MAD Magazine #343

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Contents Page

Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget weighs the same!

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Letters

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Advertisement for Mad Star Wars Spectacular 1996

Points to Ponder

Department: Various places around the magazine

Writer: Desmond Devlin

Mad Interviews Miyoursoft's Bile Gates

Department: Nerd for Windows

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Chris Hart

Hazards of Catalog Shopping

Department: The Dreck is in the Mail

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

The Bob Dole Guide to Instant Disagreement

Department: Do the Right Wing

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Thomas Fluharty

Moshing in Everyday Life

Department: Mash Production

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

What People Say / What Other People Hear

Department: Aural Fixation

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Barry Liebmann

The Hymn of the Embattled Republic

Department: Frank on a Roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: George Woodbridge

The Flabbergasting Flamenco Finish

Department: Tales from the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Badly-Needed Software for the Human Machine

Department: Showing Disk-Respect

Artist: Ty Templeton Writer: Mike Snider

The Lighter Side of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

The All-Time Pantheon of Oddball Music Fans

Department: Lollapalosers

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kyle Baker

Mother Nature's Revenge

Department: Behin the Retaliate Ball

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Steve Greenberg

Corporate Mergers That Would Do Us All Some Good

Department: Committing a Synergy

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

A Mad Look at Drinking

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

sleepWalker, Texas Stranger

Department: Upchuck Norris

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

The History of Communciation

Department: Hits and Missives

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Michael Gallagher

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What's emerging as the greatest threat to our nation's youth?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: A TV Ad We'd Like to See - Budweiser Frogs

Artist: Bob Jones Writer: John Prete