MAD Magazine #358

Front Cover

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés, Drew Friedman

Another Satisfied Mad Reader!

Contributors:

Basil Wolverton

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Behind the Articulate Ball Department

Nice Party Trick. What Do You Call It - Pukiing on Yourself?

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Dewar's Ad Rejects

Contributors:

Irving Schild, David Shayne

Mil-lemon-ium

Department:

Behind the Eviscerate Ball Dept.

Contributors:

Dick DeBartolo, Angelo Torres

The Nights & Days of Desmond the Bungling Bomber

Department:

Behind the Detonate Ball Dept.

Contributors:

Don Edwing, V.J. Mercado

Watch Out Guys, It's a Chick Flick!

Department:

Behind the Nauseate Ball Dept.

Contributors:

Rick Tulka, Andrew J. Schwartzberg

So, You're Going to Prison!

Department:

Behind the Incarcerate Ball Department

Contributors:

Kevin Pope, Anthony Barbieri

Safety Tips for the Party Animal

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Behind the Inebriate Ball Dept.

Contributors:

Tom Cheney

Listen, If You Can Handle, "Do You Mind Stepping Out of the Car, Sir?" Then You Can Handle This.

Department:

Dewar's Ad Rejects

Contributors:

Irving Schild, David Shayne

Monroe &... a Day at the Beach

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Behind the Humiliate Ball Dept.

Contributors:

Bill Wray, Anthony Barbieri

The ER Patient's Bull of Rights

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Behind the Defibrillate Ball Department

Contributors:

Mort Drucker, Meredith Anthony

A Mad Look at Spirituality

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Behind the Meditate Ball Department

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

"How We Met" Stories That Today's Young Lovers Will Be Stuck With

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Behind the Recapitulate Ball Department

Contributors:

Mike Snider, R.J. Matson

1997 DNC Rate Card

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Behind the Donate Ball Department

Contributors:

Frank Jacobs, Joe Orlando

The Lighter Side of...

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Behind the Out of Date Ball Department

Contributors:

Dave Berg

Real Reasons Why the X-Files is Totally Unbelievable

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Behind the Federal Bureau of Investigate Ball Department

Contributors:

Drew Friedman, Mike Snider

You Just Learned Firsthand What "Downsizing" Means. Drink Up.

Department:

Dewar's Ad Rejects

Contributors:

Irving Schild, David Shayne

Disney-fied Versions of Adult Films

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Behind the Animate Ball Department

Contributors:

Desmond Devlin, Frank Jacobs, Sam Viviano

Mad's Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds

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Behind the Cremate Ball Department

Contributors:

Mike Snider, Thomas Fluharty

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Contributors:

Sergio Aragonés

Inside Back Cover: What Is This Spring's Biggest Fashion Blunder?

Contributors:

Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Now That You've Had a Few, She's Beginning to Look Pretty Good, Isn't She?

Contributors:

Irving Schild, David Shayne