MAD Magazine #451

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Page: 2

The Fundalini Pages: "New Druf warning labels we'd like to see", "Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap", "Bitterman", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to ecology", "Pull my Cheney", "The cover we didn't use", "Contable Angus Saucington", "The Godfrey Report", "Important Information for all users of Windows XP", "Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Graphic Novel Revi

Department: Random Acts of Mindless

Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgreen Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Tom Cheney Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel

Page: 6

Constant-theme (Constantine Parody)

Department: "Whoa" be gone

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia

Page: 10

Other Images of religious figures in Food currently being offered on eBay

Department: I can't believe I ate the holy thing!

Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Scott Bricher

Page: 16

Glaring symptoms of video game addiction

Department: A real controller freak

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

Page: 18

Concussion-ator 3000

Department: A MAD Ad Parody

Writer: Dave Croatto Photographer: Irving Schild Idea: Johnny Styne

Page: 21

The MAD world of... Kids vs. Parents

Department: The generation Crap

Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg

Page: 22

Duke Bissel's tales of undisputed interest

Department: The wizard of odd

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 29

A MAD look at Cheating

Department: Serge-In General

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Page: 31

William Shakespeare, Sports commentator

Department: The Play-By-Play's the thing

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos

Page: 34

Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable

Department: Courtship of Fools

Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst

Page: 36

Monroe... The inheritance

Department: Angster's Paradise

Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri

Page: 39

Duke Bissel's Tales of undisputed interest

Department: The wizzard of odd

Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey

Page: 43

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Artist, Writer: Peter Kuper

Page: 44

Things we definetly won't miss about buying CDs

Department: Disc, Too, Shall Pass

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Joe Raiola

Page: 46

A sneak peek at the ESPN3 programming lineup

Department: Any Sport in a storm

Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Peter Bagge

Page: 48

One Fine Morning in Fallujah

Department: Letting the cat out of the flag

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Idea: L.P. Ferrante

Page: 52

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Department: MAD Fold-In

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Page: 53