MAD Magazine #499

USA • 1st Edition - New York


MAD Magazine #499 • USA • 1st Edition - New York

Series: MAD Magazine

Company: E.C. Publications, Inc.

Publishing Date: 1st April 2009

Cover: Watchmen?

Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

Original price: $4.99

Pages: 50

Format: Magazine

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Contributors

John Ficarra ... Editor
Mark Fredrickson ... Cover Artist

Table of Contents

Random Samplings of Reader Mail

Department:
Letters and Tomatoes
Page:
2

The Fundalini Pages: "Eeerie similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Barack Obama", "The Yungbluth and the Restless", "The fast 5 main duties of Obama's new chief technology officer", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to public transportation", "Stories reported by TMZ that were later retracted", "How George W. Bush will be perceived by various Americans", "Solution to last month's 'Mini-Mytery'", "The Su

Department:
Random Acts of Mindless
Contributors:
Desmond Devlin, Drew Friedman, Marc Hempel, Kevin Pope, Jeff Kruse, Garth Gerhart, Sam Sisco, Barry Liebmann, Darren Johnson, Jason Yungbluth, Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Ward Sutton
Page:
10

What the Heck is the Difference? (On MAD #213)

Department:
Observation Dreck
Page:
13

Botchmen (Watchmen Parody)

Department:
Moore's code
Contributors:
Desmond Devlin, Tom Richmond
Page:
14

A MAD Look at Trade Schools

Department:
Serge-In General
Contributors:
Sergio Aragonés, Tom Luth
Page:
20

Digital TV FAQs

Department:
A small-box epidemic
Contributors:
Jeff Kruse
Page:
23

The decided disadvantages of an online education

Department:
Modem Cum Laude
Contributors:
John Caldwell
Page:
26

The darker side of The Lighter Side

Department:
Berg's-Eye Askew
Contributors:
Dave Berg
Page:
28

An open letter from JP CitiChaseWaCapitalMu Bank, Inc

Department:
An embarrasment of Richard's Department
Contributors:
Dick DeBartolo
Page:
31

MAD's unheroic Watchmen outtakes

Department:
Please Sir, can I have some moore?
Page:
32

The story of Deathbed Donkey ...and the rage of sorrow

Department:
A touch of ass
Contributors:
Brian McConnachie, Rick Geary
Page:
34

Unabridged Sports Cliches

Department:
Humor in a jock-ular vein
Contributors:
Paul Coker, Jr., Jacob Lambert
Page:
36

The Strip Club: The machine that travels through time

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Joey Alison Sayers
Page:
39

The Strip Club: The Dork side

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Scott Nickel
Page:
40

The Strip Club: Your mama's website is so ugly...

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Tony Murphy
Page:
40

The Strip Club: The long and short of it...

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Dan Long
Page:
40

The Strip Club: The legendary deliveries of Pete Zahn

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
John Kovaleski
Page:
41

The Strip Club: The roommates: John, Joe and Jerry

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Todd Clark
Page:
41

The Strip Club: One lovely Easter morning

Department:
Pen and Stink
Contributors:
Christopher Baldwin
Page:
42

Spy vs. Spy

Department:
Joke and Dagger
Contributors:
Peter Kuper
Page:
44

President Obama: The promise vs. The reality

Department:
Going Barack on his word
Contributors:
Desmond Devlin, Kevin Pope, Leonardo Rodriguez
Page:
46

MAD Fold-In

Contributors:
Al Jaffee
Page:
49

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