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MAD Magazine • USA • New York

MAD Magazine #304 July 1991

Department: Re-Enacts To Grind Department
Story: Unsolved Museries
Writer with Jack Davis

MAD Magazine #309 March 1992

Inside Back Cover: The Yo-Yo Like Activity That Has Its Ups and Downs
Writer with William T. Raschendorfer

MAD Magazine #310 April 1992

Department: For Letter Or Worse
Story: The Three
Writer with Tom Bunk

MAD Magazine #313 September 1992

Department: No Runs, No Hits, Several Eras
Story: World's Great Thinkers Go To a Baseball Game
Writer with Mort Drucker

MAD Magazine #320 July 1993

Department: Batsmen and Ribbin'
Story: Mad's Baseball Rotisserie League Draft Form
Writer with Rick Tulka

Department: Seeking Hire Office
Story: Job Opportunities for Presidential Runner-Ups
Writer with Drew Friedman

MAD Magazine #350 October 1996

Department: Shoving It Up Their Assets
Story: Better Things Millionaires Can Do to Help the USA Than Run for President
Writer with Rick Tulka

MAD Magazine #356 April 1997

Department: Brute Farce Dept.
Story: The Bad Cop's Guide to Good Police Work
Writer with George Woodbridge

MAD Magazine #358 June 1997

Department: Behind the Nauseate Ball Dept.
Story: Watch Out Guys, It's a Chick Flick!
Writer with Rick Tulka

MAD Magazine #360 August 1997

Department: The Drooling Class Dept.
Story: Redneck USA
Writer with R.J. Matson

Department: Bard Silly Dept.
Story: Shakespearean Sonnets for Modern Lovers
Writer with Timothy Shamey

MAD Magazine #361 September 1997

Department: Internyet Dept.
Story: If Clinton and Yeltsin Held Their Summits in a Private Online Chat Room
Writer with Rick Tulka

MAD Magazine #364 December 1997

Department: A Rocket Full of Miracles Dept.
Story: Important Lessons Learned from the Mars Pathfinder Mission
Writer with Thomas Hachtman

MAD Magazine #381 May 1999

Department: Who Gives a Flying Fact
Story: Pop Up Porno Videos
Writer with Hermann Mejia

MAD Magazine #385 September 1999

Story: When Other Celebrities Jump on the poetry Bandwagon
Writer with Paul Coker, Jr., John Biederman

MAD Magazine #394 June 2000

Department: Celebrity Satire
Story: Wes Craven
Writer with Bill Wray

MAD Magazine #437 January 2004

Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003
Story: 1. The California Recall: Media Circus of the Stars
Writer with Steven Chorney

MAD Magazine #445 September 2004

Department: Must Flee TV
Story: 24 Hours of NBC's endless olympic coverage
Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.

MAD Magazine #449 January 2005

Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
Story: 15. Same Sex Weddings - Here comes the hide
Writer with Tim Okamura, Patrick Merrel

MAD Magazine #452 April 2005

Department: A MAD Ad Parody
Story: Ben Affleck - The Art of the Poker Face
Writer with Drew Friedman

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "Studpid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Bitterman", "Punchlines in search of a joke", "The Kitchen sink: The lowest-rated Top100 Countdown TV shows", "Highlights from Michael Jackson's latest video message to the world", "Graphic Novel Review: The Custodians", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to partygoing", "Fundalini Foto News: The 2005 Grammy Awards", Baseball Steroid
Author with Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Jerry Ordway, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Greg Laub, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Don Edwing

MAD Magazine #458 October 2005

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages: "A cable news director's guide to Sorta Newsworthy vs. Very Newsworthy", "A decade by decade gift pyramide for guys", "Desperate new army enticements to get more people to enlist", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a Punchline", "Bitterman", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Lindsay Lohan", "The Godfrey Report", "The puzzle Nook", "The president's dog", "On Newsstand now: Nuns
Author with Garth Gerhart, Patrick Merrel, Peter Kuper, Ed Steckley, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Mike Snider, John Pound, Jack Syracuse, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, L.P. Ferrante, Jacob Lambert, Dick DeBartolo, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey

MAD Magazine #472 December 2006

Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Story: The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re
Author with Angelo Torres, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Darren Johnson, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Matthew A. Cohen, Jacob Lambert, Dick DeBartolo, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Tom Cheney