MAD Magazine #475 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Featured characters
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages; "Saddam sez", "Duck Droppings", The Cover we did not use", "Letter of recommendation for a forgettable student", "Fun animal Facts", "Math roundup", "Paint like the masters: Pablo Picasso", "When sexual content is added to all video games", "Bitterman"
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Ray Alma Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Kiernan P. Schmitt Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Adam Rust Author: Francis Mao
Page: 6
A day in the life of Dane Cook
Department: The vicious circle jerk
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 10
Refrigerator art reviews by Buffy Brindle, Ph.D.
Department: The Kids and the scrawl
Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Jeff Kruse
Page: 16
MAD deconstructs TV Talkshows
Department: The chat and the stat
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 18
Signs you have a lousy school nurse
Department: Health scare professional
Writer: Don Vaughan Artist: Tim Hamilton
Page: 22
Stankee Candle Spring Catalog
Photographer: Irving Schild Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 27
It is good...It is better... ...but it totally sucks...
Department: The blighter side
Writer: David Shayne Artist: Rick Tulka
Page: 32
Monroe and... The new Grillz
Department: Angsters Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler
Page: 35
What I gotta do for my allowance!
Department: Rich man, Chore man
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 38
