MAD Magazine #500

Updated:
MAD Magazine #500 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
Country:
USA
Edition:
1st Edition - New York
Published:
June 1st, 2009
Cover:
MAD #500 Our greatest issue ever! (And that's not saying much!)
Sale price:
$5.99
Pages:
58
Format:
Magazine

Editorial

Cover Variations

Featured characters

Table of Contents

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages: The 8 brightsides of having octuplets

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Liz Lomax Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 8

The Fundalini Pages: Bitterman

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Garth Gerhart

Page: 8

The Fundalini Pages: Duck Droppings

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Page: 9

The Fundalini Pages: Pull my Cheney

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Tom Cheney

Page: 9

The Fundalini Pages: Other revelations in the upcoming book, A-Rod: The many lives of Alex Rodriguez

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 9

The Fundalini Pages: Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Jonas Brothers

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Sam Sisco

Page: 9

The Fundalini Pages: Comic book character or child of a celebrity?

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Bob Clarke Writer: Michael Grinspan

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: Drop-Dead Porges

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: Snappy Answers to snappy questions

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Al Jaffee

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: Fast 5 ways the economic collapse will affect everyday life

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Bob Staake Writer: Stan Sinberg

Page: 10

The Fundalini Pages: Cost-cutting measures taken by other magazines

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez Writer: Scott Maiko

Page: 12

The Fundalini Pages: Melvin & Jenkins guide to sexual health

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope

Page: 12

The Fundalini Pages: A modern nursery rhyme...

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Peter Bagge

Page: 12

The Fundalini Pages: Monroe and... The Brief Disappearance

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler Colorist: Carl Peterson Letters: Rob Leigh

Page: 12

The Fundalini Pages: 100% True baseball factoids!

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Jose Garibaldi

Page: 13

The Fundalini Pages: Wakipedia: Opossum

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Jacob Lambert

Page: 13

The Fundalini Pages: Superstitions from around the world

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jeff Kruse

Page: 13

The Fundalini Pages: Questions tp ask your local PBS station during pledge week

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Barry Liebmann Artist: Ward Sutton

Page: 14

The Fundalini Pages: Vey to go

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 14

The Fundalini Pages: Monkeys are always funny

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Page: 14

The Fundalini Pages: What happened to your MAD collection?

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Dick DeBartolo

Page: 14

The Fundalini Pages: Time-tested unsuccessful pick up lines

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Arnie Kogen

Page: 14

The Fundalini Pages: Star Trek closing credits you probably missed...

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Writer: Jeff Kruse Artist: Evan Dorkin

Page: 15

The Fundalini Pages: Teresa's Pieces

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 15

The Fundalini Pages: Reasons why the national diarrhea awareness campaign failed

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 15

MAD issues 1-100 "Murmurs and Mumblings"

Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Dave Berg Author: Jack Davis Author: Mort Drucker Author: Bill Elder Author: Frank Kelly Freas Author: Al Jaffee Author: Harvey Kurtzman Author: Don Martin Author: Nick Meglin Author: Norman Mingo Author: Joe Orlando Author: Antonio Prohias Author: Basil Wolverton Author: Wally Wood Author: George Woodbridge Author: Jack Rickard Author: Irving Schild Author: Bob Clarke Author: Frank Frazetta Author: Phil Hahn Author: Don Reilly Author: Lester Krauss Author: Margaret Szep

Page: 16

The dead celebrity apprentice

Department: You're expired!

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Desmond Devlin

Page: 18

Spy vs Spy vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 24

MAD issues 101-200 "Days of triumph, nights of turpitude"

Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Dave Berg Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Jack Davis Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Mort Drucker Author: Frank Jacobs Author: Al Jaffee Author: Don Martin Author: Norman Mingo Author: Antonio Prohias Author: Angelo Torres Author: George Woodbridge Author: Jack Rickard Author: Harry North Author: Bob Clarke Author: Max Brandel Author: Larry Siegel Author: Phil Hahn Author: Earle Doud Author: Neal Barbera Author: Gilbert Barnhill Author: Bob Muccio Author: Sidney Paulson Author: May Sakami Author: Semi

Page: 26

Planet Tad!!!!!

Department: In blog we trust

Writer: Tim Carvell

Page: 28

A MAD look at Marginals

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 30

MAD issues 201-300 "Snatched glory and bruised knuckles"

Department: MAD issues 201-300 "Snatched glory and bruised knuckles"

Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Dave Berg Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Russ Cooper Author: Jack Davis Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Mort Drucker Author: Don Edwing Author: Bill Elder Author: John Ficarra Author: Frank Jacobs Author: Al Jaffee Author: Harvey Kurtzman Author: Don Martin Author: Paul Peter Porges Author: Antonio Prohias Author: Angelo Torres Author: Sam Viviano Author: Richard Williams Author: George Woodbridge Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Jack Rickard Author: Harry North Author: Irving Schild Author: Bob Clarke Author: Greg Theakston Author: Larry Siegel Author: Stan Hart Author: Tom Koch Author: Phil Hahn Author: Rick Tulka Author: Arnie Kogen Author: Carolyn Abram Author: John Pound Author: Gerry Gersten Author: Thomas Hachtman

Page: 34

Obey

Department: A MAD Poster Parody

Artist: Jack Syracuse

Page: 36

The Strip Club: that stinking feeling

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Jason Yungbluth

Page: 37

The Strip Club: A batty exit

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Paul Gilligan

Page: 37

The Strip Club: Rex in the city

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Dustin Glick

Page: 38

The Strip Club: The machine that travels through the time

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Joey Alison Sayers

Page: 38

The Strip Club: Fantabulaman

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Ted Rall

Page: 39

The Strip Club: Projectile vomit baby

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Scott Nickel

Page: 40

The Strip Club: It only hurts when I laugh

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Christopher Baldwin

Page: 40

The Strip Club: Just below the surface

Department: Pen and Stink

Artist, Writer: Douglas Paszkiewicz

Page: 41

MAD issues 301-400 "The rush to antietam"

Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: James Bennett Author: Dave Berg Author: Tom Bunk Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Jack Davis Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Mort Drucker Author: Don Edwing Author: John Ficarra Author: Drew Friedman Author: Frank Jacobs Author: Al Jaffee Author: Peter Kuper Author: Angelo Torres Author: Sam Viviano Author: James Warhola Author: George Woodbridge Author: Bill Wray Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Irving Schild Author: Bob Clarke Author: Mark Stutzman Author: Peter Sun Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Stan Hart Author: Tom Koch Author: Jonathan Bresman Author: Rick Tulka Author: Anthony Barbieri Author: Michael Gallagher Author: Bob Staake Author: Frank Santopadre Author: Arnie Kogen Author: Tom Cheney Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Author: Mike Snider Author: Gerry Gersten Author: Henry Clark Author: Brian Farrelly Author: Sean Farrelly Author: Sean Eisenporth

Page: 42

Great Art Masterpieces and what they would be saying today

Department: Pain Misbehavin'

Writer: Adam Rust Artist: Jaques-Louis David Artist: Francisco Goya Artist: Edward Hopper Artist: Gustav Klimt Artist: Michelangelo Artist: Edvard Munch Artist: Myron Artist: Pablo Picasso Artist: Norman Rockwell Artist: Georges Seurat

Page: 44

MAD googles Google's Headquarters

Department: Map Smear

Writer: Ryan Pagelow

Page: 46

Insanity Claws - An unhealthy obession with Wolverine

Department: Just Hugh and I

Writer: Desmond Devlin

Page: 48

MAD issues 401-500 "Beginnings"

Author: Sergio Aragonés Author: Tom Bunk Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Russ Cooper Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Mort Drucker Author: Drew Friedman Author: Al Jaffee Author: Peter Kuper Author: Peter Bagge Author: Angelo Torres Author: Richard Williams Author: Bill Wray Author: Ray Alma Author: Dave Croatto Author: Charlie Kadau Author: Joe Raiola Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Mark Fredrickson Author: Irving Schild Author: Roberto Parada Author: Scott Bricher Author: Hermann Mejia Author: Tom Richmond Author: John Caldwell Author: Marc Hempel Author: Rick Tulka Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Anthony Barbieri Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Sam Sisco Author: Arnie Kogen Author: Stan Sinberg Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Mike Snider Author: Timothy Shamey Author: Josh Malinow Author: Kenny Byerly Author: Brian Farrelly Author: Sean Farrelly Author: Scott Sonneborn Author: 3/Design Studios

Page: 50

The bailout hymn of the republic

Department: Frank on a roll

Writer: Frank Jacobs

Page: 53

The MAD guide to man boobs

Department: The Jiggle's up

Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Ryan Pagelow

Page: 56

MAD Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 57

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