Andrew J.´s Popular Contributions
Contributions by Andrew J. Schwartzberg

MAD Magazine #309March 1992
- Inside Back Cover: The Yo-Yo Like Activity That Has Its Ups and Downs (Writer with William T. Raschendorfer)
MAD Magazine #313September 1992
- World's Great Thinkers Go To a Baseball Game (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: No Runs, No Hits, Several Eras
MAD Magazine #320July 1993
- Mad's Baseball Rotisserie League Draft Form (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Batsmen and Ribbin' - Job Opportunities for Presidential Runner-Ups (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Seeking Hire Office
MAD Magazine #342January 1996
- You Know America's Been Nuked When... (Writer)
Department: Atoms Ribbed (various places around the magazine)
MAD Magazine #345May 1996
- When "Per Serving" Information is Placed on Everything (Writer with Glenn Barr)
Department: Pro-Apportion
MAD Magazine #347July 1996
- What if God Was One of Us? (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Almighty Fodder
MAD Magazine #349October 1996
- Little Known Facts About America's Hottest Tourist Attractions (Writer with Tom Bunk)
Department: Trip-Tease
MAD Magazine #350October 1996
- Better Things Millionaires Can Do to Help the USA Than Run for President (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Shoving It Up Their Assets - Back Cover: MAD’s Mandatory School Uniform for the ’90s (Writer with George Woodbridge)
MAD Magazine #352December 1996
- Concert Pairings That Make Sense (Writer)
Department: Various places around the magazine - Generation X Job Resume (Writer with Greg Theakston)
Department: The Cobaine of our Existence - A Typical Night in the City That Never Sleeps (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: I'm in a New York State of Slime - Back Cover: Tired of Blending in with the Crowd? - Just for Rodman Hair Color (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
MAD Magazine #353January 1997
- You'll Probably Win That Sexual Harrassment Suit If... (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
Department: Hit on Miss
MAD Magazine #356April 1997
- The Bad Cop's Guide to Good Police Work (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Brute Farce
MAD Magazine #358June 1997
- Watch Out Guys, It's a Chick Flick! (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Behind the Nauseate Ball
MAD Magazine #360August 1997
- Redneck USA (Writer with R.J. Matson)
Department: The Drooling Class - Shakespearean Sonnets for Modern Lovers (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
Department: Bard Silly
MAD Magazine #361September 1997
- If Clinton and Yeltsin Held Their Summits in a Private Online Chat Room (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Internyet
MAD Magazine #364December 1997
- Important Lessons Learned from the Mars Pathfinder Mission (Writer with Thomas Hachtman)
Department: A Rocket Full of Miracles
MAD Magazine #365January 1998
- The Dallas Cowboys Off-the-Field Playbook (Writer with Gerry Gersten)
Department: X's and Oh-Oh's - Siskel & Ebert Trash Home Movies (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: Thumb Like it Not
MAD Magazine #367March 1998
- Little Known Facts About Europe's Hottest Tourist Attractions (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Trip Tease
MAD Magazine #371July 1998
- When Non-Sports Shows Use the "Fox Box" Concept (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Stats Entertainment - Cyber-Snaps - Yo' Mamma Jokes for Computer Nerds (Writer with Grey Blackwell)
Department: www.Insult.Comedy
MAD Magazine #377January 1999
- 13. Norm "Crybaby" McDonald "Norm McDonald Lost His Job" (Writer with Mort Drucker)
MAD Magazine #378February 1999
- The Loveline Advice Chart for Dysfunctional Celebrities (Writer with Joe Ciardiello)
Department: Campy Counseling
MAD Magazine #381May 1999
- Pop Up Porno Videos (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Who Gives a Flying Fact
MAD Magazine #385September 1999
- When Other Celebrities Jump on the poetry Bandwagon (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr., John Biederman)
MAD Magazine #437January 2004
- 1. The California Recall: Media Circus of the Stars (Writer with Steven Chorney)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003
MAD Magazine #445September 2004
- 24 Hours of NBC's endless olympic coverage (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Must Flee TV
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
- 15. Same Sex Weddings - Here comes the hide (Writer with Tim Okamura, Patrick Merrel)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
MAD Magazine #452April 2005
- Ben Affleck - The Art of the Poker Face (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: A MAD Ad Parody
MAD Magazine #453May 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "Studpid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Bitterman", "Punchlines in search of a joke", "The Kitchen sink: The lowest-rated Top100 Countdown TV shows", "Highlights from Michael Jackson's latest video message to the world", "Graphic Novel Review: The Custodians", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to partygoing", "Fundalini Foto News: The 2005 Grammy Awards", Baseball Steroid (Author with Scott Maiko, Greg Laub, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Jerry Ordway, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #458October 2005
- The Fundalini Pages: "A cable news director's guide to Sorta Newsworthy vs. Very Newsworthy", "A decade by decade gift pyramide for guys", "Desperate new army enticements to get more people to enlist", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a Punchline", "Bitterman", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Lindsay Lohan", "The Godfrey Report", "The puzzle Nook", "The president's dog", "On Newsstand now: Nuns (Author with Mike Snider, John Pound, Peter Kuper, Scott Bricher, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, L.P. Ferrante, Dick DeBartolo, Jack Syracuse, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Patrick Merrel, Ed Steckley, Jacob Lambert, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #472December 2006
- The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re (Author with Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Darren Johnson, Rick Tulka, Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Matthew A. Cohen, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Angelo Torres, Tom Cheney)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #500June 2009
- MAD issues 301-400 "The rush to antietam" (Author with Sam Viviano, Paul Coker, Jr., Desmond Devlin, Bill Wray, Henry Clark, Tom Koch, Irving Schild, Peter Sun, Don Edwing, Anthony Barbieri, Frank Santopadre, Sergio Aragonés, Frank Jacobs, Sean Eisenporth, Arie Kaplan, Tom Bunk, Angelo Torres, George Woodbridge, Gerry Gersten, Dick DeBartolo, Sean Farrelly, Stan Hart, Joe Raiola, Rick Tulka, Mark Stutzman, Bob Staake, Drew Friedman, Tom Cheney, Dave Berg, Peter Kuper, James Warhola, Mike Snider, Jack Davis, Brian Farrelly, Mort Drucker, Kevin Pope, Charlie Kadau, Jonathan Bresman, Bob Clarke, John Caldwell, John Ficarra, Michael Gallagher, Arnie Kogen, James Bennett, Al Jaffee)







