Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People", "Biiterman", "Saddam Sez", "The DaVinci Cold", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Confusing Road Signs", "First draft excerpts from james Frey's "A million little pieces" that even his publisher thought were too loopy to print", "Stuff about The DaVinci Code that christians should be protesting", "Undeniable proof that President Bush was lying when he said
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Irving Schild Author: Scott Bricher Author: Hermann Mejia Author: John Caldwell Author: Rick Tulka Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Michael Gallagher Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Sam Sisco Author: Brian McConnachie Author: Paul Tinelli
Page: 6
Other hidden messages in the last supper
Department: Waiter, my dinner is code
Writer: Scott Maiko Artist: Leonardo DaVinci
Page: 10
The MAD world of... Sports
Department: You compete me
Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg
Page: 12
7 periods closer to death: Board Vote 5-4
Department: Take me out to the Rall game
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 30
America's least favorite Prom Themes
Department: Dance, dance devolution
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 31
Having Gay Parents - The advantages & the disadvantages
Department: Queer as Folks
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Barry Liebmann
Page: 34
You can write the next American Idol single!
Department: Slinging a different tune
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 47
Overheard at Anna Nicole Smith's Supreme Court Case
Department: Here come da jugs
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 52