MAD Magazine #267 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
Cover Variations
Table of Contents
Cover: In This Issue We Shoot Down Top Gun
Writer: John Ficarra Writer: Nick Meglin Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: Sara Fowler Artist: Richard Williams
Table of Contents
Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots
Letters and Tomatoes Department
Department: Letters and Tomatoes Department
Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots
Early One Morning at the Hospital
Department: Don Martin Department
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin
Mad's Practical Joke Catalogue For Courtrooms
Department: ...And Jest Is For All Department
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Al Jaffee
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At A Music Video
Department: Schlock Around the Rock Department
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike Snider
Mr. Jolly Rogers' Neighborhood Visits A Local Bank
Department: Better Dead Than Fred Department
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Larry Siegel
Horrifying Crime Cliches...
Department: Our Creature Presentation Department
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs
Mad's Fearless Forecast For the Upcoming TV Season
Department: E.S.P.-U Department
Artist: Bill Elder Artist: Harvey Kurtzman Writer: Barry Liebmann
The Three Mile Island Children's Zoo
Department: A View To A Spill Department
Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman
The Defense Contractors' Clearinghouse Catalog General Public Division
Department: Too Steep, Per ChanceTo Ream Department
Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: John Rios
The Advantages Of Being Dumped
Department: Paying Off Alone Department
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
Mad's Modern Day Tongue Twisters
Department: Better Read Than Said Department
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: David Ames
Those Ridiculous Little Things TV Commercials Say!
Department: Shuns Of Pitches Department
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch
Future 'Special Editions' of Trivial Pursuit
Department: The Lame of the Game Department
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: Elizabeth White
Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
Department: Don Martin Department
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin
Grabme & Spacey
Department: Officers In Dis-Dress Department
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres
Early One Evening in Las Vegas
Department: Don Martin Department
Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin
Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Back Cover Inside: How Can Devastating Floods of Gunk and Filth Be Stopped?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Schmuck on Board!
Writer: Charlie Kadau
