Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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The Fundalini Pages: "Breaking News from the World of Sports", "Fundalini Health & Healings Ads", "Take your daughter to work day in Iraq", "The Godfrey Report", "Now Playing: The Blog", "Bitterman", "The Cover we didn't use", "Graphic Novel Review: The exhaustively uncondensed Hagar the Horrible 1973-2006", "Saddam sez", Vey to go!"
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Angelo Torres Author: Joe Raiola Author: Irving Schild Author: Scott Bricher Author: Kevin Pope Author: Steve Smallwood Author: P.C. Vey Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Darren Johnson Author: Simon Rich Author: Josh Eiserike Author: Jim Mahfood
Page: 8
Barebutt Mountain (Brokeback Mountain Movie Parody)
Department: Homo on the range
Artist: Tom Richmond Writer: Arnie Kogen
Page: 12
A day in the life of Dick Cheney
Department: Read it and veep
Artist: Drew Friedman Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 16
7 periods closer to death: Dance cancelled
Department: The Ol'Rall and chain
Artist, Writer: Ted Rall
Page: 22
The Strip Club: Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub confessions!! with special guest Kobe Bryant
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Keith Knight
Page: 27
The Strip Club: Just below the surface
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Douglas Paszkiewicz
Page: 29
The Strip Club: Rob the evil backstabbing robot temp
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Corey Pandolph
Page: 29
The Strip Club: Unmedicated Eddie A.D.D. boy
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 30
The NBA from A to Z
Department: Shooting from the foul rhyme
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: David Shayne
Page: 31
A MAD Look at Waiters & Waitresses
Department: Serge-In General
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Page: 36
Taco Bell hot sauce packets We'd like to see
Department: Condimental Illness
Photographer: Irving Schild Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 40
Prison Fake (Prison Break Parody)
Department: You've got jail
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Mort Drucker
Page: 44