MAD Magazine #304 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Richard Williams
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Table of Contents
The Oddfather Part III
Department: Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Pacino Evil
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnie Kogen
America Land Of Opportunity
Department: Scars and Gripes
Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider
New and Improved Store Kiddie Rides
Department: Feeble Attractions
Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Dan Birtcher
More Same Words... Different Circumstances!
Department: Just A Phrase We're Going Through
Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: John Prete
The Masterful Mess-Hall Melee
Department: Tales From the Duck Side Department
Artist, Writer: Don Edwing
A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At A Madonna Video
Department: Unlike A Virgin
Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola
Rotten Places Where Waldo Really Would Have To Hide
Department: Unseen We'd Like To See
Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Desmond Devlin
Daily Aerobic Routines Without Costly Video Tapes
Department: Your Days Are Limbered
Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges
Modern Day Dinosaurs We Wish Were Extinct
Department: Frank On A Roll
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Frank Jacobs
Deadwood Scissors Ham
Department: A Trip To Sever-Sever Land
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres
Back Cover Inside: What New Health Hazard Are Scientists Now Carefully Monitoring?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
