Editorial
- Editor: John Ficarra
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "The disadvantages of Polygamy", "Billy Mays Infomercials", "Vey to go!", The fast 5 rejected Baseball Promotional Days", "The NFL's Ref Report", "Phrases that sound like they're from the bible - but aren't", "Robots in disguise", "The Long Shot", "What if there was a five-day waiting period to buy pants?", "The O'Reilly Spin vs. The Olbermann Spin"
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Tom Bunk Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Scott Nickel Author: Scott Bricher Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Leonardo Rodriguez Author: Rick Tulka Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Bob Staake Author: Matthew A. Cohen Author: Dan Long Author: Darren Johnson
Page: 6
Dr.Seuss for the Digital Age
Department: Clicks are for kids
Artist: Gary Hallgreen Writer: Darren Johnson
Page: 14
The Pros and Cons of Working at Home!
Department: Domicile Maniacs
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 16
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #15
Now that anyone can become a celebrity...
Department: When you dis upon a star
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 18
Things we'd like to see at this year's political conventions
Department: Behind the nominate ball
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 23
What's being thaught at other Corporate Colleges
Department: Hire Learning
Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Scott Maiko Writer: John Samony
Page: 26
Guide to proper Paparazzi Etiquette
Department: Getting their shoot together
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 28
Monroe and... Teen Obesity
Department: Angster's Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler Colorist: Carl Peterson
Page: 33
The Strip Club: It only hurts when I laugh
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Christopher Baldwin
Page: 37
The Strip Club: The legendary deliveries of Pete Zahn
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: John Kovaleski
Page: 38
The Strip Club: The Machine that travels through time
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Joey Alison Sayers
Page: 39
MAD's helpful Guide to The Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian
Department: B.S. Lewis
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 41