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MAD Magazine #363November 1997
- Little Known Windoes 95 "Tips of the Day" (Writer with Gerry Gersten)
Department: It's a Boot Point
MAD Magazine #366February 1998
- Approaches to Avoid When Your Child's Pet Dies (Writer with Leslie Sternbergh)
Department: Animal Rites
MAD Magazine #370June 1998
- Obscure North American Soccer League 1998-1999 Preview (Writer with Tom Bunk, Grey Blackwell)
Department: There's a Soccer born every Minute
MAD Magazine #378February 1999
- Back Cover: Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers (Artist with Desmond Devlin)
MAD Magazine #381May 1999
- Ad parody: ‘Introducing Gravel Vista Gardens’ (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Unreal Estate
MAD Magazine #382June 1999
- Jalopy Shopper -- Your Totaled Transportation Tabloid (Writer with Irving Schild)
- The Female Basketball Association 1999 Preview (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr., Grey Blackwell)
Department: Babes in Boyland
MAD Magazine #389January 2000
- 12. Monica Tells All - "Phrases That We Knew Would Never Appear in Monica Lewinski's Autobiography" (Writer with Irving Schild)
MAD Magazine #390February 2000
- Spot Your Parents! - How your parents reacted when you asked about sex for the first time (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: The Traits of Wrath
MAD Magazine #391March 2000
- Magic 8-Ball Answers for the New Millennium (Writer with Lisa Haney)
Department: Fortune Smellers - Spot Your Parents! - How your parents reacted when you blew the big game (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: The Traits of Wrath
MAD Magazine #394June 2000
- Bumper Stickers That Reflect Real School Life (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Topical gags
MAD Magazine #429May 2003
- New SpongeBob SquarePants Characters for the Upcoming Season (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Our Sea Creature Presentation Part 2
MAD Magazine #430June 2003
- Ad parody: LoJerk Stolen Vehicle Recovery System (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
MAD Magazine #432August 2003
- MAD’s Photo Personals Gallery: The Man (Writer with Irving Schild)
Department: The Singles Seen
MAD Magazine #435November 2003
- Unintented Bumper Messages (Writer with Irving Schild)
Department: Sticker Schlock
MAD Magazine #439March 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "9 questions we'd like to ask Saddam Hussein", "The cover we didn't use", "Bitterman", Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Jessica Simpson", "VideoGame Corner", "The Godfrey Report", Monkey are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to winter frolic", "Oscar by the numbers", "The fast 5 - The 5 darkest secrets dicovered in Rush Limbaugh's medical records", "Gangsta Rapper (Author with Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Bill Wray, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Arie Kaplan, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Evan Dorkin, Tom Nick Cocotos, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #440April 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "MAD's exclusive Transcript of Britney Spears' and Jason Alexander's Wedding Vows", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Television", Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Simon Cowell", "Videogame Corner", "The godfrey Report", Going to the Caldwell once too often", "Graphic Novel Review: Te-Di-Um!", "What's Pete Rose Betting on this month?", "The Martha S (Author with John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Barry Liebmann, Tom Nick Cocotos, Jack Syracuse, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Tom Bunk, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Mike Snider, Gary Hallgreen, Kevin Pope, Scott Maiko, Dick DeBartolo, Evan Dorkin, Carolyn Abram)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #441May 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: Ashton Kutcher", "Betssellers cut down to size: Pete Rose", "Puppy Placers", "The Godfrey Report", "Bitterman", "New socially acceptable stereotypes", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to culture", "What Alex Rodriguez is thinking since he joined the Yankees", "Pull my Cheney", The Cover we didn't use", The Puzzle Nook", "Graphic Novel Review: The (Author with Patrick Merrel, Charles Akins, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Mike Snider, Ray Alma, Amanda Conner, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Tom Bunk, Garth Gerhart, Arie Kaplan, Al Jaffee, Tom Nick Cocotos, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Don Vaughan, Drew Friedman)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #442June 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "What's Pete Rose betting on this month?", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to helping other", "Things overheard outside the Martha Stewart Trial Jury Room", "Monkeys are always funny", "William Hung's glorious music career - a look ahead", "Video Game Review: Fileder's Choice '04", "Yankees shock sox again: Acquire Ted Williams' Head", "Superheroes when their mothers are around", "Pe (Author with John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Evan Dorkin, Brian Frazer, Irving Schild, Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Desmond Devlin, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Styne, Jack Syracuse, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Scott Maiko, Russ Cooper, Mike Snider, Ray Alma, Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - If corporate "Mission Statements" told the truth (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Creed it and weep
MAD Magazine #443July 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Move over Oprah! It's Condoleezza Rice's Book Reviews!", "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: The Olsen Twins", "What people earn", "California Court gives blessing to controversial bout", "Freakshow Face-Off", Pull my Cheney", The Puzzle Nook", Bitterman", "Video Game News Ticker", Graphic Novel Review: Furry Funland", American Idol rejected theme weeks", "Mama-Mafia" (Author with Desmond Devlin, Joe Raiola, Charles Akins, Sam Sisco, Patrick Merrel, Charlie Kadau, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Tom Cheney)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #444August 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Initial steps by the US Government to improve conditions at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison", "If Peter Parker had been bitten by other radioactive creatures", "Personal ad of the month", "Bitterman", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Paris Hilton", "Graphic Novel Review: The Incredi-man", "New Technology culled from downed alie (Author with Tom Bunk, Tom Cheney, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Garth Gerhart, Don Edwing, Patrick Merrel, Gary Hallgreen, P.C. Vey, Steve Rosso, Desmond Devlin, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "If the political convention was produced by MTV", "Dreamworks SKG", "The fast 5 fun facts about J.Lo's marriage to Marc Anthony", "Monkeys are always funny", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tony Hawk", "The Cover we didn't use", "Rejected Applicants from ABC's Extreme Makeover", "Climaxes to really Lame Urban Legends", "Bitterman", "Fun with John Paul & George", "Geor (Author with Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell, Sam Sisco, Nathan Fox, Jack Syracuse, Garth Gerhart, P.C. Vey, Mike Snider, Ray Alma, Steve Rosso, Leonardo Rodriguez, Evan Dorkin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Greek Gods of the 2004 Olympics (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Doctored Zeus
MAD Magazine #446October 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Saddam on Trial", "Things you'll never hear on ESPA", "Melvin & Jenkin's guide to technology", "Mama-Mafia", "Same Sex Weddings", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Michael Moore", "New Reality Shows currently in development at Fox TV", "The puzzle nook", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "Pull my cheney", "Bitterman", Video game Newsticker" (Author with Don Edwing, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Patrick Merrel, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, David Shayne, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Charlie Kadau, Kevin Pope, Tom Cheney, Josh Eiserike)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #447November 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini Foto News: Lance Armstrong wins 6th Tour de France", "Pope Fiction", "Save $50 on a set of four BF Goodyear Tires", "Conventional wisdom says... When in Fact..", "Internet Banner ads you shouldn't click on", "Titles George Lucas considered for the next Star Wars Movie", "Bonus DVD features we'd like to see: Fahrenheit 9/11", "Celebrity cause-of.death betting odds: T (Author with Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Matthew A. Cohen, Patrick Merrel, Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert, Mike Snider, Dick DeBartolo, Charlie Kadau, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart, Dennis Wunderlin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #448December 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "The cover we didn't use", "The Godfrey Report", Bitterman", "Learning about Homeland Security threat levels has never been easier...or more delicious!, "Highly specialized Hallmark cards for niche Markets", "Suggested Phrases for the new talking Donald Trump Doll", "This year's 25 worst selling holiday gifts", "The magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", (Author with Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Charles Akins, Michael Gallagher, Jerry Ordway, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Patrick Merrel, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: "The cover we didn't use", "The Godfrey Report", Bitterman", "Learning about Homeland Security threat levels has never been easier...or more delicious!, "Highly specialized Hallmark cards for niche Markets", "Suggested Phrases for the new talking Donald Trump Doll", "This year's 25 worst selling holiday gifts", "The magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", (Author with Scott Maiko, Dick DeBartolo, Patrick Merrel, Jacob Lambert, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Charles Akins, Michael Gallagher, Desmond Devlin, Jerry Ordway, Scott Bricher)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH (Author with Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Scott Bricher, David Shayne, Garth Gerhart, Tom Bunk, Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Patrick Merrel, Carolyn Abram, Joe Raiola, Hermann Mejia)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #450February 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Terrel Owens", "Bitterman", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", "Pull my cheney", Patent of the month", "Fundalini Foto News: Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction", "Celebrity new year's resolutions that have already been broken", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to hospital visits", "Little know (Author with Charles Akins, Garth Gerhart, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Evan Dorkin, Patrick Merrel, Dick DeBartolo, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Barry Liebmann, Mike Snider, Al Jaffee)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Lines cut from George W.Bush's 2005 Inauguration speech (Writer with Sam Sisco)
Department: Address Code
MAD Magazine #451March 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "New Druf warning labels we'd like to see", "Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap", "Bitterman", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to ecology", "Pull my Cheney", "The cover we didn't use", "Contable Angus Saucington", "The Godfrey Report", "Important Information for all users of Windows XP", "Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Graphic Novel Revi (Author with Tom Cheney, Don Edwing, Gary Hallgreen, Barry Liebmann, Patrick Merrel, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Dick DeBartolo, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider, Ray Alma, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #452April 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini Foto News: The presidents unite for disaster relief", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Jon Stewart", Acceptable/Unacceptable April Fool's pranks", "Be Artest - sung to the tune of 'be our guest'", "The Seinfeld curse collection", "Bitterman", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "The fast 5 little-known clauses in the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston Divorce (Author with Jack Syracuse, P.C. Vey, Scott Maiko, Mike Snider, Charles Akins, Garth Gerhart, Scott Bricher, Michael Gallagher, Brian Young)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #453May 2005
- The 25 least powerful people in sports (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: Plays of the weak - 13 things you never want to hear from a computer tech support guy (Writer with Peter Bagge)
Department: Help is on the wane
MAD Magazine #455July 2005
- Americans who just missed becoming pope (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: He's not a papal person
MAD Magazine #456August 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "What I'm watching", "The progress of electronic communication in America", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Mr. Britney Spears", "Animal Housed", "The Clint Howard collection", "Winners at the 2005 Video game Awards", "The Godfrey Report", "Signs that your teammate may be on steroids", "The cover we didn't use", "The Fundalini Comedy Spotlight", "Britney and Kevin: The (Author with Scott Bricher, Garth Gerhart, Don Edwing, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse, Alan Roberts, Gary Hallgreen, Desmond Devlin, Dennis Snee, Ray Alma, Scott Mendenhall, Kevin Pope, Paul Coker, Jr., Darren Johnson, Drew Friedman, Timothy Shamey)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
- Pre-movie screens we'd like to see (Writer with Al Jaffee)
Department: Coming Detractions
MAD Magazine #458October 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "A cable news director's guide to Sorta Newsworthy vs. Very Newsworthy", "A decade by decade gift pyramide for guys", "Desperate new army enticements to get more people to enlist", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a Punchline", "Bitterman", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Lindsay Lohan", "The Godfrey Report", "The puzzle Nook", "The president's dog", "On Newsstand now: Nuns (Author with Garth Gerhart, Peter Kuper, Patrick Merrel, Scott Bricher, Ed Steckley, John Caldwell, Dick DeBartolo, Scott Maiko, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse, John Pound, Charles Akins, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Jacob Lambert, L.P. Ferrante, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #459November 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Presciption fruf or Godzilla foe", The fast 5 the downsides of being Britney & Kevin's baby", Other secrets leaked to the press by white house advisor Karl Rove", "The puzzle Nook", The Kitchen Sink: Clebrity Reality Shows currently under development", "Forced Laughter", "Corrections", The cover we didn't use", "Innovative provisions of the new national hockey league agreemen (Author with Ray Alma, Nate Fakes, Dick DeBartolo, Rick Tulka, Patrick Merrel, Paul Coker, Jr., Al Jaffee, Hermann Mejia, Don Vaughan, Jason Reich, Tom Bunk, Drew Friedman)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #461January 2006
- The 25 worst things about christmas (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Yule be sorry - 1. Hurricane Katrina: The Bush league response (Writer with Doug Holgate)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
MAD Magazine #462February 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Melvin & Jenkins guide to charity work", "12 ways to know you're flying on a bankrupt airline", "The fast 5 phrases you'll never hear on an infomercial", "King Klutz", "Biiterman", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Vey to go!", "How the Bush Administration would handle an attack by King Kong", "The Anne Geddes 2006 Dick Cheney Calendar", "Coming in 2046 - The 12,465th chapter of R. Kelly' (Author with Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Emily Flake, Tamara Federici, Paul Coker, Jr., Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Jim Mahfood, Desmond Devlin, Paul Gilligan, Kevin Pope, Brian McConnachie, Nate Fakes, Dick DeBartolo)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The good points and bad points of the new NBA dress code (Writer with Tom Richmond, Nate Fakes)
Department: He suits, he scores! - American Idol also rans: Where are they Now? (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Rejects Education
MAD Magazine #463March 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Unexpected Entries in the presidential line of succession", "The Godfrey Report", "iPod thoughts", Titles Hollywood is considering for a King Kong sequel", "Duck Droppings", Spoiled Bratton", "Tabloid celebrity combo names yet to come", "Grammar Roundup", "Pull my Cheney", "Melvin & jenkins guide to a day at the zoo", "Key prosecution exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial" (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Scott Bricher, Tom Cheney, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Doug Bratton, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Jeff Katz)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #466June 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Stupid Hobbies of Stupid People", "Biiterman", "Saddam Sez", "The DaVinci Cold", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "Confusing Road Signs", "First draft excerpts from james Frey's "A million little pieces" that even his publisher thought were too loopy to print", "Stuff about The DaVinci Code that christians should be protesting", "Undeniable proof that President Bush was lying when he said (Author with Rick Tulka, Michael Gallagher, Brian McConnachie, Irving Schild, John Caldwell, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Sam Sisco, Jacob Lambert, Hermann Mejia, Garth Gerhart, Paul Tinelli, Scott Bricher)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Overheard at Anna Nicole Smith's Supreme Court Case (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Here come da jugs
MAD Magazine #467July 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney" (Author with Doug Bratton, Charlie Kadau, David Shayne, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The FDA's guide to the best & worst choices in fast food (Writer with Irving Schild)
Department: Why don't you go to health? - Resolutions in congress you may not know about (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Jagged little bills - The sights and sounds of the 2006 World Cup (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: A-HOOOOOOOOLES!
MAD Magazine #468August 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Declining standards of the U.S.Army", "Monkeys are always funny", "The fast 5 worst selling Victorias Secret lingerie", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to medical marijuana", "DVD Special features that only a complete moron would cklick on", "Wakipedia", "Preliminary findings from George Mitchells probe of major league baseball...", "The Godfrey Report", "Vey to go!", "Create your ve (Author with Stan Sinberg, Kit Lively, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Adam Rust, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Jacob Lambert, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Phrases we swear we heard on an infomercial (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: The wrath of con
MAD Magazine #470October 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M (Author with Kiernan P. Schmitt, Rich Powell, P.C. Vey, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Patrick Merrel, Adam Zyglis, Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Ryan, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #471November 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Problems that arise every Halloween", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to online music", "Good News coming out of Iraq which the media is not covering...", "Le Lievre and let die", "The Godfrey Report", "The fast 5 least popular brochures at your doctors office", "Bitterman", "Have you considered a career as a chronic complainer?", "Paint like the Masters: Norman Rockwell (First in a (Author with Scott Maiko, Desmond Devlin, Adam Rust, John Caldwell, Frank Santopadre, Hermann Mejia, Steve Smallwood, Garth Gerhart, Angelo Torres, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Meldalini Pages; "The amazing racist", "Mel Gibsons Drink and Say", "Saddam Sez", "The Cover we did not use", "Mel Gibsons Apology", "One Afternoon on Pacific Coast Highway" (Author with Charles Akins, Tom Richmond, Scott Maiko, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Do the Reich thing - The 18 worst things about Halloween (Writer with Peter Bagge)
Department: Mocktober 31st - Honest campaign slogans we do like to see (Writer)
Department: Motto Y Motto
MAD Magazine #472December 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re (Author with Scott Bricher, Dick DeBartolo, Darren Johnson, Jack Syracuse, Angelo Torres, Rick Tulka, Matthew A. Cohen, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Desmond Devlin, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Tom Cheney)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #473January 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman" (Author with Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Dick DeBartolo, Nicholas Michael Ferry IV, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Adam Rust, Charles Akins, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 10. Floyd Landis - Pedaling Dope (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos, Scott Bricher, Harrison Greenbaum)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
MAD Magazine #474February 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Worst Skee-Ball Ticket prizes ever", "Fundalini Celebrity Portrait Series #1: The KKKramer", "The Godfrey report", "The 5 fast 5s", "Vey to go!", "Monkeys are always funny", "Rush Limbaughs thoughts on other celebrities who are suffering", "Paint like the masters: Andy Warhol", Graphic Novel Review" (Author with Todd Eisner, Desmond Devlin, P.C. Vey, Glen LeLievre, Dick DeBartolo, Rick Tulka, Adam Rust, Benjamin Schultz, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - War cliches: Completing the sentences (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Rebels without a cause
MAD Magazine #475March 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Saddam sez", "Duck Droppings", The Cover we did not use", "Letter of recommendation for a forgettable student", "Fun animal Facts", "Math roundup", "Paint like the masters: Pablo Picasso", "When sexual content is added to all video games", "Bitterman" (Author with Ray Alma, Garth Gerhart, Don Edwing, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Francis Mao, Desmond Devlin, Adam Rust, Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Refrigerator art reviews by Buffy Brindle, Ph.D. (Writer with Irving Schild)
Department: The Kids and the scrawl
MAD Magazine #476April 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Barack Obama", "Cover we did not use", "Thoughts going through Daniel "Harry Potter" Radcliffes Mind during his nude scene in Equus", "Barrel O Harrell", "The fast 5 things the democrats accomplishes in their first 100 hours", "Secrets of advertising icons revealed!", "Pull my Cheney", "Fundalini goes to the golden globes" (Author with Sarah Dyer, Rob Harrell, Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Benjamin Schultz, Paul Coker, Jr., John Caldwell, Todd Eisner, Tom Cheney, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #477May 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Booy Scout Merit Badges for the 21st century", "Britney Spears Publicity Stunts that would really get our attention...", "Fundalini Foto News: Fundalini goes to the Grammys", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Senator John McCain", "Spoiled Bratton", "Castro comments", "The fast 5 reasons to upgrade to the new Microsoft Windows Vista OS", "Fundalini Foto News: Fundalini go (Author with Frank Santopadre, Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Paul Coker, Jr., Charles Akins, Doug Bratton, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #478June 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Spider-Man 3 Mechandise to avois!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: Hillary Clinton", "How Newspapers can regain readership", "The godfrey report", "Lelievre and let live", "The Yungbluth & The Restless", "Selected Highlights from Al Gores Testimony in front of congress", "Kentucky Fried Taco Hut", " Melvin & Jenkins", "Products inspired by current events", "Comic Book (Author with Irving Schild, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Darren Johnson, Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins, Jason Yungbluth, Desmond Devlin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 10 ways to liven up the national spelling bie (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Alphabet Poop
MAD Magazine #479July 2007
- The Fundalini Pages (Author with Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Ty Templeton, Matthew A. Cohen, Dick DeBartolo, Sam Sisco, Rick Tulka, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Russ Cooper, Noel Rappin, Charles Akins)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Rejected Star Wars Stamps (Writer with Mark Stutzman)
Department: Philately Portman
MAD Magazine #480August 2007
- The Fundalini Pages (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Leonardo Rodriguez, John Crowther, Irving Schild, Bob Staake, Eric Scott, Paul Coker, Jr., Jack Syracuse, Kiernan P. Schmitt, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Jacob Lambert, Steve Rosso, Scott Bricher)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #481September 2007
- The Fundalini Pages; "Where your IPhone $$$$ goes", "Duck Droppings", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a punchline", "Fundalini asks What if...", "The godfrey report", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Paint like the Masters", "Castro comments", "Tierra del Feggo", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: John Edwards", "Other bad animal employment opportunities", "Little green Army men theatre" (Author with Kevin Pope, Adam Rust, Feggo, Don Edwing, Eric Scott, Laura Howell, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The MAD guide for public speakers, Volume one: Phrases to absolutely avoid when delivering a eulogy (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Deceased and Desist
MAD Magazine #482October 2007
- The Fundalini Pages: "The fast 5 signs that there's definitely something shady with NBA officiating...", "Fundalini asks "What if...?"", "Sock Puppet Theater - The trapeze tragedy", "An ad we'll soon be seeing", "The kitchen sink - TV shows rumored to be in the works", "Other secrets revealed by the D.C. Madam", "Vey to go!, "Graphic Novel Review - The complete Chris Ware pain-thology", "Quimby th (Author with Paul Coker, Jr., Irving Schild, Paul Gilligan, P.C. Vey, Desmond Devlin, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Hermann Mejia, Steve Smallwood)
Department: RANDOM ACTS OF MINDLESS - MAD's 50 Worst Things about Advertising (Writer with Scott Maiko)
Department: SELL-SHOCKED - Questions We'd love to See the Media Ask Presidential Candidates (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: THIRD DEGREE BURNED
MAD Magazine #483November 2007
- The Fundalini Pages: "Bad Newz Kennels", "Little-Known provisions in the 2007 immigration bill", "The fast 5 amazing facts about Jenna Bushs new book", "The Zombie Food Pyramid", Duck Droppings", "Movie Screw-Ups", "What if books were printed on deli meats?", "The Godfrey Report", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates", "Rejected ultimate fighting championship slogans", "The Yungbluth & The Restles (Author with Jacob Lambert, Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Benjamin Schultz, Don Edwing, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Todd Eisner, Sergio Aragonés, Jack Syracuse, Jason Yungbluth, Michael Slack)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #485January 2008
- 1. Michael Vick's Bad News Kennel (Writer with Mark Fredrickson)
Department: The MAD 20 The Dumbest, People, Events, and Things of 2007!
MAD Magazine #486February 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Things you don't want to hear from a High School Guidance Counselor", "Better Endings to Fairy Tales than Happily ever after", The 3 biggest lies in Video Games", Least E-Mailed Articles", "Only a Hardcore cable news junkie...", "Modern Heart Pendants", "Meet the '08 presidential candidates: Dennis Kucinich", "Vey to go!", "Fundalini goes to the white house", The Godfrey Repo (Author with Peter Bagge, Scott Bricher, P.C. Vey, Sumukh Torgalkar, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Darren Johnson, Jacob Lambert, Tom Bunk, Charles Akins)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #487March 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "The George Mitchell Steroid Press Conference", "Paint like the Masters: Leonardo DaVinci", "Bitterman", "Meet the 08 Presidential candidates: Mike Huckabee", "Rejected Catchphrases from Rambo", "Castro comments", "Lesser-known strikes in the Entertainment Industry...", "Shocking Revelations George Mitchell left out of his Report on Steroids in Baseball", The fast 5 Fun-Soundi (Author with Adam Rust, Jacob Lambert, Greg Leitman, John Caldwell, Sam Sisco, Sarah Dyer, Charles Akins, Garth Gerhart, Evan Dorkin, Jack Syracuse, Ryan Pagelow)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Extremist Makeover Politician Edition (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: About a quote low
MAD Magazine #488April 2008
- Meet the new Staff of MAD (Writer with Tom Richmond)
Department: Sub-Human Resources - The Fundalini Pages: "False Ape-Spectations", "Chuckles & Jo-Jo's guide to communication", "Other Magazines already taken over by Monkeys", "Pull my Cheney", "Top Weekend Movie Box Office", "Bittermonkey", "Graphic Novel Review: The Opposable Baboonsbury" (Author with Jacob Chabot, Garth Gerhart, Desmond Devlin, Charles Akins, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Tom Cheney, Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #489May 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Castro comments", "Less popular conspiracy Theories", "Fundalini asks: What if Barack Obama were a Zombie", "Least-listed items on the average american's "Bucket List", "Defenses to use then you're sued by the Music Industry for illegal downloading", "Highlights from the Pope's visit to Yankee Satium", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Pet Care", "The fast 5 easter candies still le (Author with Peter Bagge, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre, Desmond Devlin, Hermann Mejia, Garth Gerhart, Tom Bunk, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Other Kids Book Secrets Revealed Now that dumbledore has been outed (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
Department: Crass of Characters - Things we'll probably overhear at the upcoming Barry Bonds trial... (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: A Poke in the Lie
MAD Magazine #490July 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Lines cut from the candidates' convention speeches", "Randy's Dandy Toon Time", "Teen Car Laws that should be enacted", "The swift 6 innovative ways MAD Magazine is going 'green'", "Fast Food Motto or Jenna Jameson Movie Title?", "Wartime Birds closely related to the Chickenhawk", "Diet Tips from Fat Steve", "Solution to last month's 'mini-Mystery'", "Most despised Disney Dal (Author with Bob Staake, Dick DeBartolo, Evan Dorkin, Randy McIlwane, Darren Johnson, Paul Coker, Jr., Ward Sutton, Rick Tulka, Garth Gerhart, Jacob Lambert, Sarah Dyer)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #491July 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "The disadvantages of Polygamy", "Billy Mays Infomercials", "Vey to go!", The fast 5 rejected Baseball Promotional Days", "The NFL's Ref Report", "Phrases that sound like they're from the bible - but aren't", "Robots in disguise", "The Long Shot", "What if there was a five-day waiting period to buy pants?", "The O'Reilly Spin vs. The Olbermann Spin" (Author with Tom Bunk, Scott Nickel, Matthew A. Cohen, Kevin Pope, P.C. Vey, Dick DeBartolo, Bob Staake, John Caldwell, Darren Johnson, Rick Tulka, Paul Coker, Jr., Kiernan P. Schmitt, Scott Bricher, Leonardo Rodriguez, Dan Long)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #492August 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: 'Are you a celebrity or are you a celebutard?', ' Things Hillary Clinton supporters can be happy about', 'The Godfrey Report', 'Solution to last month's "Mini-Mytery"', 'Fundalini presents excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups A clueless, anal-retentive guide to cinema', 'The fast 5 ways that you can protest China's human rights violations', 'Melvin & Jenkins' guide to ballpark', 'Le (Author with Darren Johnson, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Barry Liebmann, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Dave Hanson, Scott Nickel, Hermann Mejia)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #494October 2008
- MAD's 50 worst things about the Internet (Writer with Leonardo Rodriguez, Evan Dorkin, Charlie Kadau, Jose Garibaldi, Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Sarah Dyer)
Department: Web slights - Up-and-coming Mixed Martial Arts Fighters (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Monsters Brawl
MAD Magazine #495November 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Questions you may hear during the vice presidential debates", "Fundalini Voter Guide to third party candidates", "The real reasons Harry Potter and the half blood prince was delayed", "Least popular halloween costumes of 2008", "Biiterman", "Pull my Cheney", "Advantages and disadvantages of High Def TV", "Outtakes from John Edward's Nightline Interview" (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Tom Cheney, Tom Bunk, Scott Bricher, Sam Sisco, Desmond Devlin, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #496December 2008
- The Fundalini Pages: "Sign your Dad loves football more than your family", "When the going gets duff", "Control-Alt-Delete scenes from the Seinfeld Mircrosoft ads", "Least E-Mailed Articles", "Before and after Grocery Products", "The fast 5 wacky american laws", "Sutton for punishment", Solution to last month's Mini-Mystery", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Holiday Shopping", "Celebrity Cause-of-Death (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Darren Johnson, J.C. Duffy, Desmond Devlin, Charles Akins, Greg Benson, Tom Richmond, Rick Tulka, Ward Sutton)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: "Practical uses for your gas-guzzling SUVs", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Food myths you just shouldn't believe", "Vey to go!", "Where the $750 Billion government bailout funds are going", "Bitterman", "Signs your bank is in big trouble", "Video Game Review: Guitar Tech hero" (Author with Scott Bricher, Dave Croatto, P.C. Vey, Adam Rust, Dick DeBartolo, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Tom Bunk)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - It's a good brand name...and a bad brand name... (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: A new malign of products
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: "Positives Aspects of the Economic Meltdown", "Punchlines in search of Jokes!", Lelievre and let die", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Tyra Banks", "Ways to make sure you don't lose your job in these tough times!", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to cold symptons", "The Godfrey report", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mystery'" "Rejected Comic Strips", "Covers we didn't use" (Author with Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Darren Johnson, Tim Hamilton, Dick DeBartolo, Gary Hallgreen, Leonardo Rodriguez, Barry Liebmann, Dave Crosland)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD's 12 surefire tips for stand-up comics (Writer with Rick Tulka, Ryan Flanders)
Department: First aid for the joking victim - MAD exposes who's thinking what at the Obama inauguration (Writer with Dennis Snee, Jacob Lambert, Frank Santopadre, Desmond Devlin, Tom Richmond)
Department: Thought in the act
MAD Magazine #499April 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: "Eeerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama", "The Yungbluth and the Restless", "The fast 5 main duties of Obama's new chief technology officer", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to public transportation", "Stories reported by TMZ that were later retracted", "How George W. Bush will be perceived by various Americans", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mytery'", "The Su (Author with Jason Yungbluth, Marc Hempel, Ward Sutton, Garth Gerhart, Darren Johnson, Drew Friedman, Sarah Dyer, Barry Liebmann, Desmond Devlin, Evan Dorkin, Kevin Pope, Sam Sisco)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - Digital TV FAQs (Writer)
Department: A small-box epidemic
MAD Magazine #500June 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: The 8 brightsides of having octuplets (Writer with Liz Lomax)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: Other revelations in the upcoming book, A-Rod: The many lives of Alex Rodriguez (Writer with Scott Bricher)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: 100% True baseball factoids! (Writer with Jose Garibaldi)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: Superstitions from around the world (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: Star Trek closing credits you probably missed... (Writer with Evan Dorkin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - MAD issues 401-500 "Beginnings" (Author with P.C. Vey, Desmond Devlin, Anthony Barbieri, Al Jaffee, Tom Bunk, Angelo Torres, Brian Farrelly, Arnie Kogen, Mike Snider, Roberto Parada, Ray Alma, 3/Design Studios, Tom Richmond, Joe Raiola, Irving Schild, Dick DeBartolo, Rick Tulka, Scott Maiko, Drew Friedman, Sergio Aragonés, Kenny Byerly, Sam Sisco, Peter Bagge, Bill Wray, Scott Sonneborn, Arie Kaplan, Hermann Mejia, Charlie Kadau, Russ Cooper, Marc Hempel, Mark Fredrickson, Mort Drucker, Paul Coker, Jr., Josh Malinow, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Peter Kuper, Richard Williams, Sean Farrelly, Stan Sinberg, Timothy Shamey, Scott Bricher, Dave Croatto, John Caldwell, Jack Syracuse)
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
- The Fundalini Pages: A passed-over supreme court nominee (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: Should we be happy if Texas secedes? (Writer with Bob Staake)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: The expedious eight other ways playboy cutting costs (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #502January 2010
- The Fundalini Pages: The U.S. Auto Industry: An incomplete timeline (Writer with Bob Staake)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: Worst-selling 2010 calendars (Writer)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: Medical Myths you just shouldn't believe (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 5. Dick Cheney won't shut up - Veep Sh*t (Writer)
Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2009! - 6. Angry town hall meetings - Loud to be an American (Writer with Richard Williams)
Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2009! - 11. Bernie Madoff's Ponzi Scheme - The wrath of con (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2009!
MAD Magazine #548December 2017
- Results of a Recent Paranormal Beliefs Survey (Writer)
Department: The Fundalini Pages - Airline Controversies You May Have Missed (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: The Fundalini Pages - The Fast Five - Factoids You'll Never Hear During "Shark Week" (Writer with John Kerschbaum)
Department: The Fundalini Pages - Babies Rn't Us Registry (Writer with Mike Loew)
MAD Magazine #549February 2018
- A Breakdown of Trump's 30 Million Twitter Followers (Writer with Bob Staake)
Department: The Fundalini Pages - 9 Mike Pence Won't Dine Alone With a Woman and Eat Us Not Into Temptation (Writer with Robert Sikoryak)
Department: The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2017 - Clodco Wholesale (Writer with Mike Loew)








