Editorial
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
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Table of Contents
"Next Donahue"
Department: Various Places around the Magazine
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Rick Tulka
The Horrendous Homeless Heartbreak
Department: Tales From The Duck Side Part 1
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
It Never Works But You Gotta Try...
Department: Back To The Futile
Artist: Harry North Writer: Mike Snider
Horrifying Political Cliches
Department: Election Fright Returns
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs
Customer Satisfaction Surveys We'd Really Like To See
Department: Putting On The Old Feedback
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Cary Pepper
You've Been Looking For Waldo... Now Where's...
Department: Search-In General
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
An Academy Award Scene We'd Like To See
Department: Oscar-Mired Winner
Artist: James Warhola Writer: Joy Wessel
Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums
Department: Disc-Claimers
Writer: Desmond Devlin
More Obituaries For Merchandising Characters
Department: Chrashing Symbols
Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Bob Clarke
Back Cover Inside: The Republican With An Outrageous Past Who Is Hoping To Steal His Party's Nomination In '92
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Mad ad "She's had three miscarriages in the last two years. Still she drinks Johnnie Warper"
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild