MAD Magazine #438

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Author: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Drew Friedman Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Mike Snider Author: Butch D'Ambrosio Author: Johnny Styne Author: Josh Malinow

Page: 6

The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: 50 cent", "The Godfrey Report", "The 5 stages of Superbowl-Office pool bettor grief", "First... Then... What's next?", Celebrity Verse", Monkeys are always funny", "Weapons U.S. Inspectors did find in Iraq", Bitterman", "The fast 5 - The 5 most-likely things Michael Jackson was thinking while having his mug shot photo taken", "An Interne

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Author: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Drew Friedman Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Mike Snider Author: Butch D'Ambrosio Author: Johnny Styne Author: Josh Malinow

Page: 6

Fools of Rock (Schools of Rock Parody)

Department: Chronic Black Pain

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond

Page: 10

MAD's Handy Glossary to the War on Terror

Department: Lexicon-Job

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin

Page: 16

Monroe... Survivor Jr. Part 1

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 18

2003: The year in film

Department: Title Wave

Writer: Desmond Devlin Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos

Page: 22

A MAD Look at Superbowl

Department: Serge-In-General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 24

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 28

The mourn Identity

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 30

The League of rejected Superheroes

Department: Power of the Feeble

Artist: Matt Adams Artist: John Gibbons Artist: J.Scott Campbell Artist: Frank Miller Artist: John Byrne Artist: John Romita Jr. Artist: Jim Lee Artist, Colorist: Michael Allred Colorist: Wildstorm Colorist: Mat Milla Colorist: Alex Sinclair

Page: 31

An open letter from Michael Jackson

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Chas D'Eau

Page: 37

The Dos and Don'ts of a Super Bowl Party

Department: A word to the Guys

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 38

Absurd, their Enthusiasm

Department: There's something about Larry

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon Colorist: Wildstorm

Page: 40

If Norman Rockwell depicted the 21st Century: "The Marriage License"

Artist: Richard Williams

Page: 44

Now Playing at the California State House: Arnold Schwarzenegger Governor

Department: A term for the worse

Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 46

MAD Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 49