MAD Magazine #499 
Editorial
- Editor: John Ficarra
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages: "Eeerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama", "The Yungbluth and the Restless", "The fast 5 main duties of Obama's new chief technology officer", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to public transportation", "Stories reported by TMZ that were later retracted", "How George W. Bush will be perceived by various Americans", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mytery'", "The Su
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Drew Friedman Author: Marc Hempel Author: Kevin Pope Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Sam Sisco Author: Barry Liebmann Author: Darren Johnson Author: Jason Yungbluth Author: Evan Dorkin Author: Sarah Dyer Author: Ward Sutton
Page: 10
Botchmen (Watchmen Parody)
Department: Moore's code
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 14
A MAD Look at Trade Schools
Department: Serge-In General
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés Colorist: Tom Luth
Page: 20
The decided disadvantages of an online education
Department: Modem Cum Laude
Artist, Writer: John Caldwell
Page: 26
An open letter from JP CitiChaseWaCapitalMu Bank, Inc
Department: An embarrasment of Richard's
Writer: Dick DeBartolo
Page: 31
The story of Deathbed Donkey ...and the rage of sorrow
Department: A touch of ass
Writer: Brian McConnachie Artist: Rick Geary
Page: 34
Unabridged Sports Cliches
Department: Humor in a jock-ular vein
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 36
The Strip Club: The machine that travels through time
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Joey Alison Sayers
Page: 39
The Strip Club: Your mama's website is so ugly...
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Tony Murphy
Page: 40
The Strip Club: The long and short of it...
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Dan Long
Page: 40
The Strip Club: The legendary deliveries of Pete Zahn
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: John Kovaleski
Page: 41
The Strip Club: The roommates: John, Joe and Jerry
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Todd Clark
Page: 41
The Strip Club: One lovely Easter morning
Department: Pen and Stink
Artist, Writer: Christopher Baldwin
Page: 42
President Obama: The promise vs. The reality
Department: Going Barack on his word
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Kevin Pope Artist: Leonardo Rodriguez
Page: 46
