Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Contributions by Teresa Burns Parkhurst
MAD Magazine #430 June 2003
Department: Dog Day Afternoon Programming Department
Story: Coming Soon to Animal Planet: “The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show”
Artist, Writer
Story: Coming Soon to Animal Planet: “The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show”
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #434 October 2003
MAD Magazine #442 June 2008
Department: Dos and Donates
Story: There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless
Artist, Writer
Story: There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #444 August 2004
Department: It's 'splaining cats and dogs
Story: From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist
Artist, Writer
Story: From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #445 September 2004
MAD Magazine #449 January 2005
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH
Author with Patrick Merrel, Desmond Devlin, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, David Shayne, Tom Cheney, Tom Bunk, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Carolyn Abram, Joe Raiola, Hermann Mejia
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH
Author with Patrick Merrel, Desmond Devlin, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, David Shayne, Tom Cheney, Tom Bunk, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Carolyn Abram, Joe Raiola, Hermann Mejia
MAD Magazine #451 March 2005
MAD Magazine #457 September 2005
Department: Split happens
Story: 12 ways to make divorce easier on kids
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Story: 12 ways to make divorce easier on kids
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #460 December 2005
Department: It's 'Splaining cats and dogs
Story: From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist
Artist, Writer
Story: From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #465 May 2006
MAD Magazine #466 June 2006
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People", "Biiterman", "Saddam Sez", "The DaVinci Cold", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Confusing Road Signs", "First draft excerpts from james Frey's "A million little pieces" that even his publisher thought were too loopy to print", "Stuff about The DaVinci Code that christians should be protesting", "Undeniable proof that President Bush was lying when he said
Author with Irving Schild, Michael Gallagher, Brian McConnachie, John Caldwell, Jacob Lambert, Sam Sisco, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Paul Tinelli, Scott Bricher, Rick Tulka
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People", "Biiterman", "Saddam Sez", "The DaVinci Cold", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Confusing Road Signs", "First draft excerpts from james Frey's "A million little pieces" that even his publisher thought were too loopy to print", "Stuff about The DaVinci Code that christians should be protesting", "Undeniable proof that President Bush was lying when he said
Author with Irving Schild, Michael Gallagher, Brian McConnachie, John Caldwell, Jacob Lambert, Sam Sisco, Hermann Mejia, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Paul Tinelli, Scott Bricher, Rick Tulka
Department: Dance, dance devolution
Story: America's least favorite Prom Themes
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Story: America's least favorite Prom Themes
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #467 July 2006
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney"
Author with David Shayne, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel, Charlie Kadau, Tom Cheney, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Doug Bratton, Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney"
Author with David Shayne, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel, Charlie Kadau, Tom Cheney, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Doug Bratton, Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert
Department: Derides and Attractions
Story: MADs guide to amusement park fun
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Story: MADs guide to amusement park fun
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #469 September 2006
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month "
Author with Kiernan P. Schmitt, Jack Davis, Darren Johnson, Scott Bricher, Matthew A. Cohen, Jacob Lambert, Rick Tulka, Jonathan Edwards, Bob Staake, Frank Jacobs, Charles Akins, Tom Cheney
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month "
Author with Kiernan P. Schmitt, Jack Davis, Darren Johnson, Scott Bricher, Matthew A. Cohen, Jacob Lambert, Rick Tulka, Jonathan Edwards, Bob Staake, Frank Jacobs, Charles Akins, Tom Cheney
MAD Magazine #470 October 2006
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M
Author with Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Ryan, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Rich Powell, P.C. Vey, Patrick Merrel, Adam Zyglis
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M
Author with Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Ryan, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Rich Powell, P.C. Vey, Patrick Merrel, Adam Zyglis
Department: The sick sense
Story: 10 things not to say during a hospital visit
Artist, Writer
Story: 10 things not to say during a hospital visit
Artist, Writer
Department: Breaking the lore
Story: Childrens holiday characters from round the world
Writer with Hermann Mejia
Story: Childrens holiday characters from round the world
Writer with Hermann Mejia
MAD Magazine #472 December 2006
Department: Its splaining cats and dogs
Story: From the files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychiatrist
Writer, Artist
Story: From the files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychiatrist
Writer, Artist
MAD Magazine #473 January 2007
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman"
Author with Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Paul Coker, Jr., Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman"
Author with Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Adam Rust, Paul Coker, Jr., Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Story: 3. The Cheney Hunting Accident - Shoot happens
Idea with Mark Stutzman
Story: 3. The Cheney Hunting Accident - Shoot happens
Idea with Mark Stutzman
MAD Magazine #475 March 2007
Department: Rich man, Chore man
Story: What I gotta do for my allowance!
Writer, Artist
Story: What I gotta do for my allowance!
Writer, Artist
MAD Magazine #477 May 2007
Department: Sports Character Assassination
Story: The unknown hardships of professional mascots
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Story: The unknown hardships of professional mascots
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #479 July 2007
Department: See what all the bus is about
Story: MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip
Writer, Artist
Story: MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip
Writer, Artist
MAD Magazine #480 August 2007
MAD Magazine #483 November 2007
MAD Magazine #484 December 2007
Department: The case odf Ballor Fatigue
Story: Ways to keep voters interested until Election day
Writer, Artist
Story: Ways to keep voters interested until Election day
Writer, Artist
MAD Magazine #488 April 2008
Department: A MAD Ad-Parody
Story: eHarmonkey
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Story: eHarmonkey
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MAD Magazine #491 July 2008
MAD Magazine #494 October 2008
Department: And a child shall read them
Story: Mad looks at A crappy Parent's Baby Book
Writer with Kevin Pope
Story: Mad looks at A crappy Parent's Baby Book
Writer with Kevin Pope
MAD Magazine #497 January 2009
Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
Story: 4. The pregnant man: What not to expect when you're expecting
Artist with Charles Akins
Story: 4. The pregnant man: What not to expect when you're expecting
Artist with Charles Akins
MAD Magazine #498 February 2009
MAD Magazine #500 June 2009
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: Teresa's Pieces
Artist, Writer
Story: The Fundalini Pages: Teresa's Pieces
Artist, Writer
Story: MAD issues 401-500 "Beginnings"
Author with Tom Bunk, Angelo Torres, Arnie Kogen, 3/Design Studios, Mike Snider, Dick DeBartolo, Ray Alma, Kenny Byerly, Joe Raiola, Rick Tulka, Irving Schild, Scott Maiko, Hermann Mejia, Drew Friedman, Sergio Aragonés, Peter Bagge, Sam Sisco, Arie Kaplan, Russ Cooper, Bill Wray, Scott Sonneborn, Josh Malinow, Mort Drucker, Charlie Kadau, Mark Fredrickson, Sean Farrelly, Marc Hempel, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, Peter Kuper, Paul Coker, Jr., Richard Williams, Stan Sinberg, Timothy Shamey, Desmond Devlin, Dave Croatto, Jack Syracuse, Brian Farrelly, John Caldwell, P.C. Vey, Roberto Parada, Anthony Barbieri, Tom Richmond, Al Jaffee
Author with Tom Bunk, Angelo Torres, Arnie Kogen, 3/Design Studios, Mike Snider, Dick DeBartolo, Ray Alma, Kenny Byerly, Joe Raiola, Rick Tulka, Irving Schild, Scott Maiko, Hermann Mejia, Drew Friedman, Sergio Aragonés, Peter Bagge, Sam Sisco, Arie Kaplan, Russ Cooper, Bill Wray, Scott Sonneborn, Josh Malinow, Mort Drucker, Charlie Kadau, Mark Fredrickson, Sean Farrelly, Marc Hempel, Jeff Kruse, Scott Bricher, Peter Kuper, Paul Coker, Jr., Richard Williams, Stan Sinberg, Timothy Shamey, Desmond Devlin, Dave Croatto, Jack Syracuse, Brian Farrelly, John Caldwell, P.C. Vey, Roberto Parada, Anthony Barbieri, Tom Richmond, Al Jaffee
MAD Magazine #501 October 2009
Department: All fat and no cowboy
Story: The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild West
Artist, Writer
Story: The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild West
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #548 December 2017
Department: The Fundalini Pages
Story: A Walk in the Parkhurst
Artist
Story: A Walk in the Parkhurst
Artist
Story: Tips For a Long-Lasting Relationship With Your Latex Girlfriend
Artist, Writer
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #549 February 2018
MAD Magazine #550 April 2018
MAD Magazine #1 April 2018
Department: Het Hell Soon Dept.
Story: Make America Greet Again - New American Greetings by Donald Trump
Artist, Writer
Story: Make America Greet Again - New American Greetings by Donald Trump
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #7 June 2019
MAD Magazine #8 August 2019
MAD Magazine #9 October 2019
MAD Magazine #10 December 2019
MAD Magazine #4 June 2008
Department: Seção Mão-de-Obra Infantil:
Story: O que Eu Preciso Fazer pela Minha Mesada
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Story: O que Eu Preciso Fazer pela Minha Mesada
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #7 September 2008
Department: Seção Vomitaram no Trem:
Story: Guia MAD Passo-a-Passo de uma Excursão Escolar
Writer, Artist
Story: Guia MAD Passo-a-Passo de uma Excursão Escolar
Writer, Artist
MAD Magazine #12 March 2009
MAD Magazine #14 May 2009
MAD Magazine #16 July 2009
MAD Magazine #17 August 2009
Department: Seção Maníaco em Domicílio
Story: Os Prós e os Contras de Trabalhar em Casa!
Artist, Writer
Story: Os Prós e os Contras de Trabalhar em Casa!
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #22 January 2010
Department: Seção Pança Loca do Velho Oeste
Story: A Dura Face da Obesidade Mórbida no Faroeste Americano
Artist, Writer
Story: A Dura Face da Obesidade Mórbida no Faroeste Americano
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #25 April 2010
Department: Seção Estrada da Vida
Story: O que os Motoristas de Ônibus Escolares Fazem Quando Você Tá na Aula?
Writer, Artist
Story: O que os Motoristas de Ônibus Escolares Fazem Quando Você Tá na Aula?
Writer, Artist
MAD Magazine #30 September 2010
Department: Seção Progressão Continuada
Story: Os 9 Motivos para Você não Arrumar um Trampo
Writer with Kevin Pope
Story: Os 9 Motivos para Você não Arrumar um Trampo
Writer with Kevin Pope
MAD Magazine #31 October 2010
Department: Seção Bate Coração
Story: 9 Sinais Inconfundíveis de que Você não Superou o Pé na Bunda
Artist, Writer
Story: 9 Sinais Inconfundíveis de que Você não Superou o Pé na Bunda
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #33 December 2010
Department: Seção Mas Eu não Era o Próximo?
Story: 9 Maneiras de Passar o Tempo na Sala de Espera do Médico
Artist, Writer
Story: 9 Maneiras de Passar o Tempo na Sala de Espera do Médico
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #38 May 2011
Department: Seção Cada Um no Seu Quadrado
Story: Sinais de que Você Divide o Aluguel com a Pessoa Errada
Writer, Artist
Story: Sinais de que Você Divide o Aluguel com a Pessoa Errada
Writer, Artist
MAD Magazine #39 July 2011
MAD Magazine #43 December 2011
MAD Magazine #46 March 2012
MAD Magazine #54 December 2012
Department: Seção Manobras Invasivas
Story: Novas Leis em Estudo para Regulamentar os Corpos das Mulheres
Artist, Writer
Story: Novas Leis em Estudo para Regulamentar os Corpos das Mulheres
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #57 May 2013
MAD Magazine #62 September 2013
Department: Seção Lá Vem Dona Encrenca
Story: Votos Nupciais Brutalmente Honestos
Writer with Leonardo Rodriguez
Story: Votos Nupciais Brutalmente Honestos
Writer with Leonardo Rodriguez
MAD Magazine #63 October 2013
Department: Seção Soltando os Cachorros
Story: Coisas que Irritam o Seu Bicho de Estimação
Artist, Writer
Story: Coisas que Irritam o Seu Bicho de Estimação
Artist, Writer
MAD Magazine #67 February 2014
Department: Salada Mista
Story: Três Coisas sobre a Ana Maria Brega que Não Seriam Muito Surpreendentes
Artist with Heitor Pitombo
Story: Três Coisas sobre a Ana Maria Brega que Não Seriam Muito Surpreendentes
Artist with Heitor Pitombo
MAD Magazine #78 January 2015
MAD Especial #15 December 2006
MAD Magazine #110 November 2007
MAD Magazine #112 January 2008
Department: Ferienflop
Story: Was ich bedenken muss, bevor ich einen Ferienjob annehme?
Writer, Artist with Oliver Naatz
Story: Was ich bedenken muss, bevor ich einen Ferienjob annehme?
Writer, Artist with Oliver Naatz
MAD Magazine #113 February 2008
Department: Duz-Endware
Story: Was Schulbusfahrer treiben, während du im Unterricht versagst!
Writer, Artist with Oliver Naatz
Story: Was Schulbusfahrer treiben, während du im Unterricht versagst!
Writer, Artist with Oliver Naatz
MAD Magazine #1 July 2004
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