Editorial
- Cover Artist: Joe DeVito
- Border Artist: Rick Tulka
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Got MAD?
Department: Advertisement for Subscriptions
Artist: Richard Williams
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #343
Christmas Carols for Dysfunctional Families
Department: Bashing through the Snow
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Frank Jacobs
Sure Signs Your Job Interview Isn't Going Well
Department: Hire Education
Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Don Jacobs
Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Sportsmanship
Department: The Schmucks stop here
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope
Fearless Predictions for 1998
Department: Future Schlock
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Desmond Devlin
If Truth in Packaging Laws Applied to Computer Software
Department: A Download of Bull
Artist: Charles Akins Writer: Mike Snider
Office Christmas Party Mistletoe Agreement
Department: Claus and Effect
Writer: Barry Liebmann Artist: Marshall Vandruff
The Dallas Cowboys Off-the-Field Playbook
Department: X's and Oh-Oh's
Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Artist: Gerry Gersten
Americans Are Smarter Than Ever
Department: A Punch in the Knows
Writer: Dennis Snee Artist: Rick Geary
Siskel & Ebert Trash Home Movies
Department: Thumb Like it Not
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Martha Stewart
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Thomas Fluharty