MAD Magazine #434

MAD Magazine #434 • USA • 1st Edition - New York
1st Edition - New York
October 1st, 2003
Our Deck of 52 least wanted Americans!
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Table of Contents

Contents Page

Page: 1

"A gambler who thinks he has a 'can't lose' system for winning at blackjack isn't playing with a full deck!"

Department: Alfred E. Neuman Quotes

Page: 1

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

Chef Widget

Department: An Embarrassment of Richard's

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Photographer: Irving Schild

Page: 5

MAD's Deck of Least Wanted Americans

Department: 52 Schtick-Up

Writer: Desmond Devlin Writer: Frank Jacobs Artist: Mort Drucker Artist: Drew Friedman Artist: Sam Viviano Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 8

When Hardcore Gamers take their place in society

Department: Claiming your Playstation in Life

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 16

MAD's all-access pass to the MTV Video Music Awards

Department: Three-Bling Circus

Artist: Jack Syracuse Writer: Greg Leitman

Page: 18

Monroe and... Back to Skool

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 20

A MAD Look Trying Out for the Team

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 24

More Mr.Fix-It tackles your occult and paranormal home repair problems

Department: This old haunted house

Artist: James Warhola Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 28

Without Sports...

Department: Let the Games be Gone

Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Barry Liebmann

Page: 32

The telltale signs of a white trash wedding

Department: A marriage made in 7-11

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 34

Spy vs Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 38

An Iraqi Scene we'd like to see

Department: Six Feet Blunder

Artist: John Caldwell Writer: Chris Allen

Page: 40

Self-defeating consequences in modern American Life

Department: Adding Result to Injury

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Mike Snider

Page: 42

Using Kiddie TV to explain the War on Terror

Department: Tots Entertainment

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Gary Hallgren

Page: 46

MAD's Twisted Truisms, Axioms & Theories

Department: Postulation Explosion

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Stan Sinberg

Page: 49

8 simple rules for writing a MAD spoof of a dopey ABC-TV sitcom

Department: A Ritter runs through it

Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Josh Gordon

Page: 50

Back Cover Inside: Fold-In - What does the Bush administration have millions of Americans on the lookout for?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee