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Contributions by Jeff Kruse

USA • MAD Magazine (New York)
MAD Magazine #363November 1997
  • Little Known Windoes 95 "Tips of the Day" (Writer with Gerry Gersten)
MAD Magazine #364December 1997
MAD Magazine #366February 1998
MAD Magazine #378February 1999
  • Back Cover: Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers (Artist with Desmond Devlin)
MAD Magazine #389January 2000
  • 12. Monica Tells All - "Phrases That We Knew Would Never Appear in Monica Lewinski's Autobiography" (Writer with Irving Schild)
MAD Magazine #390February 2000
  • Spot Your Parents! - How your parents reacted when you asked about sex for the first time (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Magic 8-Ball Answers for the New Millennium (Writer with Lisa Haney)
  • Spot Your Parents! - How your parents reacted when you blew the big game (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Bumper Stickers That Reflect Real School Life (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
MAD Magazine #398October 2000
  • Spot Your Parents! - How your parents explained their divorce (Writer with Bob Staake)
MAD Magazine #401January 2001
  • 12. NFL: National Felons League - "Which Sportscenter Do You Watch?" - (ESPN Ad Parody) (Writer with Irving Schild)
  • A Mad Investigative Report: Doomsday Cults in America Today (Writer with Kevin Pope)
  • Spot Your Parents!! - When you asked if Santa Claus was real (Writer with Bob Staake)
MAD Magazine #402February 2001
  • Rejected Playboy Playmates (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
  • A Bank Letter You're Sure to Get (Writer)
  • Subscribe to Shrill's Content - The Monthly Media Magazine That Exposes How Untrustworthy the Media Is (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
MAD Magazine #410October 2001
  • Student Excuse Notes for the 21st Century (Writer with Gerry Gersten)
MAD Magazine #411November 2001
  • The Pet Peddler - Your One-Stop Source for Adopting the Animals Other People Eventually Got Sick Of (Writer with Scott Bricher)
MAD Magazine #413January 2002
  • 9. McVeigh's Death Lottery - "A Lottery Ticket They Might As Well Have Used" (Writer with Keith Seidel)
  • Ways NASA Can Appeal to the 18-34 Male Demographic (Writer with Ray Alma)
MAD Magazine #421September 2002
  • How to Spice Up Your Video Will (Writer with Tom Bunk)
MAD Magazine #425January 2003
  • 3. Mike Tyson Knocks Himself Out (George Foreman Grill-type ad parody) (Writer with Drew Friedman)
  • 6. The Israel/Palestine Conflict - "An Unending Series of Unfortunate Events" - (A Series of Unfortunate Events book parody) (Writer with James Warhola)
  • New SpongeBob SquarePants Characters for the Upcoming Season (Writer with Gary Hallgren)
  • Ad parody: LoJerk Stolen Vehicle Recovery System (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
  • MAD’s Photo Personals Gallery: The Man (Writer with Irving Schild)
MAD Magazine #435November 2003
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
MAD Magazine #450February 2005
  • The 25 least powerful people in sports (Writer with Kevin Pope)
  • 13 things you never want to hear from a computer tech support guy (Writer with Peter Bagge)
  • Americans who just missed becoming pope (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
  • Pre-movie screens we'd like to see (Writer with Al Jaffee)
MAD Magazine #461January 2006
  • The 25 worst things about christmas (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
  • 1. Hurricane Katrina: The Bush league response (Writer with Doug Holgate)
MAD Magazine #462February 2006
MAD Magazine #471November 2006
MAD Magazine #474February 2007
MAD Magazine #481September 2007
MAD Magazine #485January 2008
MAD Magazine #494October 2008
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
  • A passed-over supreme court nominee (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Should we be happy if Texas secedes? (Writer with Bob Staake)
  • The expedious eight other ways playboy cutting costs (Writer with Drew Friedman)
MAD Magazine #502January 2010
  • The U.S. Auto Industry: An incomplete timeline (Writer with Bob Staake)
  • Worst-selling 2010 calendars (Writer)
  • Medical Myths you just shouldn't believe (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • 5. Dick Cheney won't shut up - Veep Sh*t (Writer)
  • 6. Angry town hall meetings - Loud to be an American (Writer with Richard Williams)
  • 11. Bernie Madoff's Ponzi Scheme - The wrath of con (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
  • The Silly Six - Overlooked Shocking Revelations from the #1 Political Best Seller Game Change (Writer with Sam Sisco)
  • Spotlight on American Universities - College Hall at University Station (Writer with Charles Akins)
  • Pestco (Writer)
MAD Magazine #505October 2010
  • The Stupid Six - How Other Jobs Are Going Green (Writer)
  • Skateboarding Term or BP Cleanup Tactic? (Writer)
  • The Fast Five - Fun Facts About Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
  • Spotlight on American Universities - The Higher Learning Place (Writer with Charles Akins)
  • TV Drinking Games to Keep You Sober (Writer with Dave Crosland)
  • Dating Tips With Donnie the Douche (Writer)
  • Things You Don't Want to Overhear at a Bachelor Party (Writer)
  • Worst-Selling Children's Books (Writer with Scott Bricher)
  • Inspirational Wall Plaques That Never Caught On (Writer)
  • Rejected Stamp Collections (Writer with Bob Staake, Drew Friedman)
MAD Magazine #506December 2010
  • How the GOP is Planning to Recapture the House and Senate (Writer with Mort Drucker)
  • The Fast Five - Ways to Punish Arizona for Their Anti-Immigration Law (Writer with Sarah Dyer, Evan Dorkin)
  • The Eggregious Eight - The Real Reasons Lebron James Signed With Miami (Writer with Bob Staake)
MAD Magazine #507February 2011
  • Donnie the Douche's Holiday Gift-Giving Tips (Writer)
  • World of Warcraft Character of NBA Nickname? (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • 7. The Firing of Shirley Sherrod - "The Expendable" (Writer with Drew Friedman)
  • 14. Glenn Beck's Unity Rally (Writer with Ward Sutton)
  • Rare Internet Users Who Really Exist! (Writer)
  • Questions to Ask at the Apple Genius Bar (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Spotlight on American Universities - North-Central Upper Midwest U. (Writer with Charles Akins)
  • Fairy Tale Endings Better Than "...And They Lived Happily Ever After" (Writer with Leonardo Rodriguez)
  • Ideas That Made Sense at the Time (Writer with Bob Staake)
  • How Barack Obama Stacks Up Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
  • $#*! My Son Says (Writer)
  • Surprises to Watch For in the 2011 Baseball Season (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • Surprising Proposals in the NFL Labor Talks (Writer with Chris Houghton)
  • Ted Williams vs. Ted Williams (Writer)
  • Reasons For That "Mature" ESRB Rating (Writer)
  • Spotlight on American Universities - College of Generic State University (Writer with Charles Akins)
  • What's Making John Boehner Cry This Week? (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Things You Don't Want to Hear From a Marriage Counselor (Writer with Sarah Dyer, Evan Dorkin)
  • Obama-Haters' Reactions to the Killing of Osama Bin Laden (Writer)
  • What Lindsay Lohan Learned During Her Community Service at the L.A. Morgue (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • The Fast Five - Things That Would Have Been Great If Donald Trump Had Become President (Writer with Anton Emdin)
  • Bored Bath & Be Gone (Writer with Scott Bricher)
MAD Magazine #511October 2011
MAD Magazine #512December 2011
  • The Fast Five - Reasons You Didn't Get Raptured on October 21 (Writer with Bob Staake)
  • Donnie the Douche's Guide to Slashing Your Veterinary Bills (Writer)
  • Other Ways the U.S. Postal Service is Cutting Back (Writer with Anton Emdin)
  • The Last Fast Five - Early Rumors About the Dirty Dancing Remake (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • The Mad Obituary Pages (Writer with James Warhola)
MAD Magazine #513February 2012
  • Your Small Town Police Blotter (Writer)
  • The Fast Five - How to Curb Fan Violence in Pro Sports (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • Worst-Selling Mail Order Catalog Items for the Holidays (Writer with Charles Akins)
MAD Magazine #541October 2016
MAD Magazine #548December 2017
  • Results of a Recent Paranormal Beliefs Survey (Writer)
  • Airline Controversies You May Have Missed (Writer with Kevin Pope)
  • The Fast Five - Factoids You'll Never Hear During "Shark Week" (Writer with John Kerschbaum)
  • Babies Rn't Us Registry (Writer with Mike Loew)
MAD Magazine #549February 2018
  • A Breakdown of Trump's 30 Million Twitter Followers (Writer with Bob Staake)
  • 9 Mike Pence Won't Dine Alone With a Woman and Eat Us Not Into Temptation (Writer with Robert Sikoryak)
  • Clodco Wholesale (Writer with Mike Loew)
  • Selected Observations From Random Autopsies (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • Slogans for Toys You Shouldn't Buy (Writer)
  • Worst-Selling National Geographic Books (Writer)
USA • MAD Magazine (California)
MAD Magazine #11February 2020
  • The Israel/Palestine Conflict - "An Unending Series of Unfortunate Events" (Writer with James Warhola)
MAD Magazine #22December 2021
  • Favorite Dog Breeds of the Zombie Community (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Brasil • MAD Magazine (Record)
MAD Magazine #152October 1999
  • Abordagens a Evitar Quando o Bicho do Seu Filho Morrer (Writer with Leslie Sternbergh)
Brasil • MAD Magazine (Mythos)
MAD Magazine #13October 2002
  • Como Incrementar Seu Testamento em Vídeo (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • 13 Coisas que Você não Gostaria de Ouvir do Suporte do Seu Provedor (Writer with Peter Bagge)
MAD Magazine #42August 2006
  • Frases que Juramos Ter Ouvido em um Infomercial (Artist with Tom Bunk)
Brasil • MAD Magazine (Panini)
  • Crítica de Arte Infantil – Pela Crítica Ednalda Jabor (Writer with Irving Schild)
MAD Magazine #7September 2008
  • As 18 Coisas Mais Irritantes sobre Hallowen (Writer with Peter Bagge)
  • Kalanga – Assim É Mole: Coisas que Você Poderia Simplesmente Roubar do Trabalho! (Writer with Scott Bricher)
MAD Magazine #17August 2009
MAD Magazine #23February 2010
MAD Magazine #35February 2011
  • Placas Inspiradoras de Parede que não Rolaram (Writer)
  • Coisas que Você não Gostaria de Ouvir numa Despedida de Solteiro (Writer)
  • Como Outros Empregos Estão se Tornando Verdes (Writer)
  • Bicho-Bebe com Programas de TV para Mantê-lo Sóbrio (Writer with Dave Crosland)
  • Veja como Funciona a Sala de Criação da Apple (Writer with Rick Tulka)
MAD Magazine #40August 2011
  • Reações dos Odiadores do Obama Após a Morte de Osama bin Laden (Writer)
  • O que Lindsay Lohan Aprendeu Durante o Serviço Comunitário no Necrotério de Los Angeles (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Cama, Mesa & Banho – Saldão (Writer with Irving Schild, Scott Bricher)
MAD Magazine #41September 2011
MAD Magazine #42October 2011
  • Ditadores à Beira da Cassação (Writer with Tom Bunk)
MAD Magazine #43December 2011
  • A Revista de Desprogramação da TV a Cabo (Writer)
MAD Magazine #44January 2012
  • Rapidinha: ‘Cinco Razões para Você não Ter Sido Arrebatado em Outubro’ (Writer with Bob Staake)
  • Dança com Meu Ganso – Rumores sobre o Remake de ‘Dirty Dancing’ (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Cinco Dicas de como Refrear a Violência de Torcidas no Futebol (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • As Páginas de Obituários da MAD (Writer with James Warhola)
MAD Magazine #51September 2012
  • Os Verdadeiros Motivos que Levaram Katy Perry a Se Divorciar de Russel Brand (Writer with Anton Emdin)
MAD Magazine #54December 2012
  • Formas de Resolver a Crise da Dívida Mundial (Writer with Charles Akins)
MAD Magazine #55January 2013
  • Coisas que (Não) Gostaríamos de Ler/Ouvir no Bank Phone (Writer with Peter Bagge)
  • Fatos Fascinantes sobre o Corpo Humano (Writer with Bob Staake)
  • E se a Letra 'L' Não Existisse? (Writer)
  • Resultados da Pesquisa do Gallup sobre Criação/Evolução (Writer)
  • Cenários de Tragédias e Profecias que Ainda Podem Ser Ignoradas em 2013 (Writer with Charles Akins)
MAD Magazine #61August 2013
MAD Magazine #62September 2013
MAD Magazine #63October 2013
  • Trechos Cortados de 'Inferno' (Writer)
MAD Magazine #65December 2013
  • Curiosidades sobre as Línguas do Mundo (Writer)
  • 7 Mais Rapidinhas Ainda - Coisas que Você Pode Não Saber sobre o Sistema Judiciário (Writer with Anton Emdin)
MAD Magazine #66January 2014
MAD Magazine #67February 2014
  • Curiosidades sobre as Línguas do Mundo (Writer)
  • Surpresas no 'Guinness Book' de 2014 (Writer with Kevin Pope)
  • Os Itens Menos Vendidos dos Catálogos de Férias (Writer with Scott Bricher)
  • Curiosidades sobre as Línguas do Mundo (Writer)
  • False ad: 'Honda F.O.D.' (Writer with Mick Coulas)
  • Mais Segredos Revelados por Edward Snowden (Writer with Anton Emdin)
  • Placas que Gostaríamos de Ver no Zoológico (Writer with Jack Pitman)
  • As Piores Coisas osbre o Capitalismo (Writer with Ward Sutton)
  • Dicas de Sucesso de um Babaca (Writer)
  • Dicas Contra Desastres (Writer with Jonathan Edwards)
MAD Magazine #72August 2014
  • Coisas que Você Não Quer Ouvir Durante uma Blitz (Writer with Tom Bunk)
MAD Magazine #74October 2014
  • Créditos do Filme do Lego (Writer)
MAD Magazine #75November 2014
  • Créditos de 'Uma Aventura Lego' (Writer)
MAD Magazine #76November 2014
  • Primeiras vezes muito aguardadas nos esportes (Writer with Kevin Pope)
  • Top 5 - Fatos Interessantes sobre o Casamento (Writer with Peter Bagge)
MAD Magazine #77December 2014
  • 5 Rapidinhas - Guia MAD para ter Mais Espiritualidade na Vida (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
MAD Magazine #78January 2015
  • Guia para Ajudar o Consumidor da Mad - Maneiras Simples de Economizar na Alimentação (Writer)
  • Perguntas de um Técnico de Futebol Americano para um Jogador Tonto (Writer with Tom Bunk)
  • Fatos Velozeis - Fatos Secretos Recentemente Revelados pelo Pentágono (Writer with Rick Tulka)
  • Apps de Feriados Gratuitos que Você Não Precisa (Writer with John Martz)
  • Fatos Biográficos sobre as Renas do Papai Noel (Writer with Anton Emdin)
  • Novo Departamento de Estatísticas sobre Crimes Jurídicos (Writer with Sam Sisco)
Brasil • Mini-MAD (Record) (Mythos)
Mini-MAD (Record) #4September 2006
  • 13 Coisas que Você não Gostaria de Ouvir do Suporte do Seu Provedor (Writer with Peter Bagge)
Brasil • MAD Especial (Record) (Mythos)
  • As Reações que Você Deve Evitar Quando o Bichinho do Seu Filho Morre (Writer with Leslie Sternbergh)
  • As Reações que Deve Evitar Ter Quando o Bichinho de Seu Filho Morre (Writer with Leslie Sternbergh)
Brasil • MAD Especial (Panini) (Panini)
  • Como Bombar Seu Vídeo-Testamento (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Germany • MAD Magazine (Dino/Panini)
MAD Magazine #110November 2007