MAD Magazine #267

Cover: In This Issue We Shoot Down Top Gun

Writer: John Ficarra Writer: Nick Meglin Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: Sara Fowler Artist: Richard Williams

Table of Contents

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Letters and Tomatoes Department

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Top Gunk

Department: Naval Air Farce

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Stan Hart

Early One Morning at the Hospital

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Mad's Practical Joke Catalogue For Courtrooms

Department: ...And Jest Is For All

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Al Jaffee

A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At A Music Video

Department: Schlock Around the Rock

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike Snider

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Antonio Prohias

Mr. Jolly Rogers' Neighborhood Visits A Local Bank

Department: Better Dead Than Fred

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Larry Siegel

Horrifying Crime Cliches...

Department: Our Creature Presentation

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs

Mad's Fearless Forecast For the Upcoming TV Season

Department: E.S.P.-U

Artist: Bill Elder Artist: Harvey Kurtzman Writer: Barry Liebmann

The Three Mile Island Children's Zoo

Department: A View To A Spill

Artist, Writer: Thomas Hachtman

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The Defense Contractors' Clearinghouse Catalog General Public Division

Department: Too Steep, Per ChanceTo Ream

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: John Rios

The Advantages Of Being Dumped

Department: Paying Off Alone

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Mad's Modern Day Tongue Twisters

Department: Better Read Than Said

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: David Ames

Head Trip

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Those Ridiculous Little Things TV Commercials Say!

Department: Shuns Of Pitches

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Tom Koch

Future 'Special Editions' of Trivial Pursuit

Department: The Lame of the Game

Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: Elizabeth White

Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Grabme & Spacey

Department: Officers In Dis-Dress

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Early One Evening in Las Vegas

Department: Don Martin

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Don Martin

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: How Can Devastating Floods of Gunk and Filth Be Stopped?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Schmuck on Board!

Writer: Charlie Kadau