MAD Magazine #471 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Stutzman
Cover Variations
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages; "Problems that arise every Halloween", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to online music", "Good News coming out of Iraq which the media is not covering...", "Le Lievre and let die", "The Godfrey Report", "The fast 5 least popular brochures at your doctors office", "Bitterman", "Have you considered a career as a chronic complainer?", "Paint like the Masters: Norman Rockwell (First in a
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Angelo Torres Author: Hermann Mejia Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Steve Smallwood Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Frank Santopadre Author: Adam Rust Author: Glen LeLievre
Page: 8
The Meldalini Pages; "The amazing racist", "Mel Gibsons Drink and Say", "Saddam Sez", "The Cover we did not use", "Mel Gibsons Apology", "One Afternoon on Pacific Coast Highway"
Department: Do the Reich thing
Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Tom Richmond Author: Charles Akins Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko
Page: 12
Red State Monopoly... ...Blue State Monopoly
Department: Politics make strange board fellows
Artist: Steve Smallwood Writer: Elizabeth White Sculptor: Tony Cipriano
Page: 14
The 18 worst things about Halloween
Department: Mocktober 31st
Artist: Peter Bagge Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 18
Monroe and... MySpace
Department: Angsters Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler
Page: 21
The Strip Club: The machine that travels through time
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Joey Alison Sayers
Page: 39
The Strip Club: Me, Myself and my Puppet
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: John Kovaleski
Page: 40
The Strip Club: It only hurts when I laugh
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Christopher Baldwin
Page: 40
The Strip Club: Rex in the city: iPod people
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Dustin Glick
Page: 41
The Strip Club: Rob the evil backstabbing robot temp
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Corey Pandolph
Page: 41
When Video Games become religious
Department: Praystation
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 46
A T.V. Commercial we do like to see
Department: An embarrassment of Richards
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Dick DeBartolo
Page: 48
Liberals and Conservatives agree ...and disagree
Department: The grate debate
Writer: Barry Liebmann Artist: Ward Sutton
Page: 49
