MAD Magazine #304

Cover: Alfred E. Neuman & Madonna

Artist: Richard Williams Writer: Paul Sollicito

Table of Contents

Artist: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Letters and Tomatoes Department

Department: Letters and Tomatoes

Artist: Sergio Aragonés

The Oddfather Part III

Department: Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Pacino Evil

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Arnold H. "Arnie" Kogen

Drama On Page 9

Department: Chop Schtick

Artist, Writer: John Caldwell

America Land Of Opportunity

Department: Scars and Gripes

Artist: George Woodbridge Writer: Mike Snider

Modern Day Clue Game Cards

Department: Sleuth Decay

Artist: Greg Theakston Writer: Mary Pat Lindl

The Pitiful Postal Peril

Department: Tales From the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

New and Improved Store Kiddie Rides

Department: Feeble Attractions

Artist: Al Jaffee Writer: Dan Birtcher

More Same Words... Different Circumstances!

Department: Just A Phrase We're Going Through

Artist: Rick Tulka Writer: John Prete

The Masterful Mess-Hall Melee

Department: Tales From the Duck Side Department

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Unsolved Museries

Department: Re-Enacts To Grind

Artist: Jack Davis Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg

A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes At A Madonna Video

Department: Unlike A Virgin

Artist: Mort Drucker Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola

The Lighter Side Of...

Department: Berg's-Eye View

Artist, Writer: Dave Berg

Rotten Places Where Waldo Really Would Have To Hide

Department: Unseen We'd Like To See

Artist: Tom Bunk Writer: Desmond Devlin

The Dorky Downhill Distortion

Department: Tales From the Duck Side

Artist, Writer: Don Edwing

Mad's Video Reviews

Department: Hart Burn

Artist: Sam Viviano Writer: Stan Hart

Daily Aerobic Routines Without Costly Video Tapes

Department: Your Days Are Limbered

Artist, Writer: Paul Peter Porges

Spy vs. Spy

Department: Joke and Dagger

Writer: Don Edwing Artist: Bob Clarke

Modern Day Dinosaurs We Wish Were Extinct

Department: Frank On A Roll

Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Franklin "Frank" Jacobs

Deadwood Scissors Ham

Department: A Trip To Sever-Sever Land

Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres

Drawn Out Dramas (Various Places around the Magazine)

Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés

Back Cover Inside: What New Health Hazard Are Scientists Now Carefully Monitoring?

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee

Back Cover: Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions At A Wrestling Match

Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee