MAD Magazine #473 
Editorial
- Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson
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Table of Contents
The Fundalini Pages; "In stores just in time for the holidays", "On newsstands now: Scientific Republican - The stork", "The Godfrey Report", "Saddam sez", "Vey to go!", "Other things, besides offending muslims, the pope must apologize for", "An honest "Printer Test Page" we do like to see", "When other helplines are outsourced to India", "The fast 5", "Melvin & Jenkins", "Bitterman"
Department: Random Acts of Mindless
Author: Paul Coker, Jr. Author: Dick DeBartolo Author: Desmond Devlin Author: Charles Akins Author: John Caldwell Author: Kevin Pope Author: P.C. Vey Author: Jeff Kruse Author: Teresa Burns Parkhurst Author: Garth Gerhart Author: Adam Rust Author: Nicholas Michael Ferry IV
Page: 8
1. The Iraq War - Mish Mosh Accomplished
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Jacob Lambert Photographer: Irving Schild Sculptor: Hermann Mejia
Page: 12
2. Bode Miller at the Olympics - It is all downhill from beer
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Charlie Kadau Writer: Joe Raiola Artist: Scott Bricher Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 14
3. The Cheney Hunting Accident - Shoot happens
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Artist: Mark Stutzman Idea: Teresa Burns Parkhurst
Page: 15
4. Richard Hatch Vs. the I.R.S - Debt man walking
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Photographer: Irving Schild Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 16
5. Zinedine Zidane - A Buttheads Headbutt
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Scott Maiko Artist: Mick Coulas
Page: 18
Ann Coulter - Queen of the vile
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 19
7. Mel Gibson - The Passion of the Anti-Semite
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Adam Rust
Page: 20
8. Tainted Spinach - It aint easy being green
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Artist: Jack Syracuse Writer: Scott Maiko
Page: 21
Reprinted in: US MAD Magazine #11
9. YouTube - A streaming Pile of shit
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Jacob Lambert
Page: 22
10. Floyd Landis - Pedaling Dope
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Artist: Scott Bricher Writer: Jeff Kruse Writer: Harrison Greenbaum Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 24
11. North Korea Tests the Bomb - The nutty aggressor
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Artist: Tom Richmond
Page: 25
12. The Muhammad Cartoon Controversy - A real laugh riot
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Scott Maiko Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 28
13. Barry Bonds, Home Run King - The sultan of squat
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Jacob Lambert Artist: Mark Fredrickson
Page: 29
14. Isaac Hayes quits South Park - L.Ron Hubbub
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Jacob Lambert Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 30
15. K-Fed raps - Some records were meant to be broken
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 31
16. Congressman Mark Foley - The louse of Representatives
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Desmond Devlin Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos
Page: 32
17. Paris Hilton s Vow of Celibacy - Just say ho
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Writer: Arie Kaplan Writer: J.Scott Campbell Colorist: Edgar Delgado
Page: 33
18. John Mark Karrs Extradition - Fake on a plane
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Photographer: Irving Schild Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos Photographer: Corbis Images
Page: 34
19. Star Jones gets sacked
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Artist: Sam Sisco Idea: Arie Kaplan
Page: 35
20. Bushs assault on civil liberties - The kill of rights
Department: The MAD 20 dumbest people, events and things of 2006
Artist: Mark Fredrickson Writer: John Kovaleski
Page: 36
A MAD Look at trying to pickup women
Department: Serge-In General
Artist, Writer: Sergio Aragonés
Page: 38
Monroe and... The Army Part 2
Department: Angsters Paradise
Writer: Anthony Barbieri Artist: Tom Fowler
Page: 41
The MAD World of... The Holidays
Department: Seasons Gratings
Artist: Marc Hempel Writer: Stan Sinberg
Page: 48
