MAD Magazine #347 
Editorial
- Cover Writer: Paul Peter Porges
- Cover Artist: C.F. Payne
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Why Kill Yourself?
Department: Subscription Advertisement
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Bob Jones
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #192
Mad Assesses the Field of Other "Potential" Presidential Contenders
Department: Behind the Nominate Ball
Writer: Barry Liebmann Artist: Rick Geary
Mad Visits This Year's Blahblahpaloser
Department: Generation Ecch
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Ray Alma
You Have No Chance of Winning an Olympic Medal If...
Department: The Odds must be crazy
Writer: John Caldwell Artist: Sandy Kossin
What if God Was One of Us?
Department: Almighty Fodder
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg
The Wonderful, Wonderful World of Computers
Department: DOS Entertainment
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin
Back Cover Inside: Who has the most to lose if kids are kept away from the web?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
