MAD Magazine #396

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Artist: Roberto Parada

Pull My Cheney - Employees Must Wash Hands

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Contents Page

Advertisement for Mad XL #5 - featuring Frank Jacobs' The Mad World of William M. Gaines

Writer: Frank Jacobs

Letters

Mad's 50 Worst Things About TV

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Scott Maiko

A Mad Look at Gladiators

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Monroe &... The High Seas - Part One

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Quasi Rider

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Johnson Family Garage Sale-O-Rama Catalog

Department: Slam Junk

Artist: Leslie Sternbergh Writer: Danno Sullivan

Spy vs. Spy - Missile in Spy Clothes

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist: Peter Kuper Writer: Dave Croatto

A More Factual Version of that Deceptive Home Depot Ad

Department: Sleuth in Advertising

Writer: Jacob Lambert Photographer: Irving Schild

Kathie Lee Replacements We'll Never See

Department: Hostess Stinkies

Writer: Joe Raiola Writer: David Shayne Artist: Hermann Mejia

Little Known Contract Clauses of Today's Biggest Sports Stars

Department: Who Demand. You Demand!

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Tom Green - The Obnoxious Early Years

Department: And a Child Shall Peeve them

Writer: Dave Croatto Artist: Sam Sisco

The Comics Page of L'Osservatore Romano

Department: Pope-Pourrie

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Gary Hallgren

Letters to Magazines That We'll Never See

Department: Missive Impossible

Writer: Mike Snider

Words and Phrases That Left the English Language During the '90s

Department: Humor In A Vernacular Vein

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

Sofa's Choice

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Angle

Department: The Vampire Strikes Back

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Elian Gonzalez

Department: Grieving Las Vegas

Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: Who's responsible for the ugliest acts of violence in sports today?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: The American Dream

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Michael Gallagher