Andrew J. Schwartzberg

Updated: March 23rd, 2015

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MAD Magazine • USA • New York

Unsolved Museries (Writer with Jack Davis)
Department: Re-Enacts To Grind Department

Inside Back Cover: The Yo-Yo Like Activity That Has Its Ups and Downs (Writer with William T. Raschendorfer)

World's Great Thinkers Go To a Baseball Game (Writer with Mort Drucker)
Department: No Runs, No Hits, Several Eras

Mad's Baseball Rotisserie League Draft Form (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Batsmen and Ribbin'
Job Opportunities for Presidential Runner-Ups (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: Seeking Hire Office

Better Things Millionaires Can Do to Help the USA Than Run for President (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Shoving It Up Their Assets

The Bad Cop's Guide to Good Police Work (Writer with George Woodbridge)
Department: Brute Farce Dept.

Watch Out Guys, It's a Chick Flick! (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Behind the Nauseate Ball Dept.

Redneck USA (Writer with R.J. Matson)
Department: The Drooling Class Dept.
Shakespearean Sonnets for Modern Lovers (Writer with Timothy Shamey)
Department: Bard Silly Dept.

If Clinton and Yeltsin Held Their Summits in a Private Online Chat Room (Writer with Rick Tulka)
Department: Internyet Dept.

Important Lessons Learned from the Mars Pathfinder Mission (Writer with Thomas Hachtman)
Department: A Rocket Full of Miracles Dept.

Pop Up Porno Videos (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
Department: Who Gives a Flying Fact

When Other Celebrities Jump on the poetry Bandwagon (Writer with John Biederman, Paul Coker, Jr.)

1. The California Recall: Media Circus of the Stars (Writer with Steven Chorney)
Department: The MAD 20 - The dumbest People, Events & Things of 2003

24 Hours of NBC's endless olympic coverage (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
Department: Must Flee TV

15. Same Sex Weddings - Here comes the hide (Writer with Patrick Merrel, Tim Okamura)
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004

Ben Affleck - The Art of the Poker Face (Writer with Drew Friedman)
Department: A MAD Ad Parody

The Fundalini Pages: "Studpid IKEA product name or cartoon sound effect", "Bitterman", "Punchlines in search of a joke", "The Kitchen sink: The lowest-rated Top100 Countdown TV shows", "Highlights from Michael Jackson's latest video message to the world", "Graphic Novel Review: The Custodians", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to partygoing", "Fundalini Foto News: The 2005 Grammy Awards", Baseball Steroid (Author with Scott Maiko, Greg Laub, Charles Akins, Rick Tulka, Don Edwing, Kevin Pope, Garth Gerhart, Jerry Ordway, Desmond Devlin, John Caldwell)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

The Fundalini Pages: "A cable news director's guide to Sorta Newsworthy vs. Very Newsworthy", "A decade by decade gift pyramide for guys", "Desperate new army enticements to get more people to enlist", "Joke Set-Ups in search of a Punchline", "Bitterman", "Celebrity cause-of-death betting odds: Lindsay Lohan", "The Godfrey Report", "The puzzle Nook", "The president's dog", "On Newsstand now: Nuns (Author with Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Scott Maiko, Mike Snider, John Pound, Jack Syracuse, Charles Akins, Jeff Kruse, Dick DeBartolo, L.P. Ferrante, Jacob Lambert, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey, Garth Gerhart, Patrick Merrel, Ed Steckley, Peter Kuper)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless

The Fundalini Pages; "Other things hidden in the Prison Break Tattoo!", "More high concept movie titles from the producers of Snakes on Plane", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to the science fair", "The fast 5 reasons why Rocky Balboa will be the best Rocky yet", "The cover we did not use", "In the land of the blind is king, AND...", "Other autographed apologies of baseball players", "Important product Re (Author with Tom Cheney, Angelo Torres, Scott Bricher, Jeff Kruse, Darren Johnson, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Matthew A. Cohen, Dick DeBartolo, Jacob Lambert, Kevin Pope, Kiernan P. Schmitt)
Department: Random Acts of Mindless