Jacob Lambert

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Contributions by Jacob Lambert

MAD Magazine • USA • New York
  • When Corporate Naming Gets Out of Control (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
    Department: Brands Cross America
  • Selected Highlights from Courtney Love’s Journal (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
    Department: No Cobain, No Gain
  • Website satire: “MapMess” (Writer)
    Department: The Route of All Evil
MAD Magazine #447November 2004
MAD Magazine #448December 2004
MAD Magazine #449January 2005
  • 19. Lindsay Lohan - Opportunity Knockers (Writer)
    Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2004
MAD Magazine #457September 2005
MAD Magazine #458October 2005
MAD Magazine #461January 2006
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Little-known mentors for the real world", "Movie cliches you can not count on...", "The Puzzle Nook", "The Godfrey Report", Le Lievre and let die", "Wonkypedia", "Monkeys are always funny", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to wedding toasts", "Spoiled Bratton", "Clip N Use Fraudulent Fortunes", "Mycomplaints, gripes and pet peeves", "Saddam sez", "Pull my cheney" (Author with Jeff Kruse, Doug Bratton, Charlie Kadau, David Shayne, Glen LeLievre, Patrick Merrel, Ray Alma, Kevin Pope, Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Tom Cheney, Desmond Devlin)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • Rejected characters from Cars (Writer with Tom Richmond)
    Department: Return to fender
  • Comparing the war in Iraq to previous wars (Writer with Peter Kuper)
    Department: Prose and conflicts
  • Dont you hate when your parents... (Writer with Marc Hempel)
    Department: The folks on you
  • Modern hassles Superman would face if he really returned (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
    Department: Truth, Justice and the american oy vey
  • The Fundalini Pages; "Declining standards of the U.S.Army", "Monkeys are always funny", "The fast 5 worst selling Victorias Secret lingerie", "Melvin & Jenkins guide to medical marijuana", "DVD Special features that only a complete moron would cklick on", "Wakipedia", "Preliminary findings from George Mitchells probe of major league baseball...", "The Godfrey Report", "Vey to go!", "Create your ve (Author with John Caldwell, Jeff Kruse, Hermann Mejia, P.C. Vey, Stan Sinberg, Kit Lively, Scott Bricher, Kevin Pope, Adam Rust, Desmond Devlin, Jack Syracuse)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • Reasons you should definitely skip summer concerts (Writer with Simon Gane)
    Department: Ticket deride
  • Video game Laws that America actually needs (Writer with Rich Powell)
    Department: Rule Intentions
MAD Magazine #469September 2006
MAD Magazine #470October 2006
MAD Magazine #471November 2006
  • The Meldalini Pages; "The amazing racist", "Mel Gibsons Drink and Say", "Saddam Sez", "The Cover we did not use", "Mel Gibsons Apology", "One Afternoon on Pacific Coast Highway" (Author with Jeff Kruse, Charles Akins, Tom Richmond, Scott Maiko)
    Department: Do the Reich thing
  • When Video Games become religious (Writer with Tom Richmond)
    Department: Praystation
MAD Magazine #472December 2006
MAD Magazine #473January 2007
  • 1. The Iraq War - Mish Mosh Accomplished (Writer with Irving Schild, Hermann Mejia)
    Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
  • 9. YouTube - A streaming Pile of shit (Writer)
    Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
  • 13. Barry Bonds, Home Run King - The sultan of squat (Writer with Mark Fredrickson)
    Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
  • 14. Isaac Hayes quits South Park - L.Ron Hubbub (Writer with AP/Wide World Photos)
    Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
MAD Magazine #474February 2007
  • MADs teacher translation guide (Writer with Jose Garibaldi)
    Department: Sez Education
  • Unabridged corporate slogans (Part 2) (Writer)
    Department: A long phrase journey into blight
  • Things Overheard at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 (Writer with Hermann Mejia)
    Department: Sparrow-Minded Comments
MAD Magazine #481September 2007
  • The young Mans guide to successful mall romance (Writer with Rich Powell)
    Department: Food Courting
MAD Magazine #483November 2007
MAD Magazine #485January 2008
  • 11. Wild Horses' Ass: Keith Richards sniffs his father's ashes (Writer with Mark Fredrickson)
    Department: The MAD 20 The Dumbest, People, Events, and Things of 2007!
  • 12.Scooter Libby A man for all treasons (Writer)
    Department: The MAD 20 The Dumbest, People, Events, and Things of 2007!
MAD Magazine #486February 2008
  • The Fundalini Pages: "Castro comments", "Less popular conspiracy Theories", "Fundalini asks: What if Barack Obama were a Zombie", "Least-listed items on the average american's "Bucket List", "Defenses to use then you're sued by the Music Industry for illegal downloading", "Highlights from the Pope's visit to Yankee Satium", "Melvin & Jenkins' guide to Pet Care", "The fast 5 easter candies still le (Author with Tom Bunk, Jeff Kruse, Peter Bagge, Kevin Pope, Glen LeLievre, Desmond Devlin, Hermann Mejia, Garth Gerhart)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
  • Now that anyone can become a celebrity... (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
    Department: When you dis upon a star
MAD Magazine #494October 2008
  • Unacknowledged benefits of the War on Terror (Writer with Peter Kuper)
    Department: The Blast is half full
MAD Magazine #496December 2008
MAD Magazine #497January 2009
  • 3. The Massachussets teen pregnancy pact: An expanding student body (Writer with Scott Bricher, Irving Schild)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
  • 17. The yanked Rachael Ray ad: Un-american apparel (Writer)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
  • 19. Celebrity sex scandals: Adultery Swim (Writer with Glenn Fabry)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
  • 20. Stunt day in the park with Blaine: An upsided fake (Writer with James Warhola)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2008!
MAD Magazine #498February 2009
  • Unabridged Sports Cliches (Writer with Paul Coker, Jr.)
    Department: Humor in a jock-ular vein
  • The Fundalini Pages: Wakipedia: Opossum (Writer)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #501October 2009
  • The Fundalini Pages: The wave of the future: DVD (Writer)
    Department: Random Acts of Mindless
MAD Magazine #502January 2010
  • 18. Alaska loses its Governor - The flaking of Palin 1,2,3 (Writer with J.Scott Campbell, Nei Ruffino)
    Department: The MAD 20 The dumbest people, events and things of 2009!
  • Board Game-Based Movies we'll soon be seeing (Writer with Tom Richmond)
    Department: Dice, Cameras, Action!
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MAD Magazine #535October 2015
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MAD Magazine #536December 2015
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MAD Magazine #537February 2016
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MAD Magazine #541October 2016
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MAD Magazine #542December 2016
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MAD Magazine #543February 2017
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MAD Magazine #547October 2017
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MAD Magazine #549February 2018
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  • Things You Don't Want to Hear Coming from the Next Bathroom Stall (Writer with Dave Croatto, Josh Mecouch)
MAD Magazine • USA • California
Miscellaneous MAD Books • USA • New York
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Mythos
MAD Magazine • Brasil • Panini
Cartoon Network Books • Brasil • Panini
MAD Magazine • Germany • Dino/Panini

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