Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "Saddam sez", "Pull my Cheney!", "iPod Products that never caught on", "Bitterman", "5 disturbing signs that your parents don't love you anymore", "Ask Lynne Cheney", "New in Bookstores: Flat Stan Lee", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to personal health", "What's on Osama Bin Laden's Bookshelf?", "The scarlet Letter as told by Paris Hilton", Forms of Torture still allowed under the Ge
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Jacob Lambert Author: Jack Syracuse Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: Rick Tulka Author: Bob Staake Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Sam Sisco Author: Tom Cheney Author: Brian McConnachie Author: Arie Kaplan Author: Megan Ganz
Page: 6
King Korn! (King Kong Movie Parody)
Department: The tale of the ape
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Hermann Mejia
Page: 10
Monroe and... The right to die (Part Two)
Department: Angster's Paradise
Artist: Bill Wray Writer: Anthony Barbieri
Page: 15
When the government allows Product Placement in the Pledge of Allegiance
Department: Polluting the Flag
Writer: Darren Johnson Artist: Timothy Shamey
Page: 19
I hear you - Thanks to unwarranted wiretapping
Department: A MAD Mini Poster
Artist: Richard Williams
Page: 24
7 periods closer to death: Mensa meeting alt tues except 2nd tues
Department: Rall in a days work
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 46
35 scholarly reasons why school sucks
Department: A pain in the class
Artist: Peter Bagge Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 47