MAD Magazine #438 
Editorial
- Editor: John Ficarra
- Cover Artist: Drew Friedman
- Cover Artist: Bruce Timm
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Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Drew Friedman Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Mike Snider Author: Butch D'Ambrosio Author: Johnny Styne Author: Josh Malinow
Page: 6
The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Drew Friedman Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Mike Snider Author: Butch D'Ambrosio Author: Johnny Styne Author: Josh Malinow
Page: 6
Fools of Rock (Schools of Rock Parody)
Department: Chronic Black Pain
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 10
MAD's Handy Glossary to the War on Terror
Department: Lexicon-Job
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin
Page: 16
Monroe... Survivor Jr. Part 1
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 18
2003: The year in film
Department: Title Wave
Writer: Desmond Devlin Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 22
The League of rejected Superheroes
Department: Power of the Feeble
Artist: Matt Adams Artist: John Gibbons Artist: J.Scott Campbell Artist: Frank Miller Artist: John Byrne Artist: John Romita Jr. Artist: Jim Lee Artist, Colorist: Michael Allred Colorist: Wildstorm Colorist: Mat Milla Colorist: Alex Sinclair
Page: 31
The Dos and Don'ts of a Super Bowl Party
Department: A word to the Guys
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 38
Absurd, their Enthusiasm
Department: There's something about Larry
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon Colorist: Wildstorm
Page: 40
If Norman Rockwell depicted the 21st Century: "The Marriage License"
Artist: Richard Williams
Page: 44
Now Playing at the California State House: Arnold Schwarzenegger Governor
Department: A term for the worse
Writer: Mike Snider
Page: 46
