MAD Magazine #509

MAD Magazine #509 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
June 1st, 2011
The 50 worst things about Facebook
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Table of Contents

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Contents Page

Page: 1

Letters & Tomatoes

Page: 2

$#*! My Son Says

Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 5

The Fundalini Pages

  • Surprises to Watch For in the 2011 Baseball Season

    Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 6

  • Latest Classified Ads - power-wash / water damage

    Writer: Scott Maiko

    Page: 6

  • Angry Birds

    Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

    Page: 6

  • Leg of Lambert

    Artist, Writer: Jacob Lambert

    Page: 7

  • The Stupid Six - Reasons Keith Olbermann is No Longer on Countdown

    Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker

    Page: 7

  • Superhero Origins Gone Wrong!

    Artist, Writer: Kenny Keil

    Page: 7

  • Surprising Proposals in the NFL Labor Talks

    Artist: Chris Houghton Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 8

  • This Bland is Your Bland - Tragic Mole News

    Artist, Writer: Tom Bland

    Page: 8

  • Celebrity Cause of Death Betting Odds - Bill O'Reilly

    Artist: Sam Viviano

    Page: 8

  • Monkeys Are Always Funny

    Page: 8

  • Angrier Birds

    Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

    Page: 8

  • Ted Williams vs. Ted Williams

    Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 9

  • Gimme a Flake

    Artist, Writer: Emily Flake

    Page: 9

  • Reasons For That "Mature" ESRB Rating

    Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 9

  • Spotlight on American Universities - College of Generic State University

    Artist: Charles Akins Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 9

  • Signs You Haven't Actually Discovered a Lost Amazon Tribe

    Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

    Page: 10

  • Pull My Cheney

    Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

    Page: 10

  • What's Making John Boehner Cry This Week?

    Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Jeff Kruse

    Page: 10

  • Angriest Birds

    Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

    Page: 10

Mad Libyan

Page: 11

Muddled Family

Department: Relatives' Stupidity

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 12

Kanye West's Most Moronic Tweets

Department: Characters Flawed

Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Sam Sisco

Page: 18

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Page: 20

The Strip Club

A Letter From Taco Bull

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 25

Signs That Your Hypochondria Is Out of Control

Department: The Sick Sense

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 26

Planet TAD!!!!!

Department: In Blog we Trust

Writer: Tim Carvell Artist: Brian Durniak

Page: 28

Mad's Thor-oughly Stupid Thor Outtakes

Department: Beating a Dead Norse

Page: 30

Mad's 11 Little-Known, Practical, Real Life Uses for Ballet

Department: The Plie's The Thing

Artist: Jack Syracuse Writer: Mike Craig

Page: 32

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 34

Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline

Department: The Mad Vault Article From #180

Artist, Writer: Don Martin

Page: 36

Dancing with the Star Wars

Department: R2-D2-Step

Writer: Dave Croatto Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 39

Sheen it?

Page: 43

Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Marriage Counselor

Department: Split Happens

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Evan Dorkin Artist: Sarah Dyer

Page: 44

A Mad Look at Hoarders

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth

Page: 46

Similarities & Differences Between the Spider-Man Musical and the War in Afghanistan

Department: Theathres of the Absurd

Artist: Ward Sutton

Page: 50

The 50 Worst Things About Facebook

Department: Zuckerberg's Eye-View

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Masterman Writer: Jason Katzenstein Writer: Jason Salas Artist: Bob Staake

Page: 51

One Fine Day on Main Street

Department: Underage Thinking

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Michael Gallagher

Page: 56

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - Where did many young performers get their first big break?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee