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MAD Magazine #441May 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death betting odds: Ashton Kutcher", "Betssellers cut down to size: Pete Rose", "Puppy Placers", "The Godfrey Report", "Bitterman", "New socially acceptable stereotypes", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to culture", "What Alex Rodriguez is thinking since he joined the Yankees", "Pull my Cheney", The Cover we didn't use", The Puzzle Nook", "Graphic Novel Review: The (Author with Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Arie Kaplan, Drew Friedman, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Don Vaughan, Desmond Devlin, Ray Alma, Amanda Conner, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Tom Bunk, Mike Snider, Al Jaffee, Tom Nick Cocotos, Irving Schild)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #443July 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Move over Oprah! It's Condoleezza Rice's Book Reviews!", "Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: The Olsen Twins", "What people earn", "California Court gives blessing to controversial bout", "Freakshow Face-Off", Pull my Cheney", The Puzzle Nook", Bitterman", "Video Game News Ticker", Graphic Novel Review: Furry Funland", American Idol rejected theme weeks", "Mama-Mafia" (Author with Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin, Joe Raiola, Charles Akins, Sam Sisco, Charlie Kadau, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart, Mike Snider)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #444August 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Initial steps by the US Government to improve conditions at Iraq's Abu Ghraib prison", "If Peter Parker had been bitten by other radioactive creatures", "Personal ad of the month", "Bitterman", "The Godfrey Report", "The cover we didn't use", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Paris Hilton", "Graphic Novel Review: The Incredi-man", "New Technology culled from downed alie (Author with Garth Gerhart, Gary Hallgreen, Tom Bunk, P.C. Vey, Steve Rosso, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse, John Caldwell, Don Edwing, Scott Maiko, Tom Cheney, Ray Alma, Scott Bricher, Desmond Devlin, Jeff Kruse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #446October 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Saddam on Trial", "Things you'll never hear on ESPA", "Melvin & Jenkin's guide to technology", "Mama-Mafia", "Same Sex Weddings", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Michael Moore", "New Reality Shows currently in development at Fox TV", "The puzzle nook", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "Pull my cheney", "Bitterman", Video game Newsticker" (Author with David Shayne, Garth Gerhart, Charlie Kadau, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Don Edwing, Mike Snider, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Desmond Devlin, Tom Cheney, Jack Syracuse, Josh Eiserike)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #447November 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "Fundalini Foto News: Lance Armstrong wins 6th Tour de France", "Pope Fiction", "Save $50 on a set of four BF Goodyear Tires", "Conventional wisdom says... When in Fact..", "Internet Banner ads you shouldn't click on", "Titles George Lucas considered for the next Star Wars Movie", "Bonus DVD features we'd like to see: Fahrenheit 9/11", "Celebrity cause-of.death betting odds: T (Author with Matthew A. Cohen, Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Mike Snider, Dick DeBartolo, Charlie Kadau, Gary Hallgreen, Garth Gerhart, Dennis Wunderlin, Don Edwing, Jack Syracuse)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #448December 2004
- The Fundalini Pages: "The cover we didn't use", "The Godfrey Report", Bitterman", "Learning about Homeland Security threat levels has never been easier...or more delicious!, "Highly specialized Hallmark cards for niche Markets", "Suggested Phrases for the new talking Donald Trump Doll", "This year's 25 worst selling holiday gifts", "The magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", (Author with Desmond Devlin, Scott Bricher, Scott Maiko, Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Charles Akins, Michael Gallagher, Jerry Ordway)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages: "The cover we didn't use", "The Godfrey Report", Bitterman", "Learning about Homeland Security threat levels has never been easier...or more delicious!, "Highly specialized Hallmark cards for niche Markets", "Suggested Phrases for the new talking Donald Trump Doll", "This year's 25 worst selling holiday gifts", "The magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", (Author with Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Ray Alma, Charles Akins, Desmond Devlin, Michael Gallagher, Jerry Ordway, Scott Bricher, Dick DeBartolo, Scott Maiko, Jacob Lambert)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "First...Then...What's Next?", "Bitterman", "Highlights of the new Seinfeld DVD", "disHarmony: My name is Denise", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to church socials", "The puzzle nook", "Jailhouse Letter from Martha Stewart", "disHarmony: My name is Ed", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Wifi Wonderland", "The Godfrey Report", "Tips to make your holiday more enjoyable", "disH (Author with Tom Bunk, Irving Schild, Jeff Kruse, Kevin Pope, Tom Cheney, Joe Raiola, Hermann Mejia, Garth Gerhart, Carolyn Abram, Desmond Devlin, Scott Bricher, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, David Shayne)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless - 15. Same Sex Weddings - Here comes the hide (Writer with Andrew J. Schwartzberg, Tim Okamura)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
MAD Magazine #450February 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Celebrity Cause-of-Death betting odds: Terrel Owens", "Bitterman", "Magazine corrections you may have missed", "The puzzle nook", "Pull my cheney", Patent of the month", "Fundalini Foto News: Tara Reid's wardrobe malfunction", "Celebrity new year's resolutions that have already been broken", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to hospital visits", "Little know (Author with Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Jeff Kruse, Tom Cheney, Dick DeBartolo, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Evan Dorkin, Al Jaffee, Charles Akins, Barry Liebmann, Mike Snider, Garth Gerhart)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #451March 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "New Druf warning labels we'd like to see", "Pinball Legend in High Rise Death Leap", "Bitterman", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to ecology", "Pull my Cheney", "The cover we didn't use", "Contable Angus Saucington", "The Godfrey Report", "Important Information for all users of Windows XP", "Candy Hearts for Modern Lovers", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds", "Graphic Novel Revi (Author with Jack Syracuse, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Dick DeBartolo, Ray Alma, Mike Snider, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Tom Cheney, Don Edwing, Gary Hallgreen, Jeff Kruse, Barry Liebmann, Desmond Devlin)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "This month's hot new toys: 50cent's nine-hole course", "The puzzle nook", "The fast 5 things to expect at the wedding of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes", "Why americans still want to have a beer with George Bush", "Activist Ribbons we'd like to see", "The Godfrey Report", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Dave Chappelle", "The Godfrey report", "Areas of the Star Trek Univers (Author with Timothy Shamey, Frank Jacobs, Jacob Lambert, Ted Rall, Nate Fakes, Dick DeBartolo, Peter Bagge, Barry Liebmann, Scott Mendenhall, Paul Coker, Jr., Peter Kuper, Jack Syracuse, Mike Snider)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #458October 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "A cable news director's guide to Sorta Newsworthy vs. Very Newsworthy", "A decade by decade gift pyramide for guys", "Desperate new army enticements to get more people to enlist", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a Punchline", "Bitterman", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Lindsay Lohan", "The Godfrey Report", "The puzzle Nook", "The president's dog", "On Newsstand now: Nuns (Author with John Pound, Jack Syracuse, Peter Kuper, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Andrew J. Schwartzberg, L.P. Ferrante, Jacob Lambert, Dick DeBartolo, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Ed Steckley, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Mike Snider)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #459November 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Presciption fruf or Godzilla foe", The fast 5 the downsides of being Britney & Kevin's baby", Other secrets leaked to the press by white house advisor Karl Rove", "The puzzle Nook", The Kitchen Sink: Clebrity Reality Shows currently under development", "Forced Laughter", "Corrections", The cover we didn't use", "Innovative provisions of the new national hockey league agreemen (Author with Ray Alma, Jeff Kruse, Paul Coker, Jr., Nate Fakes, Al Jaffee, Rick Tulka, Tom Bunk, Drew Friedman, Hermann Mejia, Don Vaughan, Jason Reich, Dick DeBartolo)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #467July 2006
- The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney" (Author with Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Tom Cheney, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Doug Bratton, Desmond Devlin, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Glen LeLievre, Charlie Kadau, David Shayne)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #470October 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Bitterman", "The Puzzle Nook", "Saddam Sez", "Vey to go!", "The NFLs Ref Report: This month - Beauty and the Beast", "The fast 5 likely future quotes from Ann Coulter", "Troubling Signs that your parents actually are crazy", "Other comic book character secrets following batwomans coming out of the closet...", "Fundalini Foto News: President Bush rubs German cancellor Angela M (Author with Adam Zyglis, Jack Syracuse, Scott Maiko, Garth Gerhart, Johnny Ryan, Jacob Lambert, Jeff Kruse, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Rich Powell, P.C. Vey, Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless