MAD Magazine #311

Cover: The Neuman Family

Cover Artist: Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special September 1992 (Complete Star Trek Collection)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for 'Mad Disasters' by Don Edwing Paperback

"Next Donahue"

Department: Various Places around the Magazine

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Rick Tulka

The Adnauseam Family

Department: Corn On Macabre

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker

The Horrendous Homeless Heartbreak

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

It Never Works But You Gotta Try...

Department: Back To The Futile

Artist: Harry North Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look At Gardening

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

MAD's Suggestions For Gulf War Memorials

Department: All Jaffee

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Horrifying Political Cliches

Department: Election Fright Returns

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

If You Never Hear Anyone Say...

Department: Uttered Nonsense

Artist: John Pound Writer: Mark Hudis

Spy Vs. Spy (Nitroglycerin in Piano)

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Gnome Improvement

Department: Nuts and Dolts

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: A.J. Marley

The Soggy Sea Saga

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Customer Satisfaction Surveys We'd Really Like To See

Department: Putting On The Old Feedback

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Cary Pepper

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

You've Been Looking For Waldo... Now Where's...

Department: Search-In General

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

An Academy Award Scene We'd Like To See

Department: Oscar-Mired Winner

Artist: James Warhola Writer: Joy Wessel

Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums

Department: Disc-Claimers

Writer: Desmond Devlin

The Shocking Sundown Showdown

Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

More Obituaries For Merchandising Characters

Department: Chrashing Symbols

Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs Artist: Bob Clarke

Not Playing (The Sequel)

Department: Film Flam

Writer: Charlie Kadau Artist: Greg Theakston

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: The Republican With An Outrageous Past Who Is Hoping To Steal His Party's Nomination In '92

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad ad "She's had three miscarriages in the last two years. Still she drinks Johnnie Warper"

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild