MAD Magazine #459

USA • 1st Edition - New York


MAD Magazine #459 • USA • 1st Edition - New York

Series: MAD Magazine

Company: E.C. Publications, Inc.

Publishing Date: November 2005

Cover: AAAAHHH!!! The holiday movies are coming!

Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Original price: $3.99

Pages: 61

Format: Magazine

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Contributors

Mark Fredrickson ... Cover Artist

Featured characters

Vin Diesel ... Actor
Curtis James "50 Cent" Jackson ... Musician
Naomi Watts ... Actor
Hilary Duff ... Actor

Table of Contents

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department:
Letters and Tomatoes
Page:
2

The Fundalini Pages: "Presciption fruf or Godzilla foe", The fast 5 the downsides of being Britney & Kevin's baby", Other secrets leaked to the press by white house advisor Karl Rove", "The puzzle Nook", The Kitchen Sink: Clebrity Reality Shows currently under development", "Forced Laughter", "Corrections", The cover we didn't use", "Innovative provisions of the new national hockey league agreemen

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Tom Bunk, Paul Coker, Jr., Dick DeBartolo, Drew Friedman, Al Jaffee, Ray Alma, Hermann Mejia, Rick Tulka, Jeff Kruse, Don Vaughan, Patrick Merrel, Nate Fakes, Jason Reich
Page:
8

MAD's inside scoop in this year's Stupidest Holiday Movies

Department:
Coming detractions
Contributors:
Desmond Devlin, Tom Richmond, Scott Maiko
Page:
12

The High-School Gentleman's Etiquette Guide for Dating Your Teacher

Department:
XXX-Tra curricular activities
Contributors:
Dennis Snee, Rick Geary
Page:
18

A MAD Look at Pizza

Department:
Serge-In General
Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés
Page:
20

In Blog we trust

Department:
Planet Tad!!!!!
Contributors:
Tim Carvell, AP/Wide World Photos, Brian Durniak
Page:
24

More MAD CD cover doodles

Department:
Deface the music
Contributors:
Russ Cooper
Page:
26

7 periods closer to death: PTA meeting cancelled

Department:
One for Rall and Rall for one
Contributors:
Ted Rall
Page:
28

Monroe and... Immigration

Department:
Angster's Paradise
Contributors:
Bill Wray, Anthony Barbieri
Page:
33

You may want to call off the 'face to Face' if...

Department:
Rotten meet
Contributors:
John Caldwell, Butch D'Ambrosio
Page:
37

MAD's all-inclusive do-it-yourself reality show press release

Department:
Funny in the blank
Contributors:
Frank Jacobs, Evan Dorkin
Page:
38

Spy vs. Spy

Department:
Joke and Dagger
Contributors:
Peter Kuper
Page:
40

MAD's horrendous holiday movie outtakes: Get rich or die tryin', King Kong, The Ringer, Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire

Department:
Deck the halls with boughs of Hollywood
Page:
42

The Strip Club: Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with special guests Bert & Ernie

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Keith Knight
Page:
45

The Strip Club: I'm with stupid

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Rich Moyer
Page:
45

The Strip Club: The Educa-fun page: Gravity

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Ruben Bolling
Page:
46

The Strip Club: The Hero Santon: Maximator

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Don Asmussen
Page:
47

The Strip Club: Rob, the evil backstabbing robot temp

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Corey Pandolph
Page:
47

The Strip Club: Pondering the really meaningful stuff

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Rob Harrell
Page:
48

C.S.OY:NY (CSI New York Parody)

Department:
D.N.A.-Holes
Contributors:
Mort Drucker, Arnie Kogen
Page:
54

Hottest Halloween costumes

Department:
For your disguise only
Contributors:
Scott Bricher, Dennis Snee
Page:
59

[No Title]

Department:
MAD Fold-In
Contributors:
Al Jaffee
Page:
61

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