Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Contributions by Teresa Burns Parkhurst

MAD Magazine • USA • New York
  • Coming Soon to Animal Planet: “The Jerry Springer Spaniel Show” (Writer, Artist)
    Department: Dog Day Afternoon Programming
MAD Magazine #434October 2003
  • The telltale signs of a white trash wedding (Artist, Writer)
    Department: A marriage made in 7-11
  • There are just some things you shouldn't give the homeless (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Dos and Donates
  • From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Pet Psychologist (Writer, Artist)
    Department: It's 'splaining cats and dogs
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
  • The Obesity Olympics (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Let the Games be thin
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
  • Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Courtship of Fools
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
  • 12 ways to make divorce easier on kids (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Split happens
  • What's in your living will? (Writer with Tom Bunk)
    Department: Instant coma's gonna get you
MAD Magazine #460December 2005
  • From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist (Artist, Writer)
    Department: It's 'Splaining cats and dogs
  • The Strip Club: Unmedicated Eddie A.D.D. boy (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Pen and Stink
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney" (Author with David Shayne, Charlie Kadau, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Doug Bratton)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • MADs guide to amusement park fun (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Derides and Attractions
MAD Magazine #469September 2006
MAD Magazine #470October 2006
  • The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M (Author with Rich Powell, P.C. Vey, Patrick Merrel, Adam Zyglis, Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Ryan, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Kiernan P. Schmitt)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • 10 things not to say during a hospital visit (Writer, Artist)
    Department: The sick sense
  • Childrens holiday characters from round the world (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
    Department: Breaking the lore
MAD Magazine #472December 2006
  • From the files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychiatrist (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Its splaining cats and dogs
MAD Magazine #473January 2007
  • Stankee Candle Spring Catalog (Writer with Scott Bricher, Irving Schild)
  • What I gotta do for my allowance! (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Rich man, Chore man
  • The unknown hardships of professional mascots (Writer, Artist)
    Department: Sports Character Assassination
  • MADs minute-by-minute Breakdown of a school field trip (Artist, Writer)
    Department: See what all the bus is about
  • Things to consider before accepting a summer job (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Hire Education
MAD Magazine #483November 2007
  • What school bus are doing while you are in class! (Writer, Artist)
    Department: The wheel world
MAD Magazine #484December 2007
  • Ways to keep voters interested until Election day (Artist, Writer)
    Department: The case odf Ballor Fatigue
  • Great Monkeys in American History (Writer with Tom Fowler)
    Department: Tall Tails
  • eHarmonkey (Artist, Writer)
    Department: A MAD Ad-Parody
  • The Pros and Cons of Working at Home! (Writer, Artist)
    Department: Domicile Maniacs
MAD Magazine #494October 2008
  • Mad looks at A crappy Parent's Baby Book (Writer with Kevin Pope)
    Department: And a child shall read them
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
  • 4. The pregnant man: What not to expect when you're expecting (Artist with Charles Akins)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
  • Tell-tale signs that you've got a really bad psychic (Writer, Artist)
    Department: Seer Suckers
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
  • The hardship faced by the Superobese of America's Wild West (Writer, Artist)
    Department: All fat and no cowboy
MAD Magazine #548December 2017
  • A Walk in the Parkhurst (Artist)
    Department: The Fundalini Pages
  • Tips For a Long-Lasting Relationship With Your Latex Girlfriend (Writer, Artist)
MAD Magazine #549February 2018
  • 10 Toons by Teresa Burns Parkhurst (Artist, Writer)
  • The Life and Times of Jerry the Pound Sign (Artist, Writer)
    Department: Hashtag, You're it!
  • A Walk in the Parkhurst - old timey colonoscopies (Writer, Artist)
MAD Magazine • USA • California
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Mythos
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Panini
MAD Especial (Record) • Brasil • Mythos
MAD Especial (Panini) • Brasil • Panini
Various MAD Books • Brasil
MAD Magazine • Germany • Dino/Panini
MAD Magazine • Mexico • Mina