MAD Magazine #367 
Editorial
- Border Artist: Tom Bunk
- Cover Artist: Joe DeVito
- Border Writer: John Caldwell
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Table of Contents
Got Mad?
Department: Advertisement for Subscriptions
Artist: Richard Williams
Originally printed in: US MAD Magazine #343
Mad's Dating Pluses & Minuses Scorecard
Department: The Rating Game
Writer: Barry Liebmann Artist: Carol Lay
Badly-Needed Constitutional Amendments???
Department: Our Floundering Fathers
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Rick Tulka
Pop-Up Bill Clinton Fundraising Videos
Department: Here comes the Bribe
Writer: Mike Snider Video Capturing: David P. Levin
If Magazine Covers Told the Truth About What's Inside
Department: Strictly for the Blurbs
Photographer: AP/Wide World Photos Writer: Mike Snider
The Story of Creation Re-Told in a Chat Room
Department: The Microsoft Word of God
Writer: Desmond Devlin Artist: Hermann Mejia
Little Known Facts About Europe's Hottest Tourist Attractions
Department: Trip Tease
Artist: Paul Coker, Jr. Writer: Andrew J. Schwartzberg
Busty the Vampire Spayer
Department: I'm Gonna Git You Blood Sucka
Writer: Dick DeBartolo Artist: Angelo Torres
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Eddie Vedder
Department: Grieving Las Vegas
Artist: Hermann Mejia Writer: Mike Snider
Back Cover Inside: What American export is costing many foreigners an arm and a leg?
Artist, Writer: Al Jaffee
