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MAD Magazine • USA • New York
MAD Magazine #363November 1997
  • Little Known Windoes 95 "Tips of the Day" (Writer with Gerry Gersten)
    Department: It's a Boot Point Dept.
MAD Magazine #364December 1997
  • Ad parody: ‘Introducing Gravel Vista Gardens’ (Writer with George Woodbridge)
    Department: Unreal Estate
  • Bumper Stickers That Reflect Real School Life (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
    Department: Topical gags
  • New SpongeBob SquarePants Characters for the Upcoming Season (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
    Department: Our Sea Creature Presentation Department Part 2
  • Ad parody: LoJerk Stolen Vehicle Recovery System (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
  • MAD’s Photo Personals Gallery: The Man (Writer with Irving Schild)
    Department: The Singles Seen Department
MAD Magazine #435November 2003
  • Unintented Bumper Messages (Writer with Irving Schild)
    Department: Sticker Schlock
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
MAD Magazine #446October 2004
MAD Magazine #447November 2004
MAD Magazine #448December 2004
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
MAD Magazine #450February 2005
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini Foto News: The presidents unite for disaster relief", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Jon Stewart", Acceptable/Unacceptable April Fool's pranks", "Be Artest - sung to the tune of 'be our guest'", "The Seinfeld curse collection", "Bitterman", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "The fast 5 little-known clauses in the Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston Divorce (Author with Scott Maiko, Mike Snider, Scott Bricher, Garth Gerhart, Jack Syracuse, P.C. Vey, Michael Gallagher, Charles Akins, Brian Young)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The 25 least powerful people in sports (Writer with Kevin Pope)
    Department: Plays of the weak
  • 13 things you never want to hear from a computer tech support guy (Writer with Peter Bagge)
    Department: Help is on the wane
  • Americans who just missed becoming pope (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
    Department: He's not a papal person
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
  • Pre-movie screens we'd like to see (Writer with Al Jaffee)
    Department: Coming Detractions
MAD Magazine #458October 2005
MAD Magazine #459November 2005
MAD Magazine #461January 2006
  • The 25 worst things about christmas (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
    Department: Yule be sorry
  • 1. Hurricane Katrina: The Bush league response (Writer with Doug Holgate)
    Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest people, events and things of 2005!
MAD Magazine #462February 2006
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Unexpected Entries in the presidential line of succession", "The Godfrey Report", "iPod thoughts", Titles Hollywood is considering for a King Kong sequel", "Duck Droppings", Spoiled Bratton", "Tabloid celebrity combo names yet to come", "Grammar Roundup", "Pull my Cheney", "Melvin & jenkins guide to a day at the zoo", "Key prosecution exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial" (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Scott Maiko, Jeff Katz, Scott Bricher, Tom Cheney, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Doug Bratton, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney" (Author with Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert, Doug Bratton, Charlie Kadau, David Shayne, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The FDA's guide to the best & worst choices in fast food (Writer with Irving Schild)
    Department: Why don't you go to health?
  • Resolutions in congress you may not know about (Writer with Mort Drucker)
    Department: Jagged little bills
  • The sights and sounds of the 2006 World Cup (Writer with Tom Bunk)
    Department: A-HOOOOOOOOLES!
  • The Fundalini Pages; "Declining standards of the U.S.Army", "Monkeys are always funny", "The fast 5 worst selling Victorias Secret lingerie", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to medical marijuana", "DVD Special features that only a complete moron would cklick on", "Wakipedia", "Preliminary findings from George Mitchells probe of major league baseball...", "The Godfrey Report", "Vey to go!", "Create your ve (Author with John Caldwell, Jacob Lambert, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey, Stan Sinberg, Kit Lively, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Adam Rust, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • Phrases we swear we heard on an infomercial (Writer with Tom Bunk)
    Department: The wrath of con
MAD Magazine #470October 2006
MAD Magazine #471November 2006
  • The Fundalini Pages; "Problems that arise every Halloween", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to online music", "Good News coming out of Iraq which the media is not covering...", "Le Lievre and let die", "The Godfrey Report", "The fast 5 least popular brochures at your doctors office", "Bitterman", "Have you considered a career as a chronic complainer?", "Paint like the Masters: Norman Rockwell (First in a (Author with Adam Rust, John Caldwell, Frank Santopadre, Hermann Mejia, Steve Smallwood, Angelo Torres, Garth Gerhart, Glen LeLievre, Kevin Pope, Desmond Devlin, Scott Maiko)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The Meldalini Pages; "The amazing racist", "Mel Gibsons Drink and Say", "Saddam Sez", "The Cover we did not use", "Mel Gibsons Apology", "One Afternoon on Pacific Coast Highway" (Author with Tom Richmond, Scott Maiko, Jacob Lambert, Charles Akins)
    Department: Do the Reich thing
  • The 18 worst things about Halloween (Writer with Peter Bagge)
    Department: Mocktober 31st
  • Honest campaign slogans we do like to see (Writer)
    Department: Motto Y Motto
MAD Magazine #472December 2006
MAD Magazine #473January 2007
MAD Magazine #474February 2007
MAD Magazine #481September 2007
  • The Fundalini Pages; "Where your IPhone $$$$ goes", "Duck Droppings", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a punchline", "Fundalini asks What if...", "The godfrey report", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Paint like the Masters", "Castro comments", "Tierra del Feggo", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates: John Edwards", "Other bad animal employment opportunities", "Little green Army men theatre" (Author with Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Feggo, Don Edwing, Eric Scott, Adam Rust, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell, Rick Tulka, Laura Howell)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The MAD guide for public speakers, Volume one: Phrases to absolutely avoid when delivering a eulogy (Writer with Tom Bunk)
    Department: Deceased and Desist
MAD Magazine #482October 2007
  • The Fundalini Pages: "The fast 5 signs that there's definitely something shady with NBA officiating...", "Fundalini asks "What if...?"", "Sock Puppet Theater - The trapeze tragedy", "An ad we'll soon be seeing", "The kitchen sink - TV shows rumored to be in the works", "Other secrets revealed by the D.C. Madam", "Vey to go!, "Graphic Novel Review - The complete Chris Ware pain-thology", "Quimby th (Author with P.C. Vey, Desmond Devlin, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Hermann Mejia, Steve Smallwood, Paul Coker, Jr., Irving Schild, Paul Gilligan)
    Department: RANDOM ACTS OF MINDLESS
  • MAD's 50 Worst Things about Advertising (Writer with Scott Maiko)
    Department: SELL-SHOCKED
  • Questions We'd love to See the Media Ask Presidential Candidates (Writer with Mort Drucker)
    Department: THIRD DEGREE BURNED
MAD Magazine #483November 2007
MAD Magazine #485January 2008
  • 1. Michael Vick's Bad News Kennel (Writer with Mark Fredrickson)
    Department: The MAD 20 The Dumbest, People, Events, and Things of 2007!
MAD Magazine #486February 2008
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Castro comments", "Less popular conspiracy Theories", "Fundalini asks: What if Barack Obama were a Zombie", "Least-listed items on the average american's "Bucket List", "Defenses to use then you're sued by the Music Industry for illegal downloading", "Highlights from the Pope's visit to Yankee Satium", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Pet Care", "The fast 5 easter candies still le (Author with Hermann Mejia, Tom Bunk, Garth Gerhart, Jacob Lambert, Peter Bagge, Kevin Pope, Desmond Devlin, Glen LeLievre)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • Other Kids Book Secrets Revealed Now that dumbledore has been outed (Writer with Gary Hallgreen)
    Department: Crass of Characters
  • Things we'll probably overhear at the upcoming Barry Bonds trial... (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
    Department: A Poke in the Lie
MAD Magazine #494October 2008
MAD Magazine #495November 2008
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Questions you may hear during the vice presidential debates", "Fundalini Voter Guide to third party candidates", "The real reasons Harry Potter and the half blood prince was delayed", "Least popular halloween costumes of 2008", "Biiterman", "Pull my Cheney", "Advantages and disadvantages of High Def TV", "Outtakes from John Edward's Nightline Interview" (Author with Tom Cheney, Tom Bunk, Scott Bricher, Sam Sisco, Desmond Devlin, Garth Gerhart, Dick DeBartolo)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #496December 2008
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Practical uses for your gas-guzzling SUVs", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Food myths you just shouldn't believe", "Vey to go!", "Where the $750 Billion government bailout funds are going", "Bitterman", "Signs your bank is in big trouble", "Video Game Review: Guitar Tech hero" (Author with Tom Bunk, Scott Bricher, Dave Croatto, P.C. Vey, Adam Rust, Dick DeBartolo, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • It's a good brand name...and a bad brand name... (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
    Department: A new malign of products
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
  • The Fundalini Pages: A passed-over supreme court nominee (Writer with Rick Tulka)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The Fundalini Pages: Should we be happy if Texas secedes? (Writer with Bob Staake)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The Fundalini Pages: The expedious eight other ways playboy cutting costs (Writer with Drew Friedman)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #502January 2010
  • The Fundalini Pages: The U.S. Auto Industry: An incomplete timeline (Writer with Bob Staake)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The Fundalini Pages: Worst-selling 2010 calendars (Writer)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • The Fundalini Pages: Medical Myths you just shouldn't believe (Writer with Tom Bunk)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • 5. Dick Cheney won't shut up - Veep Sh*t (Writer)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2009!
  • 6. Angry town hall meetings - Loud to be an American (Writer with Richard Williams)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2009!
  • 11. Bernie Madoff's Ponzi Scheme - The wrath of con (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2009!
MAD Magazine #541October 2016
MAD Magazine #548December 2017
  • Results of a Recent Paranormal Beliefs Survey (Writer)
    Department: The Fundalini Pages
  • Airline Controversies You May Have Missed (Writer with Kevin Pope)
    Department: The Fundalini Pages
  • The Fast Five - Factoids You'll Never Hear During "Shark Week" (Writer with John Kerschbaum)
    Department: The Fundalini Pages
  • Babies Rn't Us Registry (Writer with Mike Loew)
MAD Magazine #549February 2018
  • A Breakdown of Trump's 30 Million Twitter Followers (Writer with Bob Staake)
    Department: The Fundalini Pages
  • 9 Mike Pence Won't Dine Alone With a Woman and Eat Us Not Into Temptation (Writer with Robert Sikoryak)
    Department: The Mad 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2017
  • Clodco Wholesale (Writer with Mike Loew)
  • Selected Observations From Random Autopsies (Writer with Tom Bunk)
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