Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "The world's crappiest Freakshow!", "Vey to go!", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to cell phones", "George Lucas director of Star Wars", "The fast 5 things overheard at the wedding of Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher", "If the next Harry Potter movie was directed by:", "The hardcore gamer's psalm", "Stupid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Fundalini Foto News: MTV goes south for
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Ray Alma Author: Kevin Pope Author: Leonardo Rodriguez Author: P.C. Vey Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Rich Powell Author: Grey Blackwell Author: Mark Cantrell Author: Tom Nick Cocotos Author: Huw Evans Author: Ross Garmil Author: Timothy Shamey
Page: 8
Harry Plodder has gotta retire
Department: They're off to be the wizards
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 12
Everyday Pet-Peeves of second rate superheroes
Department: It's absurd...it's a pain!...It's...
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 18
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #15
7 periods closer to death: Homecoming dance FRI.
Department: Keep your eye on the rall
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 20
Monroe and... The mystery cream (Part one)
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 25
From the case files of Wanda Goldstein Flenkman: Animal Psychologist
Department: It's 'Splaining cats and dogs
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 38
Extreme Once-Over home repitition (Extreme Makeover Home Edition Parody)
Department: Building blockheads
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 50
Cents-Less coupons - Your money-saving circular
Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 55
One Fine Morning in the Windy City
Department: Trump Roast
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Scott Mendenhall
Page: 59