Pitombo

MAD Magazine #78 January 2015

Department: Seção Perigo no Ar
Story: As Piores Pessoas para Se Sentar ao Lado em um Avião
Artist, Writer

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MAD Especial #15 December 2006

Department: Seção de Cortejo dos Idiotas
Story: Dicas de Namoro para os Mentalmente Instáveis
Artist, Writer

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MAD Especial #2 July 2008

Department: Seção Atletas de Buda:
Story: As Olimpíadas da Obesidade
Artist, Writer

MAD Especial #4 January 2009

Department: Seção Mundo Cão
Story: O Show Canino da Márcia
Writer, Artist

MAD Especial #15 September 2012

Department: Divorsidão
Story: 12 Maneiras de Fazer com que o Divórcio Seja Mais Fácil para os Filhos
Artist, Writer

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Story: Velas Fididash
Writer with Scott Bricher, Irving Schild
Department: Seção Estrada da Vida
Story: O que os Motoristas de Ônibus Escolares Fazem Quando Você Tá na Aula?
Artist, Writer

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MAD Magazine #110 November 2007

Department: Schulausfluch
Story: MADS minutiös Aufgedröselter Schulausflug
Author with Oliver Naatz

MAD Magazine #112 January 2008

Department: Ferienflop
Story: Was ich bedenken muss, bevor ich einen Ferienjob annehme?
Writer, Artist with Oliver Naatz

MAD Magazine #113 February 2008

Department: Duz-Endware
Story: Was Schulbusfahrer treiben, während du im Unterricht versagst!
Writer, Artist with Oliver Naatz

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MAD Magazine #1 July 2004

Department: Departamento de Obsequios
Story: Algunas Cosas que No Deberías Regalarle a los Desamparados
Artist, Writer

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