MAD Magazine #333 
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It's Clear the President is a Danger
Department: C.I.A.-Holes
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres
Collectibles from After the O.J. Simpson Trial
Department: Exploit Facto
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
Some Statistics the NBA isn't Especially Proud of
Department: Slam Junk
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Desmond Devlin
The Dysfunctional Family Circus
Department: Abuser Friendly
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: George Woodbridge
The Pre-Nuptial Agreement of Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
Department: Split Happens
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: Mike Snider
A Mad Look at The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
Department: Serge-In General
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
The Frugal Suicide Doctor
Department: More Frugal Books You Can Expect to See
Writer: Mike Snider Artist: Gerry Gersten
The Frugal Religious-Cult Leader
Department: More Frugal Books You Can Expect to See
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Mike Snider
The Frugal Trekkie
Department: More Frugal Books You Can Expect to See
Artist: Angelo Torres Writer: Mike Snider
The Frugal Hitman
Department: More Frugal Books You Can Expect to See
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider
The Frugal Redneck
Department: More Frugal Books You Can Expect to See
Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Mike Snider
Mad's Parental Guide for Safe TV Viewing
Department: Lookey Tuning
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Mort Drucker
Confessions of a Computer Junkie
Department: Another One bites the DOS
Artist: Richard Weiss Writer: Steve Wright
Back Cover Inside: What would a lot of people like to see David Copperfield make disappear?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
Back Cover: Wizz Home Entertainment Centers - 9 Ways to Say "Shove Your White Christmas!"
Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Barry Liebmann
