Matthew A. Cohen

Updated: March 22nd, 2015

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MAD Magazine • USA • New York

Translating "Studspeak" (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Fake a Talk On The Wild Side

A MAD Quiz: “How Well Will You Do Freshman Year in College?” (Writer with Kevin Pope)
Department: Diving Into the Frosh Pit

Are you a member of Hollywood's D-List? (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: A star is scorned

The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini Foto News: Lance Armstrong wins 6th Tour de France", "Pope Fiction", "Save $50 on a set of four BF Goodyear Tires", "Conventional wisdom says... When in Fact..", "Internet Banner ads you shouldn't click on", "Titles George Lucas considered for the next Star Wars Movie", "Bonus DVD features we'd like to see: Fahrenheit 9/11", "Celebrity cause-of.death betting odds: T (Author with Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Dennis Wunderlin, Dick DeBartolo, Charlie Kadau, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart, Patrick Merrel, Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Mike Snider)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Martha Stewart's escape plan (Writer with Charles Akins, Jason Schneider)
Department: Gettin' diggy wit' it

A MAD Peek behind the scenes at The Incredibles Studio (Writer with Jack Syracuse)
Department: Pixar and Pans

Suggested titles for the next Indiana Jones Movie (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: May the Ford be with you

The Fundalini Pages: "The world's crappiest Freakshow!", "Vey to go!", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to cell phones", "George Lucas director of Star Wars", "The fast 5 things overheard at the wedding of Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher", "If the next Harry Potter movie was directed by:", "The hardcore gamer's psalm", "Stupid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Fundalini Foto News: MTV goes south for (Author with Tom Nick Cocotos, Ray Alma, P.C. Vey, Timothy Shamey, Don Edwing, Mark Cantrell, Leonardo Rodriguez, Ross Garmil, Rich Powell, Desmond Devlin, Grey Blackwell, Huw Evans, Kevin Pope)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

The Fundalini Pages; "Fundalini Advisory", " The fast 5 possible mission names for a invasion of Iran", "Pull my Cheney", "MADs 15 minutes of Fame: Kaavya Viswanathan", "Creative solutions for stemming the flow of illegal aliens across our borders", "Positive uses for Snakes on a plane", "Chaet Codes for Pixars Cars: The Game", "Saddam Sez", "The Godfrey Report", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month " (Author with Scott Bricher, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Jacob Lambert, Rick Tulka, Bob Staake, Tom Cheney, Frank Jacobs, Charles Akins, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Jonathan Edwards, Darren Johnson, Jack Davis)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re (Author with Jeff Kruse, Darren Johnson, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Tom Cheney, Angelo Torres, Scott Bricher)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini goes to the MTV Video Music Awards", "The Godfrey Report", "Vey to go!", "Meet the 08 presidential candidates - This month: Fred Thompson", "The To-Do List of trouble Helmsley, the dog whi inherited $12 million", "Senator Larry Craigs can not miss mens room pick-up lines", "The Sopranos wins the Emmy", "Fundalini goes to the Emmys", "Political bumber stickers we are (Author with Barry Liebmann, Jack Syracuse, P.C. Vey, Frank Santopadre, Paul Coker, Jr., John Caldwell, Garth Gerhart, Hermann Mejia)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

9. The giant toy recall (Writer with Jason Schneider)
Department: The MAD 20 The Dumbest, People, Events, and Things of 2007!

The Fundalini Pages: "The disadvantages of Polygamy", "Billy Mays Infomercials", "Vey to go!", The fast 5 rejected Baseball Promotional Days", "The NFL's Ref Report", "Phrases that sound like they're from the bible - but aren't", "Robots in disguise", "The Long Shot", "What if there was a five-day waiting period to buy pants?", "The O'Reilly Spin vs. The Olbermann Spin" (Author with Jeff Kruse, Tom Bunk, Scott Nickel, Kevin Pope, P.C. Vey, Bob Staake, Dick DeBartolo, John Caldwell, Darren Johnson, Rick Tulka, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Dan Long, Paul Coker, Jr., Scott Bricher, Leonardo Rodriguez)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless