MAD Magazine #449 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Drew Friedman
Description
- Double Cover FeatureAdditional Images
Featured characters
Table of Contents
Random Samplings of Reader Mail
Department: Letters and Tomatoes
Page: 2
The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Tom Bunk Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Joe Raiola Author: Irving Schild Author: Scott Bricher Author: Hermann Mejia Author: Kevin Pope Author: David Shayne Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Tom Cheney Author: Patrick Merrel Author: Carolyn Abram
Page: 6
Lewd & Disorder - Criminal Malcontent (Law & Order Parody)
Department: Trying Wolf once too often
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 10
Monrie and... Christmas (It's a wonderful strife)
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 20
1. Abu Ghraib Jailhouse Rock
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Richard Williams
Page: 26
2. Janet Jackson's "Wardrobe Malfunction" Tempest in a C-Cup
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Mark Stutzman
Page: 27
3. Dean's Cream
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: James Warhola
Page: 28
4. Donald Trump The Art of the Heel
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 29
5. Steroid Testing in Baseball
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Jack Syracuse
Page: 30
6. Dan Rather See B.S. News
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Justin Gerard
Page: 31
7. Paris Hilton - Lifestyle of the rich and infamous
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Gary Hallgreen
Page: 32
8. Bush Jokes about WMDs This one'll kill ya!
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Russ Cooper Artist: Tom Nick Cocotos
Page: 34
9. Britney's first wedding
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Photographer: Irving Schild
Page: 35
10. Howard Stern Patron Saint of the first Amendment
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Richard Williams
Page: 36
11. The NHL No Hockey League
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Johnny Styne
Page: 37
12. Like a conversion - Madonna goes Kosher
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 38
13. Pete Rose - Odds man out
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Sam Sisco
Page: 39
14. Saturday not live - Ashlee Simpson lip synchs her career
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Scott Bricher
Page: 40
15. Same Sex Weddings - Here comes the hide
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg Writer: Patrick Merrel Artist: Tim Okamura
Page: 41
Kobe Bryant's Apology Double Drivel
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Desmond Devlin Sculptor: Liz Lomax
Page: 42
17. William Hung - She bangs, he sucks
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Page: 44
18. John Kerry - A man for all positions
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist: Tom Fowler Colorist: Carrie Strachan
Page: 45
19. Lindsay Lohan - Opportunity Knockers
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 46
20. What endless Farewell Dragged on interminably on TV this year?
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Page: 47
One fine day at the Service Station
Department: Tune-ups and downs
Artist: John Caldwell Writer: Craig Boldman
Page: 52
