Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "New Druf warning labels we'd like to see", "Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap", "Bitterman", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to ecology", "Pull my Cheney", "The cover we didn't use", "Contable Angus Saucington", "The Godfrey Report", "Important Information for all users of Windows XP", "Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Graphic Novel Revi
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Don Edwing Author: Ray Alma Author: Jack Syracuse Author: Gary Hallgreen Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Scott Maiko Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Tom Cheney Author: Mike Snider Author: Patrick Merrel
Page: 6
Constant-theme (Constantine Parody)
Department: "Whoa" be gone
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 10
Other Images of religious figures in Food currently being offered on eBay
Department: I can't believe I ate the holy thing!
Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Scott Bricher
Page: 16
Glaring symptoms of video game addiction
Department: A real controller freak
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 18
Concussion-ator 3000
Department: A MAD Ad Parody
Writer: Dave Croatto Photographer: Irving Schild Idea: Johnny Styne
Page: 21
The MAD world of... Kids vs. Parents
Department: The generation Crap
Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg
Page: 22
Duke Bissel's tales of undisputed interest
Department: The wizard of odd
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 29
William Shakespeare, Sports commentator
Department: The Play-By-Play's the thing
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Frank Jacobs Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 34
Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable
Department: Courtship of Fools
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 36
Monroe... The inheritance
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 39
Duke Bissel's Tales of undisputed interest
Department: The wizzard of odd
Artist, Writer: P.C. Vey
Page: 43
Things we definetly won't miss about buying CDs
Department: Disc, Too, Shall Pass
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Joe Raiola
Page: 46
A sneak peek at the ESPN3 programming lineup
Department: Any Sport in a storm
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Peter Bagge
Page: 48
One Fine Morning in Fallujah
Department: Letting the cat out of the flag
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Idea: L.P. Ferrante
Page: 52