MAD Magazine #311

Cover: The Neuman Family

Contributors:

Richard Williams

Real ad Mad Super Special September 1992 (Complete Star Trek Collection)

Table of Contents

Random Sampling of Reader Mail

Department:

Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for 'Mad Disasters' by Don Edwing Paperback

"Next Donahue"

Department:

Various Places around the Magazine

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Rick Tulka

The Adnauseam Family

Department:

Corn On Macabre

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Mort Drucker

The Horrendous Homeless Heartbreak

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 1

Contributors:

Don Edwing

It Never Works But You Gotta Try...

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Back To The Futile

Contributors:

Harry North, Mike Snider

A Mad Look At Gardening

Department:

Serge-In General

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

MAD's Suggestions For Gulf War Memorials

Department:

All Jaffee

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Horrifying Political Cliches

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Election Fright Returns

Contributors:

Paul Coker, Jr., Frank Jacobs

If You Never Hear Anyone Say...

Department:

Uttered Nonsense

Contributors:

John Pound, Mark Hudis

Spy Vs. Spy (Nitroglycerin in Piano)

Department:

Joke and Dagger

Contributors:

Antonio Prohias

Gnome Improvement

Department:

Nuts and Dolts

Contributors:

Angelo Torres, A.J. Marley

The Soggy Sea Saga

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Tales From The Duck Side Part 2

Contributors:

Don Edwing

Customer Satisfaction Surveys We'd Really Like To See

Department:

Putting On The Old Feedback

Contributors:

Tom Bunk, Cary Pepper

The Lighter Side Of...

Department:

Berg's-Eye View

Contributors:

Dave Berg

You've Been Looking For Waldo... Now Where's...

Department:

Search-In General

Contributors:

Paul Peter Porges

An Academy Award Scene We'd Like To See

Department:

Oscar-Mired Winner

Contributors:

James Warhola, Joy Wessel

Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels For Rock Albums

Department:

Disc-Claimers

Contributors:

Desmond Devlin

The Shocking Sundown Showdown

Department:

Tales From The Duck Side Part 3

Contributors:

Don Edwing

More Obituaries For Merchandising Characters

Department:

Chrashing Symbols

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, Bob Clarke

Not Playing (The Sequel)

Department:

Film Flam

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Greg Theakston

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: The Republican With An Outrageous Past Who Is Hoping To Steal His Party's Nomination In '92

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Mad ad "She's had three miscarriages in the last two years. Still she drinks Johnnie Warper"

Contributors:

Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Irving Schild