MAD Magazine #500

USA • 1st Edition - New York


MAD Magazine #500 • USA • 1st Edition - New York

Series: MAD Magazine

Company: E.C. Publications, Inc.

Publishing Date: 1st June 2009

Cover: MAD #500 Our greatest issue ever! (And that's not saying much!)

Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Original price: $5.99

Pages: 58

Format: Magazine

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Contributors

John Ficarra ... Editor
Mark Fredrickson ... Cover Artist

Featured characters

Rush Limbaugh ... Public Character

Table of Contents

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department:
Letters and Tomatoes
Page:
2

The Fundalini Pages: The 8 brightsides of having octuplets

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Liz Lomax, Jeff Kruse
Page:
8

The Fundalini Pages: Bitterman

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Garth Gerhart
Page:
8

The Fundalini Pages: Duck Droppings

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Don Edwing
Page:
9

The Fundalini Pages: Pull my Cheney

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Tom Cheney
Page:
9

The Fundalini Pages: Other revelations in the upcoming book, A-Rod: The many lives of Alex Rodriguez

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse
Page:
9

The Fundalini Pages: Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Jonas Brothers

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Sam Sisco
Page:
9

The Fundalini Pages: Comic book character or child of a celebrity?

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Bob Clarke, Michael Grinspan
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: Drop-Dead Porges

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Paul Peter Porges
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: Snappy Answers to snappy questions

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Al Jaffee
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: Fast 5 ways the economic collapse will affect everyday life

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Bob Staake, Stan Sinberg
Page:
10

The Fundalini Pages: Cost-cutting measures taken by other magazines

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Leonardo Rodriguez, Scott Maiko
Page:
12

The Fundalini Pages: Melvin & Jenkins guide to sexual health

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope
Page:
12

The Fundalini Pages: A modern nursery rhyme...

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Peter Bagge
Page:
12

The Fundalini Pages: Monroe and... The Brief Disappearance

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Anthony Barbieri, Tom Fowler, Carl Peterson, Rob Leigh
Page:
12

The Fundalini Pages: 100% True baseball factoids!

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Jeff Kruse, Jose Garibaldi
Page:
13

The Fundalini Pages: Wakipedia: Opossum

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Jacob Lambert
Page:
13

The Fundalini Pages: Superstitions from around the world

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Paul Coker, Jr., Jeff Kruse
Page:
13

The Fundalini Pages: Questions tp ask your local PBS station during pledge week

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Barry Liebmann, Ward Sutton
Page:
14

The Fundalini Pages: Vey to go

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
P.C. Vey
Page:
14

The Fundalini Pages: Monkeys are always funny

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Page:
14

The Fundalini Pages: What happened to your MAD collection?

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Dick DeBartolo
Page:
14

The Fundalini Pages: Time-tested unsuccessful pick up lines

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Rick Tulka, Arnie Kogen
Page:
14

The Fundalini Pages: Star Trek closing credits you probably missed...

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Jeff Kruse, Evan Dorkin
Page:
15

The Fundalini Pages: Teresa's Pieces

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page:
15

The Fundalini Pages: Reasons why the national diarrhea awareness campaign failed

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
John Caldwell
Page:
15

MAD issues 1-100 "Murmurs and Mumblings"

Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés, Dave Berg, Jack Davis, Mort Drucker, Bill Elder, Frank Kelly Freas, Al Jaffee, Harvey Kurtzman, Don Martin, Nick Meglin, Norman Mingo, Joe Orlando, Antonio Prohias, Basil Wolverton, Wally Wood, George Woodbridge, Jack Rickard, Irving Schild, Bob Clarke, Frank Frazetta, Phil Hahn, Don Reilly, Lester Krauss, Margaret Szep
Page:
16

The dead celebrity apprentice

Department:
You're expired!
Contributors:
Tom Bunk, Desmond Devlin
Page:
18

Spy vs Spy vs Spy

Department:
Joke and Dagger
Contributors:
Peter Kuper
Page:
24

MAD issues 101-200 "Days of triumph, nights of turpitude"

Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés, Dave Berg, Paul Coker, Jr., Jack Davis, Dick DeBartolo, Mort Drucker, Frank Jacobs, Al Jaffee, Don Martin, Norman Mingo, Antonio Prohias, Angelo Torres, George Woodbridge, Jack Rickard, Harry North, Bob Clarke, Max Brandel, Larry Siegel, Phil Hahn, Earle Doud, Neal Barbera, Gilbert Barnhill, Bob Muccio, Sidney Paulson, May Sakami, Semi
Page:
26

Planet Tad!!!!!

Department:
In blog we trust
Contributors:
Tim Carvell
Page:
28

A MAD look at Marginals

Department:
Serge-In General
Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés
Page:
30

MAD issues 201-300 "Snatched glory and bruised knuckles"

Department:
MAD issues 201-300 "Snatched glory and bruised knuckles"
Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés, Dave Berg, Paul Coker, Jr., Russ Cooper, Jack Davis, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Mort Drucker, Don Edwing, Bill Elder, John Ficarra, Frank Jacobs, Al Jaffee, Harvey Kurtzman, Don Martin, Paul Peter Porges, Antonio Prohias, Angelo Torres, Sam Viviano, Richard Williams, George Woodbridge, Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Jack Rickard, Harry North, Irving Schild, Bob Clarke, Greg Theakston, Larry Siegel, Stan Hart, Tom Koch, Phil Hahn, Rick Tulka, Arnie Kogen, Carolyn Abram, John Pound, Gerry Gersten, Thomas Hachtman
Page:
34

Obey

Department:
A MAD Poster Parody
Contributors:
Jack Syracuse
Page:
36

The Strip Club: that stinking feeling

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Jason Yungbluth
Page:
37

The Strip Club: A batty exit

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Paul Gilligan
Page:
37

The Strip Club: Rex in the city

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Dustin Glick
Page:
38

The Strip Club: The machine that travels through the time

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Joey Alison Sayers
Page:
38

The Strip Club: Fantabulaman

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Ted Rall
Page:
39

The Strip Club: Projectile vomit baby

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Scott Nickel
Page:
40

The Strip Club: It only hurts when I laugh

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Christopher Baldwin
Page:
40

The Strip Club: Just below the surface

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Douglas Paszkiewicz
Page:
41

MAD issues 301-400 "The rush to antietam"

Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés, James Bennett, Dave Berg, Tom Bunk, Paul Coker, Jr., Jack Davis, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Mort Drucker, Don Edwing, John Ficarra, Drew Friedman, Frank Jacobs, Al Jaffee, Peter Kuper, Angelo Torres, Sam Viviano, James Warhola, George Woodbridge, Bill Wray, Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Irving Schild, Bob Clarke, Mark Stutzman, Peter Sun, John Caldwell, Kevin Pope, Stan Hart, Tom Koch, Jonathan Bresman, Rick Tulka, Anthony Barbieri, Michael Gallagher, Bob Staake, Frank Santopadre, Arnie Kogen, Tom Cheney, Arie Kaplan, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Mike Snider, Gerry Gersten, Henry Clark, Brian Farrelly, Sean Farrelly, Sean Eisenporth
Page:
42

Great Art Masterpieces and what they would be saying today

Department:
Pain Misbehavin'
Contributors:
Adam Rust, Jaques-Louis David, Francisco Goya, Edward Hopper, Gustav Klimt, Michelangelo, Edvard Munch, Myron, Pablo Picasso, Norman Rockwell, Georges Seurat
Page:
44

MAD googles Google's Headquarters

Department:
Map Smear
Contributors:
Ryan Pagelow
Page:
46

Insanity Claws - An unhealthy obession with Wolverine

Department:
Just Hugh and I
Contributors:
Desmond Devlin
Page:
48

MAD issues 401-500 "Beginnings"

Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés, Tom Bunk, Paul Coker, Jr., Russ Cooper, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Mort Drucker, Drew Friedman, Al Jaffee, Peter Kuper, Peter Bagge, Angelo Torres, Richard Williams, Bill Wray, Ray Alma, Dave Croatto, Charlie Kadau, Joe Raiola, Jack Syracuse, Mark Fredrickson, Irving Schild, Roberto Parada, Scott Bricher, Hermann Mejia, Tom Richmond, John Caldwell, Marc Hempel, Rick Tulka, P.C. Vey, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Anthony Barbieri, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Sam Sisco, Arnie Kogen, Stan Sinberg, Arie Kaplan, Mike Snider, Timothy Shamey, Josh Malinow, Kenny Byerly, Brian Farrelly, Sean Farrelly, Scott Sonneborn, 3/Design Studios
Page:
50

The bailout hymn of the republic

Department:
Frank on a roll
Contributors:
Frank Jacobs
Page:
53

The MAD guide to man boobs

Department:
The Jiggle's up
Contributors:
Drew Friedman, Ryan Pagelow
Page:
56

MAD Fold-In

Contributors:
Al Jaffee
Page:
57

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